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1.. Every time my wife and her husband quarrel,
belstaff jackets outlet, the wife went to the toilet to stay a long time, so more often, my husband asked his wife to have : \
2. a beauty wearing a chest with \nine 'What beautiful birds! \No other meaning you want a meal.
Woman: What you eat me? What grade? What price?
M: As long as my sister compliment to the city the hotel as you point.
F: Really? Would not you?
M: I believe my brother have the strength.
Woman: Well, you do not afraid point.
M: As long as my sister would see my brother soon realized. That going?
women: go to your house, so wife to cook food.
4.'s wife: her husband, tomorrow is the fifteenth day that you and I see the lights, stroll to accompany accompany Yang Yang relationship! Oh
Cardiff: We two do not have to accompany emotional support, and deep enough,
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Wife: Well,
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husband: If you love me deeply, I believe you will not use my care, I'm afraid of drag!
Wife: You! ! Ah!!!
5. School fifth grade teacher assigned essay, entitled: write a tug of war. Requirements: must be after the beginning of the end.
a student reads:
afternoon,
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pull over in their class, our class pulled in the past. (After)
Finally, our class won! (End)
very angry after watching the teacher, in his book and drew a big circle. And wrote the reviews: too short! \composition of the student to pay again
becomes:
afternoon, we held a group and Two tug of war.
their class pull over, pull over our class. Their class pull over, pull over our class. Their class pull over, pull over our class. (Written ten times)
Finally, our class won!
6. with the students stroll in the street, and suddenly the road to the side of the students suddenly walked shoulder shot a man asked: \Members of the bank note of charges! ! Members may also note
charge did not hear clearly.
come back to,
nervous with a gun (large jet) pointed to him: \br> scared with a tearful voice said: \. . . .
explosive waterfall Khan. . . . . . .
7. class, pretty serious female teacher explained to the children: \Such as \Xiao-Ming, please use the \
Xiao Ming: I'm not very good economic conditions at home and can only live in 40 square meters of the breast.
teacher: (I'm dizzy) ... ... ... ... this not-for-one.
Xiao Ming: I have to skip school every day in front of my house a cleavage.
Teacher: (weighs) ... ... No ... ... and back to one.
Xiaoming: ... ... teacher, I really can not think of coming. My nipples want broken.
teacher: ... ...
8. moved to new home of the first night, a man broke into the dark, and I unable to resist, and he stole all my belongings ... ... damn thieves, nor the travel time coffin covered.
9. a rich old man carrying a fishing rod in the lake fishing roots,
belstaff jacket, first with leaves to do bait, half a day there is no fish on the hook, bait and later do with the cookies, still no fish hook half, thought they do for earthworms bait, or did not even fish hook, then he made Biao, and out of your pocket money thrown in the lake on the 100 roar to \with an alcohol at home, fell down they sleep.
a while, his wife pushed him whooped: \Article lace panties ... ... \
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