Confessions of one ugly person (super comic) I was born twice.
the first time, a physician pulled me from the womb to all over, suddenly collapsed, shut our eyes and groping a nurse, I plug the behind ... ...
I was born after the second , all of them are hiding in the hospital mortuary to cry, chancellor of his mouth, pumping his son, reprove themselves unconscious, then I ought not be greedy in this affair ... ...
motherly adore is magnificent, she does no prop everything against me,
Diesel Bootcut Jeans, Need raised me, yet he in my face pictures posted a skull to relieve the psychological oppression, a disguise with me to the age.
I was 11,
Diesel Womens Jeans, I was in third grade, the level is the most essential period of curiosity, have desperately ambitioned to see what the mask looks after me in the end, there is a byname label is Li fearless students when I pee when I pulled it off the mask, since then, Lee boldly students undergoing from a strange ailment, can not speak, eyes dull, all day long doing nobody, against a person's skull killed without blinking, a shut our eyes, it more than tears ... ...
principals reported the Board of Education, Bureau of Education sent to, for the school's students are transmit, the principal can only eat a half every morning bowl of porridge, two-month teacher's salary has not landed ... ...
people look me afterward the Department of Education, Secretary to resign now quit the sea, a necklace response, the dissolution of the country's educational institutions ... ...
I wade down the avenue, street people, all in Kuangtu more than a team of pigs rushed from behind me, I accelerated to wear flowers, hair trophy,
Diesel Skinny Jeans, and gave me a certificate namely read: pig's savior.
afterward Liuma's wife with him blowing that his face pockmarked also nauseating, absolutely want to quit!!! occurred to them I went to the window, Liuma wife saw me, did not speak , out of money to the insurance corporation to defend the assurance Liuma pockmarked, a pock ten thousand ... ...
has panicked the United Nations (? Why say they do), Kofi Annan can not do anything to require compelled me to plastic surgery, but without success, all the plastic surgeon to see me at the end of the day the crying always, and nearly half of the surgeons into the cerebral hospital,
Diesel Jeans UK, the omens all the same, nothing will say only one sentence: Need ugly ugly ... ... ... ...
to bring Arafat's plane to pick me up, asked me to stand in front of the presidential castle, circled at the Israeli army to withstand, I went to stand as a minute, Israeli naval restriction, Sharon was forced to resign, the Palestinian national morale, but Allah special statute to introduce my hero, when the Palestinian National People's lantern could not ascertain the ... ...
a writer to me, and tears: my life, the biggest dream is to have a Nobel Prize in Literature gift, but now the master is too much ... I have a cheat, by the time I can write a book in front of you, I will be skillful to champions!!!
I do not believe, so he stayed with me week, up to 5 million words to jot a novel, words to narrate my outward, you can obtain award for literature, the results, all writers are diverted to buy pork, and the Nobel Prize for Literature evaporate ... ...
specially recruited me into the national football team, would favor to take a real punch out of Asia in the World Cup, the Chinese team did not lose a ball, each game is a score of 12:0, 1 a pellet,
Diesel Mens Jeans, after playing the beginning aboard the picnic on the lawn,
Diesel Loose Jeans, I am a human in front of goal BBQ, the additional actors halo, including the goalkeeper entire spit on the floor, the moderator with ruddy card Doutaochulai up.
way, our team has likewise been a gradual exercising of the devil, look at my pictures, then looked at my photos to dine, then melodrama ... ...
trophy from permanent stay in China, diplomatic media remarks I was the demon incarnate.
world lie start championship, the colored marathon of players exalted bluster Luankan, I took the stage, said only three words have a winner, and permanently maintained caption, I said: I'm not ugly ... ....
I cry at night, facing the moon, asked softly: I look nice? Falling gently on the moon a white thing, I picked up a look, is a small rabbit was 九阴白骨爪 crush ... ...
I phone the sky: God, I do the most ugly ?????
sky suddenly torrential rain fell on my body, I touched one, even full of spew ... ...
me away from the globe, to the antique chateau, I queried the Mirror: Mirror Mirror, Who is the world's most hideous, mirror tears, broken ... ...
suicide not my day , why with me ?????????
Confessions of one hideous human ( Comedy )
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