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22124971 2006 年 08 月 21 日 09:35 Reading (loading. ..) Comments (0) Category: Bo laugh
1, the two lovers decided to get married corn kernels, but can not find the wedding the bride, the groom asked has been with the side of a popcorn, popcorn shy to say: hate, people wear the wedding!
2, one day, you meet a lion, pretending to be calm, with terrible eyes stare lion. Suddenly the lion hands together and knelt down, and you proudly say: that powerful it! Awhile, the lion Youde said: Prayer is completed, you can dine out.
3, a dyspeptic patient complained to the doctor: I'm getting is not normal, what to eat pull anything, eat cucumber pull cucumber, watermelon eating watermelon pull, how to restore normal? Doctors silent for a moment, that you can only eat shit out.
4, a real estate agent to sell houses, the word Someone bought a new house, to pick up after decorative furniture. Home Builders: Where is your furniture? We help you get!
5, female mice suspected her husband was having an affair, her husband to the grass beside the track. While a hedgehog to get out. Mother mouse grabbed hedgehog: devil, and said not having an affair, wiping so Duomo Si to seduce Who?
6, total benzene, a person is unable to find jobs. One day he went to KFC interview. Manager Q: What are your strengths? He said: I will sing. He cleared his throat sings: More laughter, more choices to make at McDonald's ...
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8, the blind wear a cycle stutter, stammer look at the road, to find that groove, stuttering exclaimed: Gully ditch!!! blind man back to singing: .
9, Hongtao meet foreign guests one day and tried to get in a word, saying: I am HongTao Liu, foreign guests,
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10, a swimming coach at the mall shopping. A beautiful woman greeted him. He often billed as one of his students. He then said loudly:
11, The Union: Recalling the past red rice, pumpkin soup and a bunch of wife and one child. Second line: look at the present white rice turtle soup a wife a bunch of kids. Streamer: The Times
12, a drunken man accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by crowd, a policeman came: What happened? Drunk: do not know, I am also just arrived!
13, mouse: I love working with bats, after the children were living in the air, not afraid of your cat. Cat sneer, pointing to the owl tree, said: see no, she was pregnant with my child!
14, wife: women need men, men can do without women. Husband: Why do men need women? Wife: There is no woman, who to a man's pants sew on buttons? Husband: There is no woman who needs pants!
15, a stylish woman breezed onto the bus, saw a empty seats, pulled out after a while wiping a napkin shoved down, only to put the ass. Next to a man laughed and said: rely on, damn clean, Cawan also blow!
16, which this man, one into the Yunnan University, loved to kill, the last edge of the sword,
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17,1949 I was arrested, the first day I did not move the next day, I still did not move, the third day I called the enemy with a honey trap, and the fourth day I would like to move, the liberation of
18, you are middle of the night, forgot to pull up and relieve themselves lamp, accidentally fell into the pit, struggling heroic sacrifice, well-informed to Beijing, President of a surprise, personally wrote an inscription: Health and absurd, useless death!
19, you go to Xishuangbanna, Yunnan tour, met a group of wild boar in the siege of the way, passengers are out of food, money, wild boar unmoved, you pulled out the card, the group boar Guier crying: Boss, we can find you.
20, during the Cultural Revolution series, abnormal crowded train, for some that take advantage of parking to butt out of the window stool. Car will start when the final inspection when the conductor shouted: big face in front of the passenger window of the car, please be careful not to eat fried fritters!
21, wolf invasion, set up death squads against small animals. Mantis: I have two knives. Hedgehog: I am covered with hidden weapon. Huang beetles antennae side while singing: Ah! I have a nunchuck nunchuck! Hum ha ha!
22, fate is a beautiful poem, fate is a romance, fate is a god of love arrows from the air, fate is a prelude to the feelings, fate or what? In fact, the ape dung - is the monkey's stool!
23, destined to know why it? Early as a thousand years ago, we know, is a fall, you run with me in the wind, leaving teeth marks on my body, this has become eternal stories. At that time, my name is Lu Tung-pin.
24, I wish I could work with you to make some big business, we will worry about food, no worries about drink, but also around the world, I want to charm you will earn your more than I . Promised me? Tomorrow we go to beg for food from!
25, I have a request: asked me to dinner. I hope you can meet me, or I put your phone number written on the wall, plus the previous two words: Rush. Also asked me to eat well, or to write: marriage, limited conditions.
26, sacred and cultivated pig, pig Xianlei; God wants to water the flowers pigs, pigs too is not free; God gatekeeper arrangements pig, pigs suspected of not rest; God angry, and asked Pig: ?
27, lying Computers: Monitors: I'm Cana, the day was to see. Keyboard said: I do worse every day beaten. Mouse: I do badly, every day being touched. Host: Do you have me suffer it? By belly button every day by people!
28, friends you are about to travel
cold wind can not stop our friendship
I hold your hand, and said with deep feeling:
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29, still trying to work ah? told you not to be so many death-defying back to work, to get more rest, more attention to the body! you always meaningful, said: a ball of dung, in the winter I eat what?
30, grab the tiger after reading the three wild boar, see the nest without a pig, touch his beard, said: empty city! Turned on the beast with a dead pig on the folder, shocked: desperate measure! Suddenly see you, rejoicing: Oh, well honey trap!
31, long time no news of you, and these days always want you I feel confused and searching through your love to the pond; dining hut; sleeping on the lawn; still no trace of you, my heart was broken , and raised pigs gnaw so much lost it?
32, you are standing on the balcony, enjoying the hazy rain, think of ups and downs of life, your face is wet, salty mouth has a bitter taste of acid. Rain, or tears? You looked up at the sky: I KAO, someone's kids pee in the upstairs!
33, I'm really desperate, Huaguoshan developed into a tourist area by the state, and the White Bone Demon Master is also married a few days ago, and yesterday no money to eat, I put Monkey King Bar and sold; really miss us learn day, two Young, are you okay?
34, a thousand words can not start, the whole world to give you a beautiful day in the morning to pray for you daily sunset I wish you peace, joy and you are destined for each trace, each with a healthy you will never , I wish you happy forever!
35, you have grown up, some things you should know, the day --- is used to wind and rain, to take long --- is used to long grass. --- I was used to prove what a great man, and you, that is used to stew vermicelli!
36, cannibal and his son to hunt, capture a thin his son, his father said: put, no meat! His son and capture a fat man, his father said: put, too tired! His son and capture a beauty, his father said: take home at night to eat your mother!
37, late at night, a Boeing 737 pilot to go home, pound, knock on the door. Wife: Who? The pilot said humorously: 737 requests landing! Suddenly a man shouted inside: received 777 immediately took off, to give you free parking bays!
38, I daydream so faint resentment, Acacia silent, deeply nostalgic, Wang Chuan a youthful and, after a lingering, like bad stomach, thinking hurt darling, miss you always, always want to soulful Q: When invited me to dinner?
39, if not flowers, spring will be lonely, if not passion, Four Seasons will be mediocre, if not me, you will lose one of the most people care about you! Without you, the bunny will ask:
40, a police dog to see the road over an ordinary dog, appeared and started to go asking it: I am dog, what you are? Ordinary dogs look at it dismissively said: idiot, look at point, I was undercover!
41, his wife is the operating system, a very troublesome but the installation of unloading; little secret is the desktop, if you are interested to be replaced every day; lover the Internet, continue to spend money fame; Miss pirated software, remember when you first use antivirus!
42, hope, is a sweet wait; miss, is a warm feeling; friends, is to repair the blessings of life; love; is I, obscure fate. I wish you the way of life more happy! More fun!
43, you remember how we eat roast duck it? You like to eat duck butt, vegetables just came, as Jianban grab into your mouth, I whispered: how not see duck butt? You are very proud of pointing to his mouth and says: ass in this!
44, a rogue's philosophy: Life is like ****, or resistance, or go to enjoy; work is like a gang, you not let other people on; community like ****, all we have to rely their own hands to solve.
45, pig set up the club, said: Member be called a nickname, call me Pig! Dog: call me dog! Kitten: call me cat! Chick blushing, so do calm, said: really boring, take one step ahead!
46, miss your smile, your recollection of the taste, take off your coat, to show your wonderful, to control my heartbeat, my manic depression, think about my needs, or kill you as soon as possible ... ah dumplings! Dragon Boat Festival!
47, want your head to your mouth, like you want to drool. Love you, love you back the skin, love your neck and thighs. Love your liver love your lungs, love your body and aroma. I will always love you,
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48, you and the wolf kept in a room what would happen? If you live in peace, then you are a beast; cry if you hit someone, you also beasts than beasts; if you beat him, then you have to ask? Animals is simply not as good as it!
49, you take five friends to the hotel, taking a seat after you said: tea! Miss did not understand to check: 123456. You're funny: tea! Miss backwards search: 654321. You furious: the number of Shaa you? Miss Shy: I is a pig!
50, want to have to die you want the dressing style of whom did not have no affection for the whole; where are also unpopular; want to keep up with Lenin of the problem; nothing has stolen the heart stopped; Typical pneumonia is not it!
51, a man is like a server, in addition to loading the operating system on the faithful to his wife, also install a lot of software services for the wife!
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