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, Do not mess with me or I will let you die great sense of rhythm. -
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ナイキ エアフォースワン,. not the end of each I'm sorry, can exchange it does not matter. -
3. I'm really busy day, very difficult to guarantee even 16 hours of sleep -
4. the stone scissors cloth, who lost who Tuoku ~ -
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5. fool this matter, if the dry well, called knowing too much. Stiff matter, if the dry well, called deep. -
6. We walked the road and saw kids playing kick the past to prove his is not a pedophile ... -
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7. intolerable to re no longer forbear! -
8. I vowed never to swear,
ナイキ エアフォース1! -
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9. You can live like a pig, but you will never be as happy as a pig! -
10. My father asked me what to pursue in life? I replied with money and women, the father vicious hit my face; I replied, career and love, the father touched my appreciation to the head. -
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11. patroness, Pinseng shallow cultivation, still can not heal every clothing ... offended ... -
12. there will be pig for I love you. -
13. ring-pull cans love cans can be filled with Coke cans heart. -
14. I am for living in extreme poverty, primary school to write a long winter, summer jobs, for students bullying other students, and to undertake the following business: coolie handling, clamp welding, electricity, water, bricklayer, hit the wall hit the hole through the toilet drain, VF, C + +,. NET, Java, asp, assembler, flash, papers to write,
air force 1, forty-six teicoplanin, processing, money laundering, unto, to debts of illegal guns, black car, assassination, breast augmentation, painless. -
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15. aging mother has always been, as the guy with the money as dirt, and they have been to see me like this -
16. sleep is an art - who can not stop my pursuit of artistic footsteps! -
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17. see me later you will suddenly find - the original commander also can be specific it! -
18. no medical insurance and life insurance, after dark, not courageous ... ... -
19. ugly woman is a little girl again, ah, is the right girl, there were bubbles! ! Why the hell not you bubble me? ? ? -
20. mix in rivers and lakes, it is best bachelor. -
21. one day I'll be gone, China seems to have lost its soul. This view is not good. -
22. if not unexpected, I believe you and I talk less than San Juban, will be conquered by my charisma, my mind suddenly have the urge to write me love letters. I suggest you Save it, my 108 e-mail love letters are beautiful women explode, and has no room for you. -
23. shelling of the head is also a lightning of every comb. -
24. I am 23 years of party, cute, flowers, see flowers, car see car tire! ! ! Every time walking the streets, not the guy back, that is beautiful jump! -
25. Today, the rabbit out want to buy cheap vegetables, turn down lap, the most expensive Chinese cabbage 2 yuan a catty, seems my rabbit has long life, I could not afford a. -
26. ah this is what troubled world, people live dog, the dog live like humans. -
27. Now the female satyr in the community less and less, if I met, I will not let her -
28. In order to avoid domestic violence, so I decided not to marry -
29. I did a lot of stupid things, but I do not care, my friends call it self-confidence. -
30. I'm not the same as you, because I am human -
31. childhood dream is not what scientists want to be a fantasy that he is landlord of the young master, there are fertile fields at home all day, learn nothing from nothing led a group of dogs I took to the streets to take liberties with what good and decent girl ... ... -
32. Youth is like toilet paper, looking at Tingzhi have, not with the use of forward to -
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33. As long as there is electricity, I qq on-line. -
34. sleepless night thinking of uncertain temper is not something light upgrade is not playing nothing bypass or perish from the -
35. where to where to lie down and fall -
36. Tips: As the user's signature character was too automatically shield! -
37. as an animal, I feel a lot of pressure. . . -
38. It is said to display online status QQ 80% are in the hook, display or hidden away for 80% of all online. -
39. Psst ... ... Do not tell them that I did something good, this will affect my image ... ... -
40. I am determined to unity of all mankind,
エアフォース1, please vote for me. -
41. As a smoker, you must meet three conditions: tobacco, lighters and smokers exposed to the kind of shameless charm when ~ -
42. how the table was gone gray? Also remember that phone number above it ... ... -
43. day of Lingling, in Lingling, an ice cream again. -
44. now have to look carefully to find the object, because too many people are androgynous! -
45. like people do not appear, there's people do not like. -
46. people want ugly video, please behave! ! ! -
47. I: jade tree, imposing appearance, Jian Mei Star eyes, sturdy frame, absolute beauty, uninhibited suave, there is a bronze color, strong and robust physique and strong arm just outside the soft character, in the wild with a gentle, melancholy with debauchery, is simply an example of men, women boon ah ~ -
48. Many times, I like the others, she does not know; more often, I hurt others, I do not know. -
49. grievances can be told, it will not be wronged; to take away the love, it is not love. -
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50. Touxing man behind the IQ of Albert Einstein when a ~ -
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51. Love is like going to the toilet, flushing, to never come back ~ Love is like poop, came after stopping it ~ Love is like poop, they are not the same as always ~ Love like poop, and sometimes hard for a long time but only ass! -
52. as long as the hoe dance well, then there is a corner dug down? -
53. you that poison brushed Yin Xiao - I can not use Baidu search all. -
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54. Dad asked me why I carry him learn to smoke? I said: \
55. at the time the pigs will always think of you. -
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56. flowers, flowers are often people who do not belong, and belong to cow dung. -
57. very happy, but also lobbied for a 5, and finally can get online! -
58. scum of the fighters, scum of the VIP. -
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59. I was an angel,
エアフォース, really! In the coming world, God said to me kindly: \
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60. between family members, talking about money and hurt feelings; lovers, talking about hurt feelings on the money. -
61. I'm not as perfect as you think, as a strong, money,
nike air force 1, and beautiful enough to conquer me! -
62. do not believe in love at first sight, because you can not see each other at a glance how much money -
63. beast even for the slightest compassion, and I do not, so I am not an animal .-
64. I, on the IQ of 10 can be a trick question, right answer 8; of knowledge, 10 years old, I have read the book 8 years; paper only, 10 minutes, I can dictate an Essay , according to recorded up to 8 characters to change, can take it published; of memory, 10 phone numbers that I can remember only once reported 8; of endurance, at 10 o'clock in the urine, I can stick to 8 pm two days before Caesar ... ... -
65. there is true love exist? Of course, more drama is -
66. Do not test people who can not stand the test -
67. When did you invite me to dinner? a while I went out to buy you bags of snack noodle -
68. Taiwan will not recover, I day, but four -
69. can be romantic but not nasty man, a woman can be romantic but not abortion! -
70. Behind every successful man, there is a woman; behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. -
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