Newport Cigarette-(24)

Newport Cigarettes is the best menthol cigarettes, when I was about 23. I think it was
caused by once having to work a 24-hour shift at a place
where I used to pack cassettes. It was my job to shrink-wrap
them in cling ilm. We had a big rush-job on because the
comedian Chubby Brown had released a rude version of the
song “Living Next Door to Alice” with the band Smok-
ie Newports Cigarettes, and it had done unexpectedly well in the charts. I had
to shrink-wrap 10 Carton Marlboro,000 copies so they could go out to the
shops as soon as possible Cheap Newport 100s, and that meant working through
the day and night. A couple of days later, I noticed a bit of
baldness on me head.
Me mam says it’s got nowt to do with it. She says I went
bald either because I once mistook her blonde hair dye for
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sham, most of white people like the Marlboro Cigarettes.