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54558 2009 年 02 月 18 日 14:16 Reading (loading. ..) Comments (0) Category: Jokes Jinji
Finance Professor Tate ======
you do not think that the people did not satisfactory, that, on the Loess Plateau,
ムートンブーツ 通販, leaning against the wall, white-haired old man about to be buried, he is also a dream, As long as you give him a chance, he will be displayed. Landlords? Go!
people there, usually on those trivial matters will be sensible, for example, buy clothes, you can spend a whole day's effort, from price to style to color, what can compare a half a day, but it finally not buy. Can be decisive in those
things, but often not rational, the mind of a hot, decided to down. (Note: people buy stocks, especially haha)
Lenin's idea is that the purpose justifies the means is correct. History of trains to move forward, how to do it the way the grass? Then grind it.
repeated a thousand times smaller than the invention of a false truth. (Note: too right)
====== Tsinghua professor ======
Tsinghua How far away from the world-class universities? Walked out the west gate of Tsinghua 500 meters! (Note: It is North East Gate)
If you read the (######## Disc), which is not allowed; if you have not seen, and that your life is not plentiful. (Note: do not know whether the teacher full of life Hey)
We are all in good foot, bad Kengbian on. If I
Pan, also selected Ximen!
====== Fudan professor ======
78 sector we have a class reunion, the list printed out, many people are late. Why is it late, are shot. Now of course there are many still closed. This job of ours, it is two academies, well into the hospital, do not enter the court ... ... (Note: heavy social)
I have a 60-year-old friend, he estimated to live to 90 years old is a normal straight-line depreciation. But later, he invited a young housekeeper, died after two years, and this is accelerated depreciation. (Note: the imagination)
governance structure and the family in Shanghai is not the same as elsewhere, is the wife's mother's wife, under the leadership responsibility. In my house is so big to listen to my small house to listen to her. What is the big event? Iraq is a big hit, the rest are small (Note: Road Shanghai M)
Audit Report now 9 of 10 were false, and where they come from so much money. Things come out of the judicial police, the morning of the first to freeze bank deposits, and then to a second to see if you can not bank deposits frozen, put the computer move sealed. The third installment of the afternoon came to see had to move a desk. Later came the fourth, saw a man sitting on the ground with nothing ... ...
now reached a very high peak of the stock market pull, we should not rushed to go to that bar holding you Once inside, they came out, got left, where you insisted on a person, to the time you have not liberated the liberation of Taiwan
you know part of the private enterprise tax is not generally steal, steal mad. It is more than a billion in sales, remember not to arrive on a million, I said, What do you do something? He said that Li, is very simple, \In the tents as prowling. The milling of funds, the Department looked to dizziness, and no one can not read, 31 bank accounts, he went to the end, the money was gone. I said, terrible terrible. The results then come up with a joke, he put himself channeling confused. After much deliberation, he said, I am more than sure that this money, this money gone?
====== South Professor ======
so shallow that you think that the Marxist ah? you are down to you the level of Marx to
stock that you understand my money out of your home
you to play up to the Sino-Japanese War, at least eight years
affirmation of who knows everything is a liar
listened to my class to help you improve the look taste
are not thinking of their own, need a more advanced animals than people can study, like others Research like pigs. (Note: Xiaofan)
====== National Chiao Tung University Professor ======
learning low self-esteem, that is suicide! Is a crime! Is gambling! Is female prostitutes! ... ... (Note: Forest teacher of undergraduate students, a result very poor care)
you doing online? Playing games, watching MM picture is called an internet connection, I often go to college Jiaoshi Wang Jung, teachers can go, and students can go thing. University of 300 professional lesson plans, courseware, questions have. (Note: check on the website really good,
If one day you invaded the U.S. Department of Defense computer system, which has all the information the U.S. military software, but only let you take one thing, you will what means? - remember, bring Specs, not any source Oh
====== East China Politics and Law ======
on my course no one slept ~ my class but also to sleep it only shows that you really want to sleep ~
control is unique in our country, but this original has not been no other countries to follow, it there is a problem ~
stop crime, the real party because they feel sorry I'm sorry people give up very little crime or a fool
ten mistakes smart people can not save
ordinary people always think you are terrific, not ordinary people feel that they are ordinary
China should focus on people, because people are not people, so it should be people-oriented.
those Musicians romantic nature, then, children the world over ...
girls to test her boyfriend is not good to see he is not willing to put themselves in only 99 100 dollars to spend In your body, do not eat lobster he saw you, say: \Time is the most fair, the space is not fair.
leading to the gates of hell are paved with flowers.
class attendance is my conviction and sentencing of the end of the tool.
Therefore, judges should
Dr MA prosecutors, lawyers, college, the best defense of illiteracy, this is the ideal model.
first career and then start a family, to be responsible to the people.
Police inside There are two face, well identified. a very, very black, like Bao Zheng same; a very, very white, like the White Snake. white is the investigators, all day, gone the sun, in the basement air-raid shelter in the; black is the traffic police.
some students asked not to visit the prison to visit? visit. when? in the spring time. (Note: Do not believe the teacher's similar promise.)
money to bad men, bad women for money. as a legal person, the need to know.
I am the person Sanko policy: who offend light, professional forgotten, hair fall out.
a teacher, and watch out with great difficulty to buy De Bu Teaching accident.
English test has nothing to fear? only one thin little hair out that the hard point.
the poor to climb the stairs on the outside, rich people climbing stairs in the house - duplex; poor to ride a bike on the outside, rich people ride a bike at home.
from a pragmatic point of view, this part does not test, you can tear it, you can burn.
gold after graduation so everyone is different some people 18K, and some brass plated with a layer of people
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