Main group , said: I want to buy a house in Beijing .
1, today I am a small company to recruit people to all woman interview, I asked what she had done, she said she used to be a lady. I would, but since people want good, I moved a little, talk a while, talking about treatment, I said the initial treatment of small companies is not high is XXXX, she thought, get up, leave, lost the next sentence - I do miss it.
I do not live up to pull her: one can go, leave contact information!
2, I have a buddy rented a house to live on the outside, one night and he finished his meal in the house to go out walking. sloshing about half an hour, this guy suddenly shouted Yipaidatui, the bad, and gas forgot to turn off. so we were quickly back. open the door after the stock really has the taste of gas. the room dark, I was about to turn on the lights, which this guy was a knock down my hand, and he loudly denounced said: in his pocket had a thing out of touch, a look at the moonlight, he took out a lighter ...
3, a friend (woman) special trust horoscope, the book said this week she could not and Virgo people together.
Then I went to an appointment with her, so the fight late for cars.
stopped the car my friend asked the driver: the driver big brother, is Virgo's it?
Driver (surprised): not a virgin can sit. . .
4, linked to the hospital for a cold fluids, Mr., a very deft nurses to insert needles hung gentleman salt, more than 1 hour later, bottles of salt water was over, the nurse comes up immediately and put on bottle. Mr. understand this, and asked the nurse, said: bottle!
5, a leader of a girl bullying, girls strong resistance, leading curse: I'm a microblogging people.
6, ferry to sink, leading grabbed a life jacket, the secretary reminded that: leadership, there are many women do on board, leadership angrily: no time, would like that!
7, Azeri group of bored one day, shouting: Group Speaker joke. Main group, said: I want to buy a house in Beijing.
8, the most fun thing every morning and looked at his wife wiped the make-up water to shoot his face pops, listened heart meditation
9, send text messages to the MM: eat another! Years, to increase the appetite before meals kiss
MM: roll, kick kicked!
5min later, MM: how, do not speak? Angry?
GG: No, God in the fly!
10, I stopped at a bicycle shed, when the car did not come back, the lock was left to only see one side, the lock is not broke, still available, I think the lock throw quite a pity and, therefore, lock locked in someone else's bike and left.
11, they discuss the story of Hua Mulan's true or not, one said: That is certainly false, Lazard eat and drink together every day, how can you not find? ! Another person: ########! If every day and she slept with is you, you would say to go out?
12, a group of people line up on the toilet, flushed a man hold back the clamping legs, coming in front of him when a person has to say on the front of one, let me now on it? I almost could not squeeze it! A woman in front of the words brother turned Biechu children you will have to pinch! I pinch where ah!
13, beggars begging in front of home to miser. Beggar:
14, saying the junior high school that would just spread our booth, and sometimes I look at children's shoes to go self-study accounts for two-machine booth, I wonder not, and then I call him a 110, a call 119 ... then two Microphone reverse, a short while condemning ... I came on the cold ah
15, a male stands on the 1.80 + that can find his girlfriend never more than 1.50 of a lot worse to come together, asked why, replied: !
16, even thought Well, the reason why many Chinese people do not like to read the news network, because there jealous of the Chinese people happy, happy.
17, Recalling the past: people streamer easy to throw, red cherry, green banana. Today: prices were easy to cast, thin pancake, thin cake.
18, walking on the road to a friend today, showing my new iphone mobile phone protection kits, scratch, drop, water, in order to show how the performance, I'll throw out 5 meters from the iphone, and then over a truck, MD Experiments show that it is not anti-pressure.
19, Guangdong volunteers released,
千万不要死于无知!!(认真读一下将受益终生), a turtle does not Ken Ruhai, newspapers reported that the lingering warm earth, and thrown into the South China Sea after the volunteers hard to complete the release task. That is tortoises,
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20, and then a big big big money, but also of public funds ... ...
21,. Love is like poop; to the block can not hold back. Love is like poop; flushing, never come back. Love is like poop; not as large each time the same. Love is like poop; sometimes hard for a long time but only ass! ! !
22, before the old society, ah,
Men MBT Tariki-Black, miss being served at all; now the new society, the lady who is wait.
23, sophomore elective course on the last lesson, the teacher assignments, traditional paper, and then give us a mail to us to upload into the job, see the teacher write down gray regular eggs set the password: cptbtptpbcptdtptp, We suddenly black line, of course, this is not a **. A children's shoes ask, the teacher, how you remember such a long ah ~ only to hear the teacher said that: grapes do not spit Spit grape skin grape skin while not eating
24, Chinese Academy of Sciences Institute of Information in both the United States: A few years ago, attending a conference, met a German, he said: China will become the engine of the world economy, I say you overestimated China, and we have many difficulties, he shook his head: you can not even send their workers, how do we compete too you?
25, Yuan Jian: China has no economic miracle. As market liberalization and globalization, emerging markets are growing rapidly, more than the Chinese, but only two percentage points. The two percentage points, where one is stolen from the vulnerable groups, and one is from where the stolen generations.
26, the high number of freshman class, it is a public course so we are a large classroom, the classroom once we did not chalk, and then asked the students to go next door to get some one to use, so the boys went out the back, a few seconds minutes later he appeared in front of our classroom, Then you go back, and then he went out the back door coming from the front: the teacher, other classroom and no ~
27, Shanghai to Beijing, said: After the event, the point is to celebrate the old buildings to celebrate tradition. Beijing appreciate nodded. After the two coincidentally look to Guangzhou.
28, has proved to mine, in addition to other less expensive than foreign lives, and consequently expensive than foreign ..
29, the world's farthest distance is not life and death, but I'm invisible, you're online, you online, I was invisible.
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