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Old 07-29-2011, 08:56 AM   #1
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人真的能只爱一个人爱一辈子吗?
我怕我做不到!
但是我希望我有一个一辈子的老婆,skechers outlet!
怎么办?
我决定和我以后的老婆在结婚的时候签一个合同:
一.如果有了孩子以后,一辈子不能离婚;
二.双方可以找情人,细则如下:
1.找情人必须要让对方知道;
2.需通过对方考核,双方达成一致;
3.需介绍给对方认识.双方的情人也可以成为情人的嘛,shape up shoes!
4.每个情人的时间最短不能超过一个月,最长不能超过一年.这样即保证不会滥交,又保证不会拖拖拉 拉!
5.每个月和情人相聚不能超过四次,skechers women,特殊情况出外.四次足够了,skechers shape ups,不就图个新鲜感吗?
6.和情人发生性关系时必须严格抓好安全措施.即防止性病,又防止私生子的情况发生;
7.找情人绝对不可以破坏他人的家庭,skechers shape up shoes,有家庭的需要通过另一方家庭的同意;
8.不可以因为情人破坏家庭和睦,skechers tone ups,最爱的人应该始终是俩夫妻;
9.不能让情人干预家庭决策以及经济财产问题;
10.如果没有很强烈的需要,最好不要找情人.
三.如果真的实在没有办法要离婚,双方在离婚后要给孩子超过离婚前更多的爱!

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