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Reprinted from 279443241 at 08:10 on May 12 2010 read (loading. ..) Comments (1) Categories: funny
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1, Do not push to endure today's tomorrow. -
2, Love comes to go, only pork is eternal. -
3, Depot, we eat ice cream,
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4, big belly is not terrible,
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5,
not, can I do nothing? I have to do something. -
6, is characterized by the failure of people will continue to fail. -
If you want to see him fail, he will not let you down. -
7, if you can not beat your enemy, then join them. -
8, spherical shape also. -
9, I made a wish upon a star. I do not really believe it, but in any case is free of charge, -
and there is no evidence that it is not working. -
10, the United States and the United States to sleep to sleep, 16 hours, I feel like a short sleep. -
11, Garfield at the dinner table waiting for dinner, Jon was too busy to go out. -
Garfield: Hey, what you do not forget important things? -
.......?? -
Garfield: You know, in some states to do call o cat a felony breakfast. -
12, I'm not fat. According to my weight I'm just a little bit short. -
13, if you want to be smart, we should fool with the company of many. -
14, I'm fat I'm lazy - but I am proud! -
15,
designer handbags cheap, work fascinates me! Work fascinates me. -
16, if a little late to come in the morning, I would like in the morning. -
17, everyone should love animals, they are good to eat. -
18, should love your neighbor, but do not get caught. -
19, not tomorrow not on the poor excuses, looking good today. -
20, especially liked a little lazy, that is, do not learn. -
21, Oh? Eat rats? If you already have pasta in the world, that also eat rats do? -
22, chocolate is: Do you eat it, and it was gone. -
23, Money is not everything, and sometimes animals. -
24, to save water, shower with your girlfriend. -
25, God made you forget, fortunately, we can choose our friends left the room for you. -
26, in this world there are many more important things than money, such as pasta. -
27, some people call it lazy, I call food for thought. -
28, Jon: Garfield! Did not you say you eat to three in the afternoon it? Now five o'clock! -
Garfield: Yes, ah, I mean three in the afternoon to eat, but I did not say which day ah. -
29, Jon: Garfield, guess what I brought you here? -
Garfield: Whatever it is, as long as can eat on the line. -
30,
mulberry bags, Jon in the bath, Garfield is sleeping. -
Garfield: bath while singing those people should pull the street shot. -
31, Garfield dieting tips: -
(1). Do not try to eat enough come the second round, first we should get enough food -
(2). to tune into the negative zero scale 5 kg -
(3). absolutely do not eat to lose weight sugar -
(4). Do not make house a restaurant or bakery's girlfriend -
(5). to lose weight should eat more vegetables, so the eating pumpkin pie, vegetables, cookies, etc. -
(6). cold should not eat (but excluding ice cream) -
(7). every meal to stay a little bit, not all eaten - -
example, sinking, ice cream,
paul smith bag, cherry on the sundae) -
(8). more fat people now than you together. -
32, is worth doing is worth doing do. -
33, you can not use English for the Chinese? Otherwise, say nothing. -
34, from now on, I will not greedy, but just love it. -
35, my weight is my own thing. -
36, Love is photogenic, It needs darkness to develop. -
37, should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. -
38, hard work never killed anybody! But I will not take the risk. -
39, then every man should marry happiness, happiness is not the only thing. -
40, wise people are unmarried, married people very difficult to wise up. -
41, (Garfield to his mouth wide open as large as possible and then use the ruler to measure size) Jon, my birthday cake to be so big. -
42, Jon: Garfield,
burberry handbags, I do not want to say you fat, but your chin fold fast to catch up a dictionary. -
43, why people like teddy bear, this was because of their personality, they will not eat your food, -
will not dance with you about the girl, will not steal your thunder. -
44, Jon: catch the mouse, kill it. -
Garfield: I'm educated in the cat, only not do the kind of brutal things happen. -
45, why people always want what we eat rats? This mouse may be a group of mother, -
mice may also be classroom teachers ... ... -
46, Jon: Garfield, I do not want to say you fat, but if you go on a diet, then, the two countries have enough grain. -
47, Nothing to drink hot coffee while, while reading the newspaper more comfortable about everything. -
if I can understand the words better. -
48, Jon: Garfield, you are in the house for far too long. How can I do to make you interested in the outdoors? -
Garfield: can he moved into the house, so on the line. -
49, Jon: Garfield, your troubles that you think you are human. -
Garfield: You're right! I need to find ways to overcome this inferiority complex Caixing. -
50, Jon: Garfield, and so on, most spiders are harmless. -
Garfield: You're right, especially the dead kind. -
51, Jon, Take me to the vet! I have insomnia problems, every 12 or 13 hours, I woke up .-
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