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Reprinted from 21565684 at 18:23 on February 23, 2009 Reading (loading. ..) Comments (0) Category: Personal Diary
morning clinical work, and her husband kissed:
me: Kisses!
Husband: Style!
me: and then the pro one!
husband: Boo!
me: Well ~ ~ ~
also her husband: ... ... hooligans!
sleep last night, with her husband grab his arm ~ , not from her husband serves him right! I'm anxious to cropped one:
old monk, you will from the Shitai it! Soft smile to her husband.
so I succeed.
One day, I get up early, gave him 200 dollars on the table (I was the finance minister.) After work, reckoned he had got up to text message him:
me: her husband, the table is for you last night service charge.
him back: only 200 full-service it? Gan Minger find a rich woman to her husband ... ...
: Trinidad and Tobago today, the car people, but see the beauty in a crowded car!
me: ... ... angry!
her husband: She was kind enough to hit on me too!
me: `` What she told you (jealous)
Husband: away from me!
husband will learn boredom SMS harassment:
Husband: chick, give me a smile uncle!
me back: Keguan your weight, small women sell their bodies entertainer!
I'm on a business trip
me: Chenqie can not come tonight, Shi Qin, please His Majesty to rest early, revitalized spirit, come tomorrow turn Chenqie brand.
Husband: I have three thousand concubines, not too worried about this Aifei must also durability of loneliness.
me: **** seems to come back tonight, can not be non-kill!
Husband: joking joking, I harem brands are numerous, can be written is a person's name!
bored in the toilet, and the way her husband used to communicate
call me: boy, got the right stuff to sing a master!
Husband: silent in. . .
me: how? I can not afford the money masters are afraid?
husband: the carrying the bag before it on credit!
to take things on his wife: the bag you carry it with me.
Husband: I took four bags, and you get nothing, the nerve it?
wife: I was holding it for you! 100 kilos you do, I will get something better than what you get more weight! ?
walk
on his wife: Let's take a walk to the piece of road it.
Husband: too far to get there, now that we can not go back.
Wife: Well, you carry me back.
buy clothes on his wife: this dress look good?
husband: good-looking.
wife: you turn me, want me to hurry to buy over to go home!
wife: that clothes look good?
husband: does not look good.
wife: you will not want to buy me!
on chores, her husband: We divide the job into home.
wife: good. First of all, men do it too dirty work, such as grazing, brush the toilet, wipe the table ... ...
husband: this right.
Wife: You studied engineering in school, and I was learning the arts, and live with your kid things, like washing machines, refrigerators, rice cookers, electric irons ... ...
husband: this ... ... OK!
wife: men outside,
prada sale 2011, women inside. And dealing with outsiders you do it live, buy groceries, utility bills, take the newspaper milk ... ...
Husband: OK, OK, then what are you doing?
Wife: Do not worry ah. So much smoke in the kitchen, can destroy the skin, and cooking with your kid.
Husband: You tell me you do it.
wife: I have a lot to dry Yeah. I can be with you, monitoring you, praise you, comfort you ... ... ... ...
wife about the child: we want a child.
Husband: OK.
Wife: Do you like our children?
Husband: Yes.
Wife: No! You have a person like me!
Husband: Well, well, for a person like you.
Wife: That my child how can you not like ah!
Husband: ... ... or do we have to children.
wife on the truth: You see the girl more beautiful.
Husband: What is it good-looking.
Wife: What do you mean! Why do not you and I are keeping!
Husband: pretty nice.
Husband: hey, you do not go ah, how to ignore me?
eat
on his wife: I eat the plum in half, very good to eat, you eat the rest.
Husband: I do not like plum.
Wife: No, you love to eat! You are not eaten anything against me!
Husband: This fish is very good to eat, come.
Wife: You dirty chopsticks touched, who eat,
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husband: What do you eat I eat half, I do not hold anything against you, how do you hold anything against me?
wife: you are right. I hold anything against you that I am better than you clean. I'm clean, how can you than you hold anything against me? !
husband on gender equality: equality between men say, we also have equality at home is not equal?
Wife: OK Yeah. Woman men bully you bullied several thousand years. We also need to bully you for thousands of years, then equality, it is true equality. But wait, then a few thousand years, our family had to equality.
wife of happiness: You married me, is not it happy?
husband: do not see. You are not unreasonable and do not work, toss the same old people, how happy I am ah?
wife: This is your happy ah. I am not unreasonable, if I sacrifice myself to you tolerant contrasting it? !
I do not work to develop out of you, hearts are more than body, your ability is not good? !
toss my people,
cheap prada handbags, that your life more colorful Yeah, you see, your marriage life is not so monotonous someone's home, right? !
on water
wife: her husband, I want to drink!
husband: the cup on the table.
wife: Yes, I just want you to me.
husband: ... ... I'll give you keep on doing.
wife: ... ... ... (secretly pleased)
on leadership
wife: I am not a leader on the outside, at home and have to be leaders. You're out is to lead, must be led at home.
Husband: What if I do not succeed in leading the outside it?
wife: a man, Man on the outside face, home to come and collect his wife Shua Weifeng,
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on unreasonable
Husband: You do not unreasonable.
wife: I've never talked to you science, home is not unreasonable place. Say you are a male, also 8 months than I do, you must let me.
husband about money: After I earned in proportion to you, I stay in have earned more, so that is positive.
wife: good.
Husband: I'll give you what percentage?
wife: one hundred and twenty percent.
on the center
Wife: I have been in our family center in your home but also to me as the center.
husband: I have been in our family center.
wife: you can be my center of that center than important.
Husband: Why?
Wife: Because I am a daughter,
prada handbags 2011, you're just a kid.
wife on the idea: Let's go play.
Husband: Well, you say where to go where.
wife: I have a mind to say to you also!
Husband: I'm out of ideas you never agree.
wife: I do not agree with what is called the idea Yes, and what is perfunctory! You have to constantly have an idea, until I am satisfied so far.
wife on the phone
: Why do not you call me? !
Husband: falsely accuse! Today is not that a good thing you give me a call. Finally, I waited a day, or I'll call you.
wife: I said, can I changed my mind. Ai-ling said: Women have the privilege to change his mind.
husband: Do you change your mind and I did not say?
wife: I said, my heart said, Who told you and my heart is not interlinked.
friends
wife on a different surname: I have a boyfriend, you can not interfere with me.
Husband: OK, I have a girlfriend.
Wife: No!
Husband: Why Yes I know I not.
wife: I am a boyfriend, you can not do the others can do, I will not pick your old problems, and is conducive to a happy family.
your girlfriend, I am acting by a small, jealous quarrel with you, is not conducive to family stability.
husband: I have acting by little.
wife: a man, and woman as acting by a small, loss of nerve to say you!
wife on the mood: I work on the bad mood, will reduce the quality of our marriage.
husband: I feel not good work.
Wife: Your mental capacity should be stronger than me, because you are taller than I am large, heart than I should!
on the affair his wife: now play the old TV affair, you say, you will have an affair it?
Husband: no.
Wife: Why?
husband: Do you have a regret I had enough, never again to be the second!
wife: chick, come Lehe Lehe
uncle to accompany her husband: You're Piyang out is not it?
wife: Hey, pretty powerful, uncle I love you like a man this girl!
husband :.......
husband: my wife, I'm back
Wife: Oh, Keguan,
prada shoes, you come again, a fancy which our girls now?
husband: Do you fall ill and you?
Wife: Do not worry, our girl is absolutely on schedule!
Husband: I *, I fancy you this pimp it!
Wife: Well, not bondage slaves
entertainer husband: entertainer also OK!
wife: Slaves in the well-known pain of castration, Keguan like to try?
husband: ... ...
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