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340883 2010 年 03 月 20 日 21:19 Reading (loading. ..) Comments (0) Category: Personal Diary
1 white looks just like his brother, playing a phrase
2 Q: Why is the temperature of the highest pear fruit?
A: pears (ion) hot
3 Q: The world's most sympathetic of the cartoon characters who
Why: Because he always reached out to the people round hand!
4 Q: The world's most dark cartoon People Who?
A: or Viking
why: because he pitch-dark
5 There is a wolf came to the Arctic, Ice accidentally fell into someone now, was fishing up in what has become of someone now ?
Q: What is the world's chicken run faster? What chicken slow?
A: Kendall chicken (fast) Nicole Kitterman (slow)
Q: What is the African cannibal chiefs eat?
A: people, ah!
Q: That day, the chief is ill, the doctor told him to be a vegetarian, he ate what?
A: eat a vegetable! ~ ~
Q: What animal is the master?
A: pigs, because pigs (Pearl) operator master
Q: What animal is most likely to be posted on the wall?
A: Sea (Report) Leopard
Q: fat man fell from the 12th floor will become what?
A: dead fat
Q: Who would have enough to eat a meal for you Tim?
A: Dragon Well, because the fly Dragon (Tin) Tim
Q: A dog traveling in the desert, the result is dead,coach handbag
, and asked how he died?
A: He was suffocated, because the desert without poles pee .
Q: A dog traveling in the desert, found a telephone pole, the result was suffocated, and why?
A: Point pole with a \br> What?
A: Many dogs in the queue, no waiting.
Q: A dog traveling in the desert, found a telephone pole, the above did not stick anything in the queue are lined up, the results still hold in
A: Because the back are two beautiful dogs MM,mulberry sale
, he was embarrassed.
Q has a triangular tree is sent to the North Pole to plant .... Will they grow up! tree called ....?
A ... trigonometric functions (cold tree )...... ........
Q: boss, you do not ask beef noodles? how not even the beef?!
A: people also call it wife cake,mulberry Handbags
, do the time even made you buy you a wife?!
Q: white horse called the White Horse, a black horse called the dark horse, black and white horse called the zebra, then the black white red and white horse
A: is shy zebra, Oh
Q: One day, a match stick its head itch to grab the first to burn up. Then taken to the hospital, came out from the emergency clinic
, guess what became of the
A: cotton swabs, because the first was bandaged up.
Q: Why do silkworms very rich
A: Because ...... will silkworm cocoons (thrift)
Q: wolves, tigers and lions who play the game will be eliminated?
A: Wolf, because: Momotaro (out of the wolf)
Q: What is God's means of transport?
A: - Magic (ride) Baby
Q: chocolate and tomato fights, chocolate won. (Playing a food name)
A: mystery: chocolate, chocolate bars and eggs
Q fights, chocolate and won. (Resort to a food name)
A mystery: Bang Bang
Q chocolate chocolate and tomatoes, eggs while fighting, chocolate and won. (Once again playing a food name)
A mystery: tomato and egg noodles:
Q chocolate and eggs and fights, chocolate and won. (Resort to a food name)
A crisp egg (input)
Q in English is called a finger ONE,dolce & gabbana Handbag
, two fingers in English is called TWO, and so on, four hands and fingers in the English
text called the four, then turn up the four fingers of the English What
A Answer: WONDERFFUL (curved FOUR)
Q Why is the dog getting smaller and smaller?
A Answer: because the dog is farther and farther
Q has a spider it through a pile of feces, can he used to walk a few feet?
A-not 8 feet away ... but by 6 legs, because it Cypriot nose cover their feet with a smelly ~
Q white, small yellow, small blue bus ride, who would motion sickness?
A A: white, because white will spit (a small White Rabbit)
Q white + white =?
A A: rabbits (white TWO):
Q Qu Yuan's wife last name?
A name is Chen,mulberry alexa
, Chen Qu because ( Chen)'s
Q monkeys hate what line?
A parallel line, because there is no intersection (bananas)
Q Which historical figure most Qianbian
A Wu Su - Su Wu Yang North sea (by Hai Bian)
Q: A rabbit and a turtle run very fast race, and guess who won pull?
A: Rabbit ~ ~
Q: wrong ~! A turtle pulling,handbag sale
, running in front of that is a turtle very quickly, running fast Oh ~ ~
Q: Rabbit can not be reconciled, but also wearing sunglasses and a turtle race to run, who won the drawing?
A: Well. . Rabbit it
Q: wrong ~ ~! Tortoise sunglasses one to pick, too! Bird is just running fast turtle Oh ^ O ^
desert tortoise white chocolate label Riddles