Erotic jokes best wins extra than thirty

1. Brother, you are not in touch! Here you touch a touch upon the hair you have lost touch, so tender peel, the touch is all you water it! After you let how I sell? This peach is fresh, even now you do not buy it!

2. a row of * women in the street waiting for travelers, quaint woman eighty Q: What are you waiting? * Female snappily: other lollipop! The age woman also joined the crews of sugar,Pithy sentences, quite noxious !, was captured. Police asked the woman: teeth gone also able? The old woman laughed and said: I can lick.

3. a mosquito into the metropolis,Test decide your class of dysmenorrhea apt a few, very hungry. Saw a tall lady chests, then plunged into the snap, the outcome is a jaws full of silica gel, then Yangtianchangtan:

4. plowman town to buy condoms, how to say forget the condom. Half a day before the rove in the pharmacology counter, or can not memorize. Finally had to Xiaoshengdewen saleswoman: Miss, there did not sell plastic bags loaded jj?
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5. a pair of sweethearts making love, male, likes to say: Female lightly said:

6. a group of women waiting because B-ultrasound, the nurse call: line up, ah, Choi B station above the left; dark and white B station on the right. A woman do not comprehend, tread down opened skirt underwear, inquired the nurse: What variety of look at my B? Nurse snappily said: You are livestock B! !

7. ###### on blind couple admitted semaphore, the man said: So voyeur, a look see. One day, meantime the small young men and the blind to work out, slipped into his family, on the blind woman said: Ability of small youth great, to the climax, even blind women boast: restless petulant, exclaimed:

8. women leaders of late, sudden car by two men rack, a male intimidated, said: so nervous, horrified to decease, I thought I was detained and queried by!

9. doctors and the president of disagreement, was transferred to gynecology, secretly pleased. Then the next day to see dozens of female patients, even with a touch of outlook, sustained erection of 8 hours. Night, pestering his wife having ######, impotence is not lifted. Double take: dry his mother! Also to be led graph against it!

10. and mm idly in bed, the voice of Iraq's peevish school ad: , let me rapidly insert in the possession of child!

11. science and a gay sister shared. One night back, sister school feeling very depressed, then that is very considerate to her gay flamed the bowl to eat. In the end to her that moment, I suddenly felt very warm and sister educate, so very thankful to say: said:

12. a 4,5 mm early in the morning to go exercise o'clock, when at dawn, four still quiet ... ... Suddenly, a muscular men came from the opposite side, to see mm to Xiong Baba asked: Stop! Why go? strong men are still Xiong Baba asked. mm panic of creature Jiese, said:

13. youngest and SGX's girlfriend back open room on the second child to show off: post graduate qualifications tart tell me origin talented woman than you?

14. twins in the womb conversation, the boss said: good dad! Often head out to see us, that is no adore and health, spit Koutan left, her second baby, said: Wang Shu, or afterward door is good, he 吐完 sputum sputum also accustom to install the sack away.

15. a migrant operators to the hospital for a check constipation, a therapeutic checkup to this person opened a recipe, a look at migrant workmen to the dispensary is a roll of restroom paper, puzzled, the doctor and said: Do not reuse Cement Bag bottoms out.

16. son and mama to sleep every night, mom: You grew up to marry a wife and mama to sleep it? Child A: ah! Mom: That your wife conceived to? Children said: let her sleep with their dad. Dad hear excitement: The child grew up foolish!

17. professor asked: putrid radish and fertile women have any similarities? A wonderful school students: are insects to reprove. A mere 60 points. The other students really get out, the response is: because pulling late.

18. husband came home to see his wife in bed with the doctor. Doctor: Do not misinterpret, I took his temperature. Husband: If you insert the body of the entity my wife does not scale, you're dead. !

19. A couple came upon a wishing well, and her husband curved down, make a wish also to the well is still a coin. wife would like to make a hope but she deliberately fell into the well when he bends over. husband scared spent, and then smiled and said to myself, really spiritual ah!

20. priests nuns said the little paradise of his JJ is the opener to help her little sister opened the door to the riddle. little sister was very elated to go back to the old nun said she had got the key to heaven. old nun a JJ Little Sisters of the monk audition the description, furious Road:

21. the night. husband in bed reading. from time to time reach into the wife legs.'s wife will strip coquetry. husband asked: Why? Wife asked: Why do your hands? Husband and said solemnly: wet hands. Good open writing!

22. a man long-suppressed ######ual intercourse, my wife sick. 一日 he inverted his wife nude before the mirror, my wife was overjoyed to do so. He wife thighs spread apart and his chin will be put in his wife ########## and asked his wife: I linger pleasing beard you?

23. villager report said: shame that! I was raped last night. Police asked the man sawed long? that Anke did not see apparently, merely definitely a apprentice, because he could not detect a half-day location, finally I go in to his assist.

24. gang rape of women into a home was fight to the death against the husband come down to globe come behind to see his wife being gang prop him down, elected up a shovel and angry movie, heard his wife cursed: get a shovel to blow.

25. There is a Japanese woman in a sauna bath, looking for Cuozao China Takeo, Takeo rubbed and rubbed of a sudden, ashamed of their penis into their place, the Japanese woman was furious: What's your go ? Adonis said: rubbing the inside!

26. night, fool Guanggong Yuan see the couple production love, love to see. The next morning, see a man doing push-ups, we take a closer look, the man was furious: what you look silly B! fool said: You did that silly B , Di Xiaren have gone dry already!

27. a flea cry to his disastrous partner: I used to live in a man's beard, and later via tangles and corners before reaching the pubic hair on a woman, woke up the next day, back to the previously discovered that the man beard it!

28. The old man by practice at night extending across the foot repose of a mistake in Miss file. A few days later, does not feel itchy feet, the doctor thesis for syphilis,Reprinted 60 pretty sentence folk apt tears, the old man with understood infrequent. Doctor said:

29. male took off his clothes to his girlfriend to see the biceps, said: This is the equivalent of kilograms of explosives, and pointed to his pants leg, said: This is equivalent to one hundred kilograms of explosives. and then took off his underwear, his girlfriend walked out the door scampering and exclaimed: God! guide such a short!

30. a laborer prostitute, JI, said: said:

31. two pygmy ###### in their room, where a soon to finish up, equitable hear to dissimilar room, 1,2,3, 1,2,3 ... ... ... ... hey, hey, the morning he asked the dwarf:

32. night, his wife sitting bedside, hands and feet to tamper with, suddenly caught husband small jj, while Meng rub, then as hard as sticks, husband wife Bianyu off clothing, my wife asked: Why? Fu Q: What are you doing? Wife A: The driving test morrow and thought hanging files.

33. Monkey King learn, by ganging up with the bones of the dead into a *, because of the recluse did not succeed, so the empty road I took convenience of the cause of donation, by night the bones came Dong Fu, the absence of lighting, two thumping peppery and cold at night , has been completed, the Monkey King with emotion: The cursed bones of the dead !

34. small ball every current toy to be mini current to show off, a small fashionable gas no course, took off his jeans, said: And you never have. The next day, the small balls take off pants, said: My mother said, at all times I have this, how numerous how many that thing!

35. Liu Bei and Guan Zhang trapped three abandon isle, a few days afterward, younger brother Zhang Fei want to slit starve. Guan Road: SB,GHD Pink Limited Edition, rubbed and then cut the mutton and extra! At this point, see Liu Bei in the SY, Guan Yu asked: Big Brother, are you act it? Liu Bei: the entire point of sauce, dipped to eat!

36. a little girl to the cookie marts Mai Zaodian. She said to his boss: the boss! Buy a chocolate doll. Boss: Do you want male baby or a newborn girl? Girl: Of course, male doll to another! Because the place to eat a little more.
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