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 Reprinted from 139886999 at 11:26 on January 14, 2009 Reading (loading. ..) Comments (0) Category: laugh it off 
 1 my colleagues asked me: Bill Clinton's wife is Chirac up? 
 
 2 once I borrow money, would have to say is ; 
 
 Khan 
 
 3 students called on the Beijing-wave, one-day letter , shouted outside the dorm guard quarters: dry Liangpi, dry Liangpi letter,
timberland kids! 
 
 4 our language teacher: Please turn the book 120 dollars 
 
 are halo class, then the teacher was nicknamed the Knock-off DVDs, CD quality is not good. Friends say: 
 
 6 married to a man, give him a red envelope. Man politely said no 
 
 I said: that what you do, once a year, must hold. 
 
 7 hours of the role of junior high school read, > 
 a male (Yang Bailao): pulled jin Red Hair Band, give me Xi'er tied up ... ... 
 
 teacher : mummy bag are not even Dafan ... 
 
 8, when pointing to persistent cauliflower, said: Would you like a potato. 
 
 aunt asked: cauliflower? 
 
 even kept pointing cauliflower, said: potato 
 
 aunt asked: in the end is the potato or cauliflower? 
 
 even anxious, said: This is not a potato ... Ecuador, cauliflower it? 
 
 enough people now to think of it's vomiting blood, sorry, the food vendor Aunt ; 
 
 9 to buy cakes, was going to say ; 
 
 even more depressing is the owner understood ...... 
 
 10 have a college girl in our class called Liu Yun. Time, other classes of students to her letter happens to come. She's on the envelope, The results of a student holding a letter in our corridor, called the The results of a girl called Liu Yun four years to reluctantly called rogue. 
 
 11 trouble at home was for a time a mouse, my mother bought rat poison to maintain family peace, but no drugs down a mouse . Great one day long ago, I saw the porter Gala Li's mother get up rat poison, said to himself . . 
 
 12 teachers to teach English grammar class before asking us: A: 
 
 14 One time a hot day of playing mahjong, a sudden power failure, and had to buy a candle to continue fighting. After a half an hour, really hot can not stand, and one person said: 
 
 15 As the saying goes: murder, arson, Qianzhaihaiqian. 
 
 16 physics class the teacher talked about radioactive elements, and said: very dangerous radioactive elements,
mens timberland boots, you humans have to stay away from it,
timberland boots! ! 
 
 17 did not eat grapes on the spit grape skin 
 
 18 received a phone call in the company is selling clothing company, talking and talking to a certain big companies did uniforms and the like. I caught the other words the gap, blurted sentence: Excuse me, 
 
 19 teachers in our university: I am looking for three students and a woman ... ... 
 
 the class began to look around, looking for Li Yuchun. 
 
 20 night classes dormitory, Lu-yu day fairy mm, then followed 
 
 always wanted to strike up a conversation, but no bile came up, until the angel is about to walk into female floor mm Teeth 
 
 biting, stepping forward, loudly asked the mm: students, I ask you woman? 
 
 then ... ... then I enjoyed the two-eyed angel mm 
 
 21 Denglun classes, teachers and passionate emotion: how many heroes and heroines, lingering on the ground ... ... 
 
 22 graduate students work is made of red cloth sewn Phoenix-like robe-like garment on the black. 
 
 reply, the teacher asked: Why Phoenix use red rather than other colors? 
 
 classmates who moved to blurt out: because the Phoenix horny!! (estimates say ashes). 3 seconds later, the students look at the respondent more than laughing, I laugh in the stomach are twisted! 
 
 23 junior high school The teacher told the back of Mulan (teachers compare BT), tension 
 
 ... Adi heard percent, the sharpening father and mother ( swine and sheep )....... 
 
 class laughs, and he laughed, forgot all about the results back, better teachers No penalty ~ ~ 
 24 ah heaven, the earth O, Dou injustice than I am it! 
 25 to help LP to buy WSJ, the results showed a half-day to the store do not know what to buy, so I casually asked the owner took a bag : ; 26 soldiers to soil cover water to the block 
 
 27 my mother once went to the bank to pay water charges. Sent money after the bank said: You have enough money that,
womens timberland boots, ah, here there is a second page, this also have to pay. 
 
 my mother: The second page is what 
 
 staff: wastewater 
 
 my mother: I never drink water at home. 
 
 28 The Director of our high school class and do not take us once again rebuked when listening said: turn are not people! br> 
 held up two fingers on the students, said: ; 
 
 30 that day I said, stupid girl with the pig, as she screwed me, especially pain, has been Bu Songshou, I worry about, said: ; 
 
 how I did not wake up, stop forward said: 
 
 Bodhisattva suffering ah ... ... 
 
 parents :-____-||| 
 
 brother :-____-|||| 
 
 Buddha: T_____T |||||| ; 
 
 32 sophomores on the FoxPro class, a teacher starting point for our school, how many people, 
 
 1,
cheap timberland boots,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10, hook ... ... (suddenly stopped) ; 
 
 33 a day, even my dear mommy Jiaoou to buy pepper. 
 
 Mummy: 
 
 even: vegetable!!! pound ah?! Khan ... ... 
 
 to the vegetable market, the couple grew more and more wrong, why buy a pound of pepper, ah, too many, right? ! Pulled out a phone??? Again confirmed! 
 
 be answered is the same: a pound of pepper! ! ! 
 
 28 dollars a pound of pepper,
timberland outlet, the boss said to me well, bagging. Was about to pay even when the phone rang ~ ~ ~ Mom? ! just listen to the phone side 
 
 roar: ! ! ! ! 
 
 34 when first submitted, and from many people, each security will be cross-examined. 
 
 I was going to say I am the owner, and the results are often said to my landlord ..., 
 
 short circuit the brain to take advantage of security when I quickly Paolu. 
 
 35 people I most despise someone who is despised! 
 36,08 years goes by! when the Olympic Games, do not tell these foreigners ah hilarious!