tods for sale-Absolutely funny

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A company recently made a small salary, and ran happily small A financial room to receive paychecks, and then ... ...
accountant said: .
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I am a high school (MM) sent to college after school to promote AIDS Day
along the way, people who participate in a community AIDS prevention lecture
day they move around the classroom to sit on the stool
other teachers around this time came to do speech to each person in turn made a banana
my classmate who called ah hey happy listening to lectures but also eat fruit mistake
her 8 fault 8 and the person next to the side of his speech talking and laughing while eating banana peel happy
this time the teacher came in a TT
each made a banana that is used to set the original TT, but I used to hand students in only one banana skin. .
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buses in Beijing, a man bring a four-year-old boy.
other traffic lights, bus next to police cars.
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cooked crab last night, the water boiled, I put the crab into the pot one by one. Crab is very fresh, in the pan move.
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I just had never been seen in college, special soil, another class, the teacher to do ppt show, never before used, just say that my first go, a long time to open a computer projector No response.
next few buddies call by F2, press F2!
so I hesitated and asked: is both key and press it?
embarrassed to say that class ~
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see a few days before the mobile Internet News: singer arrested on drug smiling ...
... I wonder drug to drug chanting, why do smiling drugs?
why the press but also in particular smile that drug addicts do?
later learned that smiling is the original singer ...
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morning getting up, across the floor on the balcony to see a woman wearing only bra making breakfast. Called, came to see her husband, her husband livid face, silent to my Linhui the house ##########.
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seen a lot of anti-Japanese themes of the film, how traitors are all Chinese.
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primary school when I bought a book graduation evil, because it says January 20 -2 is a constellation of 18 -
Block
was in a tank a long time people ask me what sign you are, I will say this is Block tank!
wife: ah ... ... ... ... salt in it?
it removed, thrown into the trash: So we both continued to walk

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I am a Cuozao, I accidentally put a B today's society do not rub the tattoo boss
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a friend's house once to get things ready to go downstairs and 3 upstairs downstairs to see a few kids playing with friends eventful sunflower acupuncture go hand
said: Look at my hand acupuncture point of sunflower to one of the children upstairs to our
we dawdle at least half an hour in the upstairs downstairs I saw that the child is standing still, motionless
friends up to the hand of a child blamed for a sunflower Jiexue jump
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high school, became popular Wenquxing, my classmates have money to buy a 98-year 200.
chicken
very sweet after dinner, to walk in the mall.
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drinking with a friend, from the afternoon to drink at night, drinking white wine into fixed on the whole, and the last cup of wine, one hand holding my hand patted his shoulder, just to say dig pit of the stomach,tods online store, he put his mouth full of wine as well as the absorption body
on the spit, and he froze for a second, your head burst into tears, then a miserable heart crack lung, I reluctantly said: I'm a do, all right, we who and who, do not cry ...
and my hands across their chests for no down ... ...
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us that the old man taught chemistry 800 degrees of myopia, the first class on the blackboard after blackboard turned suddenly pointed at me and shouted: What do you stand! ! I sit down! !
I was sitting in the last row of seats, and I hung on the wall behind my coat ... ...
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News: Tong Dawei, his wife gave birth to female
Comments: This TONG Da really great
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high one time, that soon the college entrance examination, the third year our school definitely nervous. Monday flag-raising, there was a sophomore female student speech on the screen: ... you sister school seniors must seriously face the entrance, play their the level of the best, do not repeat the mistakes in the examination ...
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my male teachers.
Suddenly, handsome brother stopped and asked me, under your clothes stick what did?
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a little girl ran to the front desk said to me: 'Auntie, give me a packet of ketchup.'
my boys, at least this is written on the card.
so I smiled, gave her side of the side and said to her: 'No problem, brother.'
shocked about the little girl: 'I am not a little brother ah!'
me: 'That I am the aunt you ? '
little girl ran away hurriedly took the tomato sauce!
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college, first-aid classes, CPR, Professor said as he demonstrates:
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a mathematical morning exercises, the class did not finish. Cheeky puzzled math teacher, said: last night I finished with the advertising time, your speed is too slow. Against a student on the spot, exclaimed: Hunan, Taiwan, the teacher is to see the ads now! Rolling on the class.
they laughed at me that I have not bought a taste of something so ugly
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once, as something to contact a fellow student, but did not keep his cell phone number, then to another one and send text messages the students know him well, br> and then wait patiently replies, 5 minutes later, finally received a reply, and can not wait to open the message, bearing the words,
desperation, could only send text messages to his brother again, two words,
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I bought a travel card sets
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times my friends drunk, according to his mom, he was the toilet, phones like the right hand, left hand according to the mirror, and mirrors in the good? recent prison Guan Deyan it? for the early out ah ...
So, I one day while he was out, put his Wenquxing turned out, and quickly lost six meters I saw that character 性爱小电影成人电影 ....
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few years ago, in the company to do secretarial work,tods online store, the acute and hurriedly rushed to the toilet and found the door unlatched the ladies room because the toilet is a single pit, not dare to enter, then knock on the door test, we have only heard one Female calmly replied: Come ~ ~! !
hemorrhoids made, a piece of sanitary pads (sanitary napkins is the wife).
I wear that dress Yup, great collar as the clothes, then paste the chest paste ...
I'm not convinced how loudly say how the chicken is a decent chicken (I was keen to say that there is dignity xx)
I Kuanghan ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ....
So I gave up, however my curiosity has not disappeared.
on top of the logo looks like a chicken
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gossip in the bedroom, while a classmate and talk to us, while mobile phone recharge cards by hand stripping the password, the more talk the more vigorously, as she recovered, recharge cards, a password that has been her stripping wear, and later her craft with talent in the wastepaper scrape out the password, but also recharge the.
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have a gym class, the teacher up on a straight face solemnly announced: Today, I want to criticize the two students, is a woman. Stand behind me, a boy whispered: Gounan Nv! A pair of Gounan Nv! The teacher cried, and I say that is you, you, and XX (another woman) the whole class burst into laughter ~ ~ ~ ~
while playing basketball at school, and that damn thing down the leg fell out, still above the blood ~~~
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an aunt with Lianju ~ ~ One day her husband car she was riding a motorcycle to go home ~ ~ on the road, there was a man want to stop them, they say ~ ~ My car was in front of stolen, by your car to chase after my husband did not care for him ~
his aunt, the aunt continued to sit in the back to open ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ I said something to lend you my car, I What can you wait for the next car chase - - ... ..
Professor: chest press with both hands, can not make too much vigor, reduction to 2 ~ 3cm, vigor too easy to patients rib
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day.
death: > The answer was:
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junior high school, is affixed to two separate sets of tables and chairs put together,Tods driving shoe, and at the same table (M) had a fight, then I buried angrily to write the name of the job and then got up call about ready to hand in papers to see my
at the same table sat on his stool, and holding his little table. . The outward turned down. . . I was shocked, do not know why, he slowly struggled to climb from his chair up and said piteously: I think you have to stand up and hit me TT ... ...
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child was young and I only saw my mother wear a bra, bra they thought what my own mother. So one time, every day I hold a pole to hold clothes in the yard all the bras are back home. Neighbor women come to my house to ask day bra, I dedicated a day guarding the door, shouted at them, all my mother! ~
bone pressure off!
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few days ago, finally and brother from the junior high school crush to go out with a guy
pol.ice, with the boy said: son!
did not hold back we sat next to, to laugh out.
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pocket when I dig, a key out, and did not find, then go back and find!
of young lovers in the roadside, where the men suddenly moved to say: Who is it? In the end is this?
I thought is the key to quickly say: My, my,tods for sale! My
later learned, turned out that the woman was pregnant. . . .
poor my face ah. . . Pain for a few days
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graduate school when a girl two boys in the class to help her box of stuff from the seventh floor will be moved to the first floor of the five, tired of the two boys nearly expire, property inspection aunt do not see
In the past, said the thing that I lament to this day,
But we are not sure
Professor: See the following demonstration (hands, rearing a pressure), click, bang! Model ribs broken.
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on the primary school, night dreaming, dreaming and dad fight, it is gas is gas, gas actually woke up. After woke up next to my father to see, or is the fire, up pops the two mouths = =
I am confused and looked down,Tods Gommini, OMG! chest paste actually slip out! and stuck to the dress hem ~
One day, I saw him play the Wenquxing out, I happened to see him lose to steal passwords, I saw the same as he lost six characters, heart barely disguised pleasure, the original password so simple, so look for opportunities to look through to peek.
I am relieved and said: Allison, we are not too cruel?
around a lot of students around the stadium watching, NND, pick up is not nor does not pick up the line ... ...
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work together with former colleagues in the company to go to the station across the street, came across a man, staring at me for a moment, I just ask if he know me. The man looked at me, then spit! That ah! ~ ~
Man is a drunk!
I am speechless, and colleagues laugh spray, spread through the ages from the matter open. . .
colleague tells everyone he meets, that ugly av女优 ah, the man looked at her on the spit. . .
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high school students nearly a degree of myopia, glasses can not do without people ...
time to play the glasses smashed and also continue to fight, continue to head into the third ...
results also had a hollow ...
audience are silent ...
and I (he and I have different teams) picked up the ball to his tee shot ...
Then he put the ball back into me and said: you are not out of bounds, you open ball ...
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day out to friends when a phone call, let her come with me, and I on the bus, the way a phone call to her: ? > I feel is wrong, see the opposite as people look at me crazy, unconsciously looked back and found my friend sitting behind a small M seat: ... ....
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have a ride to the tower 45 Road, halfway on the middle-aged women. At that time not many people on board, she is relying on me for another MM standing, I subconsciously to his bag on the front, may be unaware of the MM next to
looked out the window. Soon, the middle-aged women a hand in the MM of the bag, said at that moment, I suddenly put a loud fart, smelly and loud ah, prompting the car full of people look at me, shame me can not wait to find a hole drilled ah. However, middle-aged women smoked
was quickly retracted his hand to cover their nose! Ha ha!
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freshman girls in the bedroom are very simple, eight of us have never seen the kind of condoms look like.
chat up one night to gather in front of the computer search image search results only to a small packaging box and the kind of pictures have not been touched, not the kind of start, so we decided collectively to curb the kind of slot machines to buy one. The machines are rusty
results, we a bunch of people around the box there is no discussion in the end something like a waste of a coin worth, we estimate that pedestrians are met Khan ... ...
then finally buy one, one girl was shocked:
opened, with most of us feel about their own imagination, but the girls still say: one to cover up the whole ... ...
then we saw in the supermarket once a raincoat, would say to her,
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Men director of high school moral education, talking very tough.
classic paragraph: Now we are far from civilization, the phenomenon of school, many students Guangzhuobangzi playing basketball, and most of the boys! Is there a small part of
girls Guangzhebangzi it?
I am very calm
Having found the whole hall of people looking at me ...
I do not know why so hate men
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chemistry teacher do dilute hydrochloric acid and zinc in vitro experiments of what he poured a point ready to go
hydrochloric acid does not respond to such a long time wondered then call a classmate to answer: The students tell you Why not talk bubbles to see it? Students: Teacher, you do not release zinc! Teacher: The students answered very well!
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paint to Shenzhen University,
stroll on the road with the students, the students suddenly a man walked into the side of the road,
shoulder shot a man asked: > is not squeezed his head in the door, even asking members of the bank note charge! ! Members may also note
charge did not hear clearly.
come back to,
nervous with a gun (large jet) pointed at him: br> scared with a tearful voice said: . . . .
explosive waterfall Khan. . . . . . .
I would like him to play a while, playing to a place that asks for password, I asked him what is the password.
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high school boarding school, some students go home to let him help me picking up some things, they send text messages: to the point of my clothes and money to burn.
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Video: 23 【TV】 sniper set
good wife to play carefully, not to see this, then hid behind me did not look over his eyes.
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school when school is built, opening in September to a lot of new life. One day a newborn is like holding a pile of work on behalf of class, asked me:
man went to the male toilets on the right who are shouting against the
... ...
he did not say he did not want 望啦, personal information.

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tods on sale-Wretched man saw the bus pulled out a MM of mimi

on the hands and feet skin care, the most practical DIY hand film is non-stop mix brown sugar and honey massage, General recommendations are to carry hand cream, as long as necessary to coat the hand away from water. This method is really a lot of trouble! In fact, as long as we make good use of the night, the day would not have trouble. -tods.