about his friends went to the Central Conservatory of Music to find an experience of a master. He said that his master has to ask three questions: \side to see two cocks are sad to say, \
online to see a comment: My old man said, what is now the old society can almost see; the key is some of the old society have not seen a thing!
garlic, now that China has far more than the price of coffee, have to say, Zhou has been unable to \
see a funny comment today on a back ---- twitter, to see five days to make up for News Network traumatized!
a year in Vietnam I saw on the ground a fragrance, crooked stuck, curl in for several people. Closer look, one is Buddha, a Jesus, a Chinese emperor, and his head wore jade crown, there is a Joan of Arc. Ask them, how is this a for law. Say \pregnant when I asked around you ran? My mother says simply: block off the tank.
just graduated in pharmacy practice, day to endorse the package of a student, it seems very pure, flushed his head down in, to me this way, to buy TT, I see that this is the first time, it is necessary to explain the opening, I saw her come to a certain brand of skilled before, glanced at his face more red twitch angrily: \, my spirit was much better \! ! Even let me set this baby girl of 17 text messages ...
a player: I'm sorry I head back 5 minutes X Head: No! ! ! ! ! BOS have a back hair ah! ! ! (Wrath!!) A player: to be back ah flood Yandao first floor of the third floor, I have to go to Internet cafes to find the machine all: dedicated ah! ! !
American \Shows the hero to ask the source, money is not everything. Who you are and what values you represent many times more important than how much money you.
Chen Danqing: (Speaking of China's education) in China is only one school that Party. (Thunderous applause) others are at.
Yi Zhongtian: We say to build a strong nation, then this power, I can not say a word, can not just wear clothes, rice can not just eat, so why should we want power!
some students feeling that everyone online is a good mix of ancient, small cut can be a civil servant JJ.
girls often said: \the ranks of men,
belstaff jacket, thus losing the possibility of further development. Only when a girl say to you: \. .
Journey to the West tells us, to have a calm leader, one can attack the enemy (the enemy can not hit your network of people against the enemy) and his deputy, is also bound to have honest employees and lazy employees, and more importantly is not no enemies.
section if men and Women 8.3 3.8 ... ... ... ... then they add that subtraction is 11.11 ... ... ... ... So 4.5 Singles and Ching Ming was born ... ...
\. You gonna cry! you have to cry! you dare cry! please buy the BMW. you cry you ?......\units to the private life of candid Comrade Guo Degang, Beijing, Taiwan is also on fire. It seems to offend no one can offend 郭德纲 teacher, this is the truth.
know a child's MSN buddy signature: National gnaw on me, I will gnaw on the country. Day Jibei unit leaders summoned to persuade them to do cool. My buddy said there was no children the meaning of ah to be against the state? The results of their unit leaders said: We are all Chinese,
belstaff brad jacket, the national gnaw on people, I do not know?
most useless thing in the world is the pay slips, looked angry, PG rub too small.
new-bead story: 1, Lagerstroemia bare die. 2, Summer Daming Lake has been charged in the human flesh search. 3, Xiang Fei endorsement for the CHANEL · 5 号. 4, Yongqi admitted to doctoral study the Western Pacific, and was elected student body president. 5, Huang Ama Wujiang mustard eat every meal. 6, Luo Yufeng played swallow. 7, Kang insisted write to it, and won the Medal of microblogging control. 8, Lafayette to the fast men when the judges. 9, Qinger birth to a child named Zheng money.
2010 of news: a Shanghai man plunge a suicide, too dirty river and climb on. 2 Wuhan, a husband and wife fight, fire engine, said his wife called her husband \3 Chongqing night burglary of a thief, mistook the fireworks when the candle awakened master. 4 Shandong painting on clothes for a driver for a gangster, on behalf of seat belts. Henan, a beggar for money 5 failed angrily to the police.
order to meet the three popular anti-I 100G of raw footage will be all the computer into a news network Collected Works (1978-2010). Computers are moved to tears, when it is.
\Early said,
belstaff motorcycle jackets, Dawson one, one two, two three custom, three students of all things vulgar.
phrase \
in the old society, artists offended the triad,
belstaff shop, that is, Guo Degang the end.
郭德纲 this right from the start point or the Fifth users to open, the three popular anti-CCTV, after we became one-sided backward 郭德纲. We fully trained to identify a simple truth skill: AV all wrong, that is right, all AV rumor, are facts. So sad ~ ~
Guo Degang and Devon community in view of the future are not estimated, and 2010, the first year can be as wicked.
in such a income of less than Africa, and prices higher than the European countries, we have to counter the three popular and elegant living, which is loaded to force the highest level.
know one person on the outstanding success of thousands of dollars to buy school books, said to have SVIP a result, the only feeling is taken in reading, and I told him that this is the first to success step.
move absconded Li Xiangdong anecdotes: the first time to find chat Commission for Discipline Inspection, to leave ID cards, called home to get it. Out immediately after the arrangements for air tickets from Hong Kong to Canada; same time, the mobile phone to a street Bang Bang Army, said to travel overseas roaming is too expensive, 3,000 honorarium, let help custody, and has asked not to answer it does not shut down. Bang Bang Jun city is run, monitor, who thought Lee Sang in the city, three days later I discovered fooled. Too late.
bus, heard the call of a brother and bold: \daughter came home from work every day, nothing to go to bed early after dinner, TMD money and six months of light TT abortion money, enough for a laptop bought a few Sony !!!\walk in the park's streets, wearing a coat and carrying a big sister for a time when passing a low voice to tell you: drive either? Q: What offer? A: 郭德纲 comic compilations.
do not think you read the \Eighteen years I read the \
a magistrate be removed from office, the gas becomes a vegetative state, was taken to hospital, the doctor diagnosed, said: give him reinstated read a notice perhaps enough. Wife thought: if it wants to read, simply read a Director, to make him happy happy. Unexpectedly, a county Arise, laughing bribery. Medical sigh: No doctor, without increasing dose.
Changsha bombing suspect arrested suspects Liu Heng superfluous, officials said her next goal is. Netease 235 news behind the comments, only shows two, NetEase users Mars speech: \Is one such story.
2013 years. Zhongguancun. A woman stopped me carrying children: To ######## Disc it? I am: a comic it? Her: the wind tight, only ######## Disc. To cross talk with me. So, to whom? Guo Degang? Women's shocked, I do not do your business, and brisk walking.
NPC Professor Zhou Xiaozheng said that before our country is in the defeated country, now is the country in the mountains and rivers break. Sanlu
only drink the urine, breast drink holy yuan. Streamer: Overlord extremely
you in the google search for \until 2010, is a rising trend.
was broadcast this morning CCAV Zhouqu household registration data at the expense of police rescue his wife and daughter of the legendary story of the last daughter died. The little girl, you rest in peace, remember to first select a country next life reincarnation, it can not also do not choose to do the advanced members parents, they can always sacrifice anything in exchange for prospects.
the signature of a flat chest MM: 20 years old, drink Shengyuan time? (Via: @ musicleaf)
News Network simultaneous two news: one of the news \Another is the \
CCTV is not someone criticized: \Tang Jun was finally beginning to criticize.
\people have become apathetic, and academic performance plummets. After class leadership instructors to help students, the student no longer listen to 郭德纲, change the look of small Shenyang,
outlet belstaff, listen Zuying, and since then the spirit of the academic performance of people line up \>
States in the mountains and rivers broke, the city black deep vegetation. Fatten flower splash tears, spraying the birds startling. There are milk, Sanlu, unscrupulous the sea. Overlord scratch shorter, dandruff off one after another. Changsha people
recent interview reflected a radio interview, the IRD after the explosion in Changsha, the Inland Revenue Department staff is not only a good attitude, and other department staff, such as business, street, urban management and staff attitudes are much better.
a beauty down from the taxi, the camera behind the rear seat. Upon seeing the driver quickly head out the window, directed at beautiful women shouted: \And chasing beautiful women shouted: \signed to an embarrassing position.
my friend Li Xiao Man see the translation of university teachers in the open class title groups are harmonious, it said \want to cry. AIDS stupid cook who decadent arts universities are issued free of charge online ah.
students QQ group pop up just one sentence: to force the Department of Economics, too, and we now have the same level of half a class in prison, I heard that the students will be ready to set up branch of the prison yet.
say that we are closed? In Korea, as long as the computer can access the Internet to be able to on youtube and twitter!
had brought President Kim Il Sung, General hunting trip, the eviction will see just a swagger of a U.S. aircraft flying, the President, raising his hand shot, drop as the aircraft. Inherited gene sequences of the general childhood sun only change my life scared, not to be outdone, picked up the shotgun, a decent shot to the sky, and turned the gun will go abandoned. At that moment, between heaven and earth as if only the back of the generals that the arrogant, and full moon pockmarked craters .....
Temperature / home / Po Thunder before the two-day visit the company's headquarters in Shenzhen, and Message : lightning. Thunder has been high the past few days to discuss whether the company changed its name to their ears.
New York, population 18 million,
belstaff online, GDP2.6 trillion dollars, \Tokyo, population 13 million, GDP1.1 trillion dollars, \billion U.S. dollars, city leaders 41.
NetEase users: Which kind, said an expert to the next, and now what is safe to eat? back: lose the most secure.
hit a man riding a motorcycle in the downtown of a strange old man fainted, men know what to do, more and more onlookers. Suddenly, he hugged the old man, tearfully shouted: \emotion: \to the ticket, the staff: \is a rogue! \This only counts the University of the Western Pacific, a Chinese doctoral student.
a Korean American newspaper sent a photo on the beach sunbathing, with the text is: Americans are poor and without clothes, hungry, a lot of people starve to death, lying on the ground nobody.
high school philosophy class, the teachers give the students the material and spiritual transformation in each other under certain conditions, the example of a student immediately stood up and said: \money, spirit into matter. \Tonight a group of relatives
I join the party once again mobilize the civil service exam, I said I quit I do not want the people as a servant of the people riding on the head. Then her mother on the way home Resentment sigh: \>
Nokia is Andy Lau, no obvious defects, and have been very hard; Motorola is Anthony Wong, a classic, but always a bad film; Samsung Francis Ng, a bit of recent product of total evil; Sony Ericsson is the Lin Chi-ling, relative to the content I also appreciate her breast shape; Siemens is Leslie Cheung, is legendary, but he has OVER; HTC is Aaron Kwok, he always wants to prove himself, but always the same. Dr.
a Sister, said: \There are two cups of life: First, you have a boyfriend like; the second is like you you can not wait for her boyfriend.
used to be we do not know where to go to the bank and the money, and now developed to the banks we do not know where to go inside the president, and before long we do not know where to go the bank.
\Mouth in the autumn cold, Hunan port to the north, Orange Isle. Eagles, storied dye; diffuse Bitou mouth, vying. Hawk, fish shallow Xiang, Tian million class Shuangtian competing objectives.
school freshman again, and again to seduce the Mentor school girl. school girl hooked seniors. coveted school brother sister school. Learning brother clings to the sister school. Learning sister school girl jealous. hate school girl sister school. sister school seniors away. sister school seniors revenge. Mentor school brother fool. Learning mentors brother flattery. school brother sister pursuit of science. school girl refused school brother of the season.
as played by Tang Wei Lust, Caution was blocked, but because she starred in the winter hair * responsible * official first girlfriend was holding HE. This shows the problem? I think it is: you can take off, but look off to whom.
search engine Baidu is being changed from a recommendation engine.
\There is a set of white radish that is a kind of go, and fall turned into carrots. Collective discussion of experts around the country. Investigation of water, fertilizer, land-, air, weather, and even planting methods. On the next three sets. The conclusion was that the wrong kind of seed a man.
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other cars in the subway, a brother What excited to patrol ran over and I wondered was not picked up his wallet. . . Patrolman before he went to the excitement, said: \go swimming at night. Swim happy is when I heard loud behind a small loli said: Coccinella septempunctata! Editor's Note I do not know children, looked back to her, she'll be crying to mother, said: Mom, ladybug fine ......
a day to see the status of women boyfriend the romantic says: I'm fifty cents you fifty cents, then we two can be together! The envy of everyone, another woman said: I have six hair hair you we two six-piece 2 can be another woman received a ...: You I Seventy seven hair more, we'll be able to a dead ...
Internet network to remind: XX Unit of friends, please do not A chip, it is the card. Jiao D under the root directory name which all had dry True Story, thank you.
city center has a neon billboard \More than a month into: \After: \And then every few days: \
very effective way to lose weight - diet coffee: Materials: one hundred grams of coffee beans (raw) water 500 cc ... practice: 1, drink 500cc of water. 2, the coffee ........... Scattered on the ground, one finally picked up. Three times a day, repeating a month ...
a boy on his girlfriend, said: \. \Individual team?!
until last night to open the computer all night without electricity to walk to the KFC, and am to 3 am the door, I and the clerk said: What a power outlet? Clerk: no. You little What children? me: hey, forget it. I do not eat, is the need for recharging. When he finished, the clerk surprised a moment, I turned to go out. before leaving, he said something to hear: I rub on it, so now the robot cattle children B a?
recent work tired, a lot of pressure. So on a Mop, an old friend asked: \made a new computer, down drive the drum for a long time found out that anti-loaded, so called crowd with colleagues, comrades all amazed, so called maintenance personnel. engineers arrived, took one look, turned silently to the chassis side, Then say you put the chassis upside down, there are other do you want?
me: every morning I would like to see you ########## in the kitchen, department only an apron for me breakfast. my mother : sent to the wrong bar.
【Male Version】: People look for her thousands of Baidu, Mu ran back, that person has been registered at the child; 【female version】: no trace of her thousands of Baidu, Mu However, looking back, that person has a father three years ago; 【Ghost Version】: People look for him (her) thousands of Baidu, Mu ran back, that person has been separated from life in the Babaoshan cemetery.
Why would the Chinese people from ancient times emphasized the exact words? because of a MM wrote: I want to sleep with you --- This is Ah Q. However, if the saying is: I want to get up with you --- you are Hsu was.
subway today, people still not that much, a station came a boy, tall and looks a little fat ... He came in after the subway to issue a \~ \once a month, a week or so there is no discussion among colleagues in the
topic car, next to a woman interrupted: \Or the kind with wings? \\
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