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00 after 80 after the mother and daughter and what new funny story?
satisfied with the answer:
1. One night ~
blossoming suddenly said: I go out for fun ah,
air max!
mother said: days are dark, you want to go?
blossoming then said: father and mother we went to wildlife park it ~
father said: No, so black, stay out of the father will be eaten by tigers how to do?
blossoming understatement to say: Then another new father hymns! Mom Dad hematemesis ING
faint smile : What kind of a new father change?
blossoming said: take us out to play this game every day, every day we buy chocolate to eat every day we have many gifts to send ah .......
mother longing to say: good ~
father continued to spit blood ........
2. my father bought a piece of cake to the blossoming
mother said: I could not bear to eat it
after another, looking for an excuse to want to transfer the cake: I am ready to get this .... Sheng Kai over there to talk to Aunt share .....
Mom angry ... eye of pulling a piece of fast chips down: cousins to share with you not to eat mom? I am your real mother ....
after another corner of the cake looked less, and said a tearful grievance: how is this ah real mother?
3. blossoming way to school to buy a big whale balloon, the results accidentally fly
her crying, that sad ah
father said: Do not cry this point small it worth it?
blossoming said: The father is not promised to buy a new one to me? You promised,
エアマックス2010, oh ~ I need a bigger you remember Oh! Oh, you meant it! The teacher said the words to count, then ~ can not lie to children, so you can not lie to their words Oh baby you have to remember! Buy a new one for me oh oh I want a bigger oh ~ ~ you have to remember that to mean what you say oh teacher said ..... ..
Father collapse: What can I have did not say ah ~
4. school, Dad to pick up the Che Gulu blossoming blossoming
words again: Dad, you said you buy a larger balloon for me? Oh, you meant it do not lie to you baby oh ~ ~ you said ......
Father depressed, said: Well, my mother saw the blossoming
Fuwa balloon took a back, a strange wrote: Why buy this, really wasted, no one will be angry!
blossoming once said: Yes, ah, blame my father, my father insisted on buying me
: how was I not buy ... ...
after another: this is what I want to buy the balloon next to roasted sweet potatoes, but you went and bought a balloon directly
my dad :@¥#%&....... ..
5. blossoming know After the chicken has been very exciting is
came back from school one day: Mom, I do not want is a chicken
Mom: Why?
blossoming : chicken is the caterpillars like to eat that disgusting
mother: Zodiac is not to change the
blossoming: But I do not want is a chicken, but I decided to be ,.... Fuwa .... is a .....
Mom: There is no sign of the Zodiac 12 Fuwa
blossoming: But ..... But,
ナイキ エアマックス, I have decided to, ah
6. Dad Dad Grandpa called
blossoming in a walk, and my father immediately catch: to give Grandpa called
blossoming: I now want to play, do not want to call
Dad: You Grandpa say a few words,
赢在中国”80后30个忠告, and my father over the weekend take you to the reluctance of children's playground
blossoming
received a telephone call may be too excited after another grandfather, on the phone go on, after another has been Grandpa, Grandpa, Grandpa .... the butt
it finally has a neutral gear, after another said: Grandpa, I would not stand a
7. last weekend and forget to go grocery shopping, blossoming open the freezer found it not to eat anything she says angrily
: how the refrigerator nothing
she looked carefully to find more angry and said: Why are all my mother's refrigerator, cosmetics!?
mother with weak explanation: This ... this food is not eaten by you Well, can not eat so cosmetics still,
エアマックス90, ah!
Eventually she more angry statement: refrigerator should be installed in many fishes to eat a lot of it!
8. After school, blossoming lying in bed watching TV
Mom: What are you doing tummy, stomach pain?
blossoming: stomach hurt, I'm listening to bugs in the belly of the mother and asks to speak
: they say
after another: they want to eat chocolate
mother said: Haha, I will not be fooled
blossoming: stingy aggressive mother
see my mother's face, not me ----- blossoming quickly explained, is the stomach bug that's
9. Mom
blossoming mother to tie their shoes: blossoming, and the Department of laces if you do not, you can call the teacher to help
blossoming: Yesterday, the Department of pigs to help me babe alert
mother said: Pig Babe?
Blossoming right man said: Yes ah
Mom: Why does he help you tie your shoes
blossoming: He was like my mother chanting
ah mine lived :..... that you may not like him .... oh
blossoming: Why
Mom :..... this .... Well, hey hey hey , since you want small-ah
blossoming a thought: It does not matter, because the pig is very small
babe mother :.........
10. blossoming several on its ass pimple
way to her mother sat with soil salt bath
then himself out of the Internet
over time to forget
blossoming blossoming in the bathroom yelling: Mom, Mom, do you want me to soak into the pickled radish you!?
11. New Year's Eve night, my father called to his grandmother Betty,
father said: Grandma too thanks to a blossoming of it!
blossoming took the phone and says loudly: purse brought good fortune!
father and mother stunned a few seconds
mother said: This is like New Year's slogan on the highway robbery!
12. Mom in the kitchen washing dishes, blossoming and well-behaved in the side to help.
mother emotion, said: really poor kids headed back!
snorted my father and asked: blossoming, and you are rich or poor children child ah?
blossoming then said: I am a mother of a child! (She thought my father asked the child what the parent)
13. Blossoming lying on the billiard table, my mother asked: stomach hurt?
blossoming said: disdain not
mother said: stomach bug is speaking?
blossoming impatient and said: It is not
she said pointing to his stomach following pool: do not bother me, I am hatching eggs,
[转] 有一种感情叫无缘 有一种放弃叫成全!
14. blossoming advised Fuwa father bought her a balloon.
father said: There are several balloons at home do not, you see a waste of time to buy one too!
blossoming: Dad, you gave me to buy one, and I grew up to buy for you well?
Dad: I do not like balloons .....
blossoming: So I'll buy you shoes, well, pretty shoes .......
after another took the Fuwa contented walking, saw a sell balloon
blossoming: Dad, I'll buy two pairs of shoes, OK?
15. my mother saw the blossoming of two balloons to take home
menacing, said: Why buy two balloons, you wasted!
blossoming quickly said: ah, it is because one is given to mother Yeah, I love you Mom! Mom had a change of faces accept this fact
16. eat hot pot, my mother suddenly open the lid all the results of water vapor on the lens, sometimes confused, almost knocked over pot
blossoming side of the contempt, said: Mom, please do not be so ashamed of you!
17. blossoming said: Dad, you said I was really good to see Crayon or Snoopy?
Dad: do not look, eyes myopia
blossoming: Well,
送给所有朋友九句话, I had to run away from home ,
nike air max!
Dad: Where?
blossoming: go outside and watch the computer
18. blossoming: Mom, I go out for fun, good at home, bored!
Mom: No, I am too busy pretending to be aggrieved
blossoming said: I think I was not born mother
Mom: Who do you think is born?
blossoming: I was born Daddy, Daddy, you take me out to play!
19. blossoming to the children's playground painted a sand painting, and numerous compliments
silence for a few days before blossoming deliberately dangling mother: Mom, I certainly do not sand painting nice
mother quickly said: nice, really nice ah
blossoming hold back a smile and said: Dad, my sand painting does not look good right?
father quickly said: nice, very nice
...... .... about 5 minutes later, the text is probably replay it again
........... 10 minutes later, came a little impatient mother
: say it several times already, do you have a fresh!?
blossoming: Mom, I'm definitely not a good little mother look at the issue of the
upgrade quickly cheer Re: is a good little, is cleverest baby
blossoming side something to color continues: Dad I certainly was not good little right?
father quickly said: No ah you behaved
........... about 5 minutes, the text is probably replay it again
......... 10 minutes, then repeat the tired mother
last the father said: the next time she can no longer retreat into the trap of the
20. blossoming in the eating,
エアマックス, after three Ferrero
blossoming: Mom, I want to get something to eat
Mom: What?
blossoming: Yes that is my favorite ~
mother deliberately fool: is rice, right?
blossoming angry and said: not
Mom: cabbage and radish ?
blossoming even more angry and said: Am I a rabbit it?
fool in the end my mother continued: What is it? In the end what is it?
Blossoming angrily said: Mom, you said , happy New Year to you? Do not you want to make me happy on it? Am I not your students do? Is home without chocolate? ...... mother has been completely defeated, had said: Well, eat it ...
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21. New Year to return home after another cousin called Kai Sheng
Sheng Kai said: blossoming I miss you, do you want me?
blossoming: I also want you
Sheng Kai Sheng Kai
PHS signal is not good to say: blossoming Do you want me?
blossoming: I think you
Sheng Kai: blossoming You say you want me?
blossoming: I think you
Sheng Kai: blossoming in the end you want me?
blossoming :..... Shengkai not talk to you stammered, I stuttered harm you, because you stutter, so we just say that word, so you do not stutter friends. .....
22. fifth day early in the morning my grandmother called to tell her mother that day a sad news, my mother's Sanjiu
mother died in a car accident while the phone crying
blossoming: Mama do not cry, you said, happy New Year to you?
told her mother crying while trying to get the whole story
blossoming across choked to say: Mom, I wanted a happy New Year, but you see my tears, it does not obey ran out of their
23. Today on my blog, my mother a bad mood, little things shouted a father came to say a few words
blossoming: Mom, Dad, do not curse, you San Jiu are dead !
Mom and Dad are stunned the
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