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22128766 2008 年 06 月 19 日 15:23 Reading (loading. ..) Comments (0) Category: too funny
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soccer team defeated China, the Plot is: L , inspired, so find a group from the national team players also made an ad. The screen: all the players facing the goal rotten fried wanton, slogan: how can their drug use was also a woman, how this can be done? ,
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see the room filled with three of more than two hundred clocks, but be fast or slow. Three very puzzled, then asked why. God's assistant explained: These clocks represent each country's national football team, the team lost one match each, clocks will turn around. So on behalf of three will find their own country wall clock. Looking for a long time, Japan's head coach in the middle group found the clock speed, very unhappy. South Korea coach thought her would have been better, resulting in high-speed rotation in the watch group is even faster than Japan, expression is very embarrassing. China, Japan and South Korea coach to see the two clocks so fast, he was secretly delighted, feeling that he is the most face-saving. The results are not looking for a long time to find the watch on behalf of the Chinese team, then ask God's assistant,
Exchange with foreigners the most common 939 Engli, the assistant answered God: so hot these days, God did take the Chinese team's fans went to watch!
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one Korean, one Japanese and one Chinese fortunate to meet God.
Koreans asked God: not a! I do not see the next life! I can not see out! Super fans are too lazy to buy a ticket, climb over to see their team in the game, pol.ice kept asking for a tree in the following of fans, our team scored a goal it? Goals yet? Tree fans shaking their head, do not do, or not. A kept asking after the flaming tree, and it shook the leaves angrily, and said, do not ask,
哈！我家也要这样！ - Qzone日志, I stand here for so many years, and have not seen them score!
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the news? uasp.net said China and South Korea team competition, South Korea won, the Chinese team did not carry a ball, is not news; South Korean won, the Chinese team into a ball, a small news; tie, is the news; If the Chinese team won, and that is big news. Hearing this, a little puppy, very good school to ask if the Chinese team won, the main striker but also into the ball? uasp.net said that false news!
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Football Team Song (arena version)
Chao Chuan: I A Smelly Smelly feet, you want to play but also how to play well, maybe one day I rushed out of Asia, has become the target of teasing, I have seen the various aspects of society, only to find he is a pustule. I'm a Smelly Smelly feet, you want to play but also how to play well, I searching searching a deodorant medicine, such a request be considered too high.
Zhang Ye: We sang Kong Hanzheng confidently soft down; we are talking about the spitting story, well-known temper, big up; and future of football people, led us to the bar table, holding glass, not drunk do not come.
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stopping
stop the ball into his feet 10 mm defender, the Brazilian players.
stop the ball into his back foot 10 cm, the Spanish players.
stop the ball into his back foot 10 decimetre, a German player.
stop the ball into his feet 100 meters, and the formation of shot, forcing the goalkeeper to make saves in the guard, the Chinese players.
pass
able to make accurate long pass 50 meters away,
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can make 5 meters over a compact two players, players in Argentina.
able to make short passes within 5 meters mass lost, and 50 meters across the defenders forward than one player to play two of the Chinese players.
shot
shot to break the 30-meter player, a German player.
exquisite tie through 3 meters in front of the players to play Buddhism succeeded, the Portuguese players.
to the corner flag in a penalty kick knocked the players, the Chinese players.
ball to square the ball from the bottom up to half of the players, the Dutch player.
to the ball from the bottom up to the bottom line of the side players, the Brazilian players.
to the ball players from the side at the foot of steals, and taken to the side where the goal is that the Chinese players.
with the ball like that, like Henry, is the Great. Reptile Network
wind the ball players to applaud the referee is players in Europe.
able to judge swearing players, players in South America.
can spit on the referee and the players in pursuit of the Chinese players.
riding a bicycle
can not even step 8 bicycles, players get a penalty, the Brazilian players.
can not even step three bicycles, assists the player into the restricted area, the Portuguese players.
can not even step half cycle, the fracture of his players broke into the Chinese players.
physical
able to rush 90 minutes without blinking an eye of the players, the Korean players.
able to run 90 minutes, panting players, players in Europe.
able to run 90 minutes, sweating the players,
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able to walk 90 minutes, the players fell to the ground cramps, is the players.
speed
can run faster than the ball player, a Dutch player.
can run as fast as the player with the ball, is a British player.
can run as fast as the player with the referee, the Maldives players.
with the players but the referee is running, is the players.
attitude
football as life, is African players.
football as a work of the European players.
football as a game, is the South American players.
football as a trifling matter is that the Chinese players.
salary
some European players take fans to spend money to prostitutes, and some South American players
fans get money for drugs, some African players
Take the money gambling
fans, some American players to get the money cheat fans fans fans
money can get a few things above all that work, and almost everybody's player of dry Chinese players
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saying that the Chinese team in the World Cup suffered a heavy defeat, the domestic public outcry , the rumors lost money because of gambling, a B social groups to kill all the members of the national team.
Sun Jihai have been bolder in particular, fear of small, so up with the idea to disguise themselves as blonde fled the hotel, he saw a Laogai street woman,
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Jihai really feel this is fear, and he took out 1,000 yuan, on the Laogai and she said: Laogai lazy woman looked up, took the money, whispered: 9 ......
when the Chinese striker Li himself says, he would feel flattered Li. Henry said: . Man has always for me, Ronaldo,
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However, the Serie A professional soccer league are likely to pass a bill: the introduction of Li, if AC Milan do so,
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into each game, only 3 balls. An angry Inter fans shouted: incomplete statistics, there are more than a dozen fans in the Inter AC Milan transfer Li heard the news had thoughts of suicide.
the end, is to participate in the festival in Cannes, France Pele concluded: ★
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vice chairman Xie Yalong to the Chinese Football Association yesterday in Leipzig, Germany, met with FIFA president Sepp Blatter to discuss proposed on the Chinese Football Association The application to join the Antarctic matters. Chinese Football Association, Football Federation Australia to join the Asian Football Confederation at the start after qualifying for the country's prospects for reaching the World Cup to consider, after the overthrow of many programs has finally approved the national security after the club's coach --- Stayed join Antarctica, do not play qualifiers directly into 32 wonderful idea, the idea of the overall strength of Chinese football, the realities of football environment of Antarctica, the conclusion, as only the penguins and icebergs of Antarctica, in view of the World Cup is people playing games, so the penguins will not compete (If the entry, the Chinese soccer team will continue to greatly reduce the chance of qualifying) so that the Chinese team can win without fighting. the day FIFA president Sepp Blatter to accept the request of the Chinese Football Association, the Chinese Football Association considered to Antarctica, but condition is only to 1 / 2 places, that is going to South America in a playoff for first place, that this result, Xie Yalong resign.
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