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Reading Tip: slip of the tongue! Worst! A laugh to see one, so read the last one died laughing, you still do not joke Han slip of the tongue? Is also said to!
1.mm told me that the new KFC's Miss Kentucky to the sentence: please give me two ............. shame-_-!
2. first class, the teacher told us this like cow's milk is best suit, the result became the suit said the breast milk is best. Class hilarious ... ...
3. My colleague dispute with people, anxious mouth to the sentence
5. primary school, when the labor class, are generally weeding, so that by the time the day before school, the teacher would have reminded us with a hoe, 2 sky starting to prepare for the labor class, the teacher easy to manage to say one thing: How many people with the ah? with a hand hoe lifted! while children and the same quarters especially like to ride with a MM to go out shopping, pick up a beautiful dress after I went into the elevator, suddenly remembered the car did not seem to gas children, on the red she simply said: doubt, he was holding a hand to cut the melon, the panic and said: I have to cut the pumpkin. everyone laughing, but after two seconds were all the more Xiaofan, originally holding a gourd in his hand !
9. I came across a favorite long-out girl from the bath, like cotton,
new balance running shoes, hold for a long time Biechu: br> She said the results were too brief, and become: we are all out to do, how much you earn we will not know? finished, next to her two colleagues scared up flash out. afraid that others will that they are ������������ return, the colleague by other colleagues Kuangbian ~ ~
12. A friend of personnel in the company is doing the work, then do not do a resignation, a friend called looking for him, the results His colleagues said: down ����������������
14. Even a high school physics teacher said, . . say you're a princess (pig), finished laughing, said to the other, you sow, and their laughter. and then elated to say that I am your master (piglets), their laughter.
16. a colleagues from Guangdong, speaking in fluent Cantonese, Mandarin, who has a special passion. One day our guys are ready to go out for lunch at noon, coming to the fore when the phone rang, he grab the phone in front of other people: whom? Oh, Mimi ah look stupid, she just went to the Grand Theatre ... ... , roommates come back and tell that morning wash: building without water, it is estimated that cold water pipes freeze. Another roommate heard reply to: had known so cold, do not look to the water ligation. We are one, collapsed .......
18. That is when the plane landed. Hear the flight attendants a very gentle tone,
new balance outlet, saying that such a sentence: the toilet is falling, do not on the plane,
Childhood friends to seize her husband, late-night! !
(should be: the aircraft is falling, do not the toilet)
19. One time with friends shopping, walking and talking right in saying the old excitement, the results of an old woman stepped on, was going to say I'm sorry, restaurant also want to point out some dishes not to increase after a dish, I had to say tomato scrambled eggs,
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Hepatitis B,, surprisingly, fried tomatoes, tomato ---. Boss thought for a long time ... ...
21. Tiger fat cat, you when I was dying it!
22. day I went shopping in the MM!
suddenly saw a crow flying over the sky called quack!
so out of a collapse from her mouth: eat grass, out of the Niua!! I was laughing all drawn out ~
24. even high school, after school and even go home with MM, the school gate to see a sell barbecue, MM said eat offal, because previous grill more, even afraid of the boss can not hear, so even shouted: embarrassment...
most embarrassing even MM then asked, One of the students eat breakfast, just like bun filling, and another eat the skin. We are talking about the two of them to waste time filling the students to eat the words, All jetted.
26. that a true story, the car factory work, MM asked me: my computer to die, always die. I said: Then you go back and look up to see the virus, remember to upgrade antivirus software. MM: Oh. The next morning, the car see also MM, even casually asked the sentence: checked yet? what? said the word aloud and then ������������������ MM: gas death of me, check for a long time, saying it was not (plum) poisoning. you how good ah??? at that cold ah ��������
27. roommate fast with hot water heating, water, open, that fellow was leisurely reading holy places did not move, it could not stand and he began: Called good loud. . . Emit a lot of things more and more calls are stuck in fear of another broken family hey. . Sure you do not pull? not beautiful? > Student Q: Why is there such a rectangular building?
teacher: I think so cheap (under construction) I'm so cheap (built)
30. ah, air conditioning,
Throughout the year - Qzone log, there is also the elevator!
31. high school , there was A,
new balance mens, B two
A B eyes blindfolded and asked: Guess who?
B said: I guess ~!!
A said: ah, you guessed it the.
then removed the hand away
32. Criminal cases when the teacher talk, said: br> 33. In high school, a school girl in the toilet door (then male toilets female toilets are next door) is faced with a male student, saw his face was very red, blurted out: do not a!!
35. There announcer said, : He said that once presided over a party, the quiet up, affectionate, said: You know it is the mother of it? . . to find the class teacher, far shouted: So to be a rash of
blurted out: the need to send my mother to eat the spring!
talking and dinner, a silent ... ...
I wish I could dig a hole drilling, no face to see my mother,
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42 . I remember times on the philosophy class, that teacher let students ask questions, anything can,
Why do some people mentioned that the basic philosophy of all single? that the teacher did not answer, then ask questions other people have called.
at this time One girl said: I ask a question ambiguous.
we all thought she would like to ask any personal questions then the teacher.
Then she said: ah, sorry, I venture to ask a question .... ....
43. even on the mm joked: Can you birth? sounds like the original play football, Obama referred to PLAYBOY, was that cold...
46. At the meeting, a leadership of subordinates and roared: I know my fault, but I really mean it it! , A next to a space friend, I had wanted to sit, but I also see another side of their male colleagues would also like to do A side, (he is full of old friends have a crush A,) then I am sure to He Luo, but he Niuniunienie embarrassed, out of my well done, well said something out loud: such a good chance! you are not a long time I wanted to sit with her yet? suddenly noisy to quiet inside down, A flushing of the face... we thought not to be so dirty is good....
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