Newport Cigarettes is the best menthol cigarettes, ut there and had a lat, so they said we 
could stay with them for free if we sorted our own lights. 
I was looking forward to this trip cos I’d heard about the 
Ripley’s museum they’ve got out there. It’s a museum that 
has all sorts of weird stuff in it, like a man with seven eyes 
and people with small heads. I wanted to book tickets on- 
line for Ripley’s but Suzanne said we wouldn’t need to. 
    When   we   landed   I   was   that   knackered   I   felt   sick.   I 
couldn’t   wait   to   get   some   sleep.   Unfortunately 
Cheap Cigarette,   before   I 
could get into bed, we had to pump it up. The lat only had 
one bedroom, so Andy and Sarah had bought a blow-up 
bed to go in the lounge. 
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                    Happyslapped by a jellyfish 
    These beds should , most of white people like the 
Marlboro Cigarettes.