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Reprinted from alumni of the user at 17:14 on November 21st, 2010 Read (loading. ..) Comments (0) Category: Miscellaneous world Kan IC card has a line on the bus, took the car in front of a person throwing the coin, my brain short-circuit followed by the IC card into the go ... ...
● neighbor forgot his keys,
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● find the phone one day gone, a search of homes in every corner of the bag as well, failed. Then fell to the ground sullenly, and took out cell phones, mass text messages to everyone: I lost my phone once you play mahjong
● a power cut, on the point of candles continue to play, and later was too hot, yelling, Fan open the What can I do better to spend the telephone, do not want to go walk around. We have a small house Huoer name is Li Lei, a job the summer, a programmer at a web site. Yesterday he went to work, people call looking for him I answered the phone. I said Li Lei is not in the other party asked him to go home yet? I said no, the caller said: is ××××。thing, he said, calling high school classmates about it, then press the phone back to the past. Li Lei Shaanxi people call a pass he asked: said: , over the phone, you fellow! Li Lei passed,
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High School, when this man take a bus to school, because the long road, when bored,
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remember back to the school gates looking back, that the men still standing in the stall before the holding of the pie chipped daze it. I still think this can not help myself sometimes his fist or two!!!!
● a subject requires that the following four sentences connected with related words:
1, Zhang Haidi sister paralyzed;
2, Zhang Haidi sister stubborn to learn;
3, Zhang Haidi sister learned several foreign languages;
4, Zhang Haidi sister learned acupuncture.
correct answer should be: write: Although Zhang Haidi sister doggedly learned acupuncture and several foreign languages, she was paralyzed.
also found a more violent child wrote: Zhang Haidi sister learned not only language, but also learned acupuncture, she was so stubborn learning, and finally paralyzed!
● I am Yunnan University, 2000, that is, Ma Jiajue that level. Ma Ying-jeou an accident, but has not been caught when the arrest warrant and arrested on the say that the public security organs to assist small Marco can be the number of million reward. we are all jealous and would like to get that large sum of money, took to the streets looks very attention of passersby. One day, sitting on the bus to go out, many people, only one person standing, We all stared at the man suddenly see,
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● table with a cold, runny nose, but he forgot to bring a handkerchief, and to keep the nose to nose forced inhalation. Language writing on the blackboard the teacher suddenly turned to a lot of noises: Teacher said: brother to tinker with Canada does not go back for a long time, so pitiful and said:
poor buns next meal last meal I ate a semester buns, steamed buns brother still owes me 2 3 ... ... the most annoying is four years in college I did not even find a girlfriend! !
until graduation day I walked on the campus tree-lined road, heard a bunch of girls in the back pointing small channel: buns do not pay!! One time someone call my cell phone: ! The boss on the spot stayed
● and leadership, people drink, holding up his glass and loudly: to the market to buy food,
timberland boots sale, prepare dinner, a Korean friend bought a lettuce, 4 to 2, he gave him all the change vendors, leaving a shortfall of a dime, so he said to the hawkers -
hair, gave you, so there is no hair out. found himself out of a piece of rice on the outside, secretly feel sorry waste of food farmers uncle to pick up and eat them. But later found that rice, seems to me ... ...
● Qiazhao a big cock's neck but not the knife, hesitated for a long time, then I strangled a chicken actually was a
● Sina News Title: Chongqing Railway Police special police anti-terrorism exercise on the train, a Hebei
User Reviews: Excuse me, you can squeeze onto China's trains? Also tmd terrorism it!
● One night drinking with some friends, some people are drunk. one to sleep in the street, we could not lift to move him to talk to him find something to cover, do not catch a cold. A few days later to see him, he said, woke up the next day he found his three bikes lying
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