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1. Military is not allowed to fall in love, but men and women inevitably spark, so there is always the teachers holding a flashlight at night around inspections, focus on those who do not listen to the students. Teachers saying one night patrol, saw two students hold the wall together, tried to grab them. Running in front of students, teachers, after him. Seeing a wall about 3 meters in front of the wall to see the boy first went to the wall, the squat, his hands in front of the boys stepped on the hands of girls, boys dragged girls seize the top of the wall, boys had to drag a bit girls turn to the wall, turned, boys jump, Bazhu wall, he pulled up the girls again. Then they turn around jump, successfully climbed over the walls, smooth escape. Teachers went under the wall, not turning up, to let them both out. (Imagine all kinds of martial arts films we all act like, ah what the Flying Tigers, handsome) meeting the next day the whole school, said to combat acts of love, and give examples of yesterday say that love is wrong and so on, and later added Although wrong, but yesterday that the two of military quality excellent, quick, act in harmony, make recognition.
2. a college student, male, tentatively called the small C. Cohabitation with his girlfriend on the outside, it is estimated measures did not do a good job, leading to his girlfriend pregnant. Boy panic, so help in the home. Popularity at home to not work. Ignore him altogether. Father's Day, a small C think this is a good chance that, in order to please his old, so immediately write text messages to his father: Waiting for his father back to his message. Sure enough, less than 5 minutes, so his father back. Only two words. .
3. I have a buddy at the university interview stage, because it is art,asics t950n Love to sort of the best ( top), the interviewer asked students to do the talent show. My friend did not expect that, in addition to his other people are prepared. To his performance when he said he wanted to imitate the 74 people a minute (do not understand the degree of imitation to his hundred.) At this point the interviewer eyes emit light (one second to several Arab ......?!)。 Start time: My friend: Then he made a lying position. . However
then made a lying position. My friend then asked the interviewer: My friend: So, he made a lying position. Then said:
4. dormitory, the girls each have their own sad ... A problem is that there is a girlfriend of her boyfriend ... B's problem is that her boyfriend when her boyfriend ... and I, I boyfriend ... and a boyfriend ... you know the
5. have a roommate, a good student, his mind confused. Watch lost last month, the mood changed Mop HI: the watch went to find the thief; this month lost a phone in the bus, the mood changed Mop HI: the phone went looking for a watch; today on their own Street lost his way, Mop HI mood changed: I went to a mobile phone ... ...
6. listen to friends talking about, saying he had to go to school at a technical school. Time they assembled a group of people to ban fighting, and then a group of people to the mighty force to be reckoned the arrival of a classroom door,asics tn754, the lead is even more aggressive, overbearing kick the door flung open. . . Inside Chef classes over thirty individuals in grinding knives. . . The door to take the lead. .
7. One time in the library, on the desk of a big brother, did not sit down for 5 minutes to come up with a bag of bread, and come up with a strong cup of yogurt, milk and pour into bread, in front of us relish , also swept the crumbs to the side of a glasses girl over there. Phone also rang while he was feeding a cry loudly, as the big boss, walked to the window to answer the phone. At this time, he edge of the glasses girl, suddenly pulled out a bottle of something big treasure sod about honey and the like, and then quickly squeezed into the cook in his last bite of bread in half, but also not to mention, I really can not tell. Women clean up the glasses and the book site up and left. We were stunned this table, all followed her to pack up and leave.
8. possession of their own money in an excellent way: one day with a group of students to gossip, I do not know how it comes out their own money, when they were feeling each other no matter what will be found, a boy, said quietly: I have kept banks. They asked: . .
9. In the grammar floor study hall, picked up a cell phone, open phone book, there are some similar to the Dad, M: Who are you? I do not have caller ID. Me: Your son phone in my hands. M: You do not move my son, how much have to say ... I: ...
10. The school toilets on the 2nd floor, toilet outside backer, planted a row of large camphor tree. I am woman, a toilet when the position in the window, the window half open breathable, suddenly, a 17-18 year old punks like to climb trees to look at my side. I did not call, he first spoke against the tree: I rub! Here is the male toilets!
11. seniors were soon frequent meals,louis vuitton red bottom shoes, drinking too heavily, drink a high four quarters back to the dormitory to sleep lying down chat. Different places of the nonsense of being represented as a girlfriend for the first time we KF, and I try and explain in love 2 years have not experienced too is to listen to their discussion. One man complained that the woman is too restrained, and his girlfriend did not give him seen a remarkable consistency, and then began to argue that 3 people can bike in the end to open B. This is not a g tide, after listening to my very sigh, good thing I thought of the MM is the kind of pure, his mind haunted by a short circuit with curiosity to come to her a cell phone message ridden a bike yet? directly associated with, or will afford a bicycle has become the unspoken rules.
12. A high school teacher, nicknamed Rego, love to drink a class, study hall, Rego is not in the classroom to open political and religious chaos that class school discipline and good passing, the point after a while Rego drink halo Huhu's back, everyone thought the point to be scolded, and the results come in Rego picked up the bar stool legs out of wood, and everyone saw the curiosity to go out on the playground with the Church and State in front of the run, carry Rego a stool behind the legs to recover, be recovered while repeatedly calling: mlgb, dare to buckle my class sub ... ...
13. hostel has a rotten woman, her desire is to find a boyfriend freshman, sophomore find one. Wait until the junior year, so that the two men happily together. . . We express our great pear ... ...
14. To say the my college days: the words of our school which sets only the Agricultural Bank ATM every day scene when in a long, long row of the team,discontinued mbt shoes Obama moved to Europe after the Cold War 's most intense, all eyes staring at the cash machine before the only one who is operating his eyes told to . . . Complete account of the background; day, is still a long queue,asics ultimate, a sister NB volleyball in front of, and finally discharged to. And the estimate is so, I saw men stride NB, thread a strand of hair, facing the ATM, said the sound: 100,asics weightlifting shoes Can a good sleep! ! ! ! Sister had already been shocked in the wind was. . . After a long, NB men see no ticket out, raise his voice, and loudly: 100! ! ! ! ! Sister to completely freeze in the wind. . . . Also lined up behind the elongation of the head stiff! ,christian louboutin studded! ,nike dunk sb! If you think this is the GC, think again. GC came true, NB half men looked at the cash machine did not respond, thought for a moment, then stepped forward, facing the cup with the Agricultural Bank of China ATM respectfully bowed, uttered pronounce the following statement: 100 yuan a whole, thank you! ! Moment, the whole long line completely petrified.
15. University dining hall next to a cash machine, so there are often long queues, often lined with rows forward to get the money. Once the youngest to get money, see the boss too, but the top few, the third and so afraid of taking money under the light of that he is not, and wanted to card and password to the boss and told him to get help, boss whispered on the third child said no, told them not to line up next to the waiting, boss high prestige in our dorm, the third did not even ask how obediently going to get in the next and so on. Turn to withdraw money boss, and he did not leave after taking a cash machine, secretly a hundred fold, above his head, shouted: youngest to do so to get to the money
16. there are times a student received a traffic ticket, speeding to be photographed, recorded at speeds above 260km. Agitated students went Vehicle Administration, said the fine of income: This is my car keys, if you can take my car to 260km per hour, the car is yours. . . . . The car is Beverly students. .
17. explosion ... a good friend of his father for his learning only bought him a result, many mobile phone and other things are lost ... only a person's cell phone was still lying quietly on the table ... While we are all surprised when my friend then said coldly,
18. boyfriend sent me a lipstick, it looks quite fine, is very happy ah. After your bag, because I'm busy to try to forgot it. After the retired and sit again, and talking with my classmates thought, he took out to show off, the students also said that a good fine cute, sister began to get out of Joseph Joseph was. This was inspired when I opened to try, I did not hesitate torn plastic, unplug the lid, petrochemicals. . . Actually paste that part of the plastic! What is this situation? ! I was tangled in time, a very calm and said the students: one is the shock stick wax. . . . Is the shock rod
19. Summer practicing fencing in the school, and I have a set of training is not very long like a MM, girls light of this excitement did not start with no weight, my upper body because it is summer wearing a T-shirt, I just practice the sword the effective parts of the upper body more, plus school conditions can not, training is only issued to members of the mask, so often hit the screams. End of day training home undressed, and the mother saw him being beaten on the arm traces quickly asked how the matter was difficult to talk about that I did not care about: being a girls smoked. GC to finish, mother Youde complain to: Your son did not meet the Queen
20. Province Experimental Middle School not only learn better, and it is open to the general regardless of puppy love, the teachers are also 2 winter under the snow one night, the teacher collective classes eat hot pot with complete preparation, just early school gate to see a kiss in the wire rod, the hall's stage director in public that with say a few words, but pulled out by another teacher, said: can be more than the old pro, the teacher, Duoduosuosuo the walk,

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140671 2009 年 09 月 26 日 00:03 Reading (loading. ..) Comments (5) Category: Personal Diary
Obviously, this sentence is the language of a man bitterly. Perhaps the man upright,Be careful with what you wish for, straight, stand accused of conduct, and consider themselves can do to a man to his wife and family responsibilities, or other exceptional, extraordinary, but he likes a woman but that he felt as his outstanding were taken away, would reveal such sentiments. Or, more crazy: good B are so ########ed like a dog. The shadow of the former or the latter is ugly son.
fact, the complaint is not new, I think many people have heard. But this situation a little strange, because in theory, women are like \Such as Cinderella in the prince, said the popular point of Dao Ming Si in Meteor Garden, an ordinary woman to give up the whole forest, not \and Tai Ai's. And if such a foul Sima man, the search for small Maoling MM passionate about, to have been cast aside women friends. These seem to have that one on the \
the media and circulated through the ages, always keep the hold in the column in the letter that the sacred and Chen Shimei's deserved. In fact, the wrong, as far as I observed over 20 years, women need not loyalty.
First,new balance outlet, a group of women are irrational. I used to \Love is something vague and abstract can be obtained without any weights and measures to assess its value. Therefore, they are like every man on the side, but also do not like, compete with precision is impossible to judge, they all love to each man as much as his mother. So, to occupy them,new balance 574, just depends on the extent of man's bravery. The first people who rushed to the pressed, is the winner. Perhaps, after being under Yi, women will not feel appropriate, but their performance is often the yield, forget it, so forget it, wood has become a dog, complex women want anything else happened? Of course, some women Kongwuyouli, rushed in to,new balance shoes, is not press maintained, remains to be demonstrated. This time, so that way they bow to the sensational. Because women are not rational thinking, so they say marriage is a woman married to faint, which means it was accidentally carried away, anyhow, in fact, they ever had when sober? They focus on the emotional, appearance, and superficial things, to impress them, too simple to her dorm waiting below it,new new balance shoes, listen to the call of women on call it, like any one of the cream on the Qiong Yao book niche as soft bone without it,滋阴保肾――十大宝贝 - Qzone日志, or, My Sassy Girl in imitation of actor, as long as you give up the unlimited human dignity, to look like the most obedient, you will think that women have moved to self-love. The \Yes, their restraint, open-minded enough to be seen as not cool; they respect themselves in order to better respect for others, but was not deep as love, ha ha ha. Deserve, in fact, where the use of strategy, may wish to use.
Secondly, the \This is not intelligence, but rather by the practical experience around. Despite the high quality worthy of worship, but life is one plain the details of this process, the need is taste,分离后的伤感感悟, not a shadow of a noble in every possible way. We can extract from the weekly or even daily in 310 minutes of time to admire broad, but not be dominated by such things. For women, they married, looking for ######ual partners, in order to be happy, they are not a fable, it will not marry a certain ideology, not a noble sacrifice on the altar of their own happiness. Obviously, the \
again, do women really need loyalty in return? Obviously not, familiar friends are all women should be very clear that they need is a biting romantic, is the sweet rhetoric,new balance running shoes, is to make their own irresistible charm and moved. As long as a man attractive enough, rich enough experience, enough to cover other makes a mistake. Bai has taught us: Wuling Teenagers struggle Chantou, an unknown number of red raw silk. Is this is a kind of scenery? Or, how glorious it is! The so-called \Unfortunately, this exciting style that only clients do a out.
, of course, does not mean that women do not completely loyal, despite the need for very little, but, in some context, the special needs of women, men's loyalty. For example Jinwucangjiao of Gillian Chung, was once the emperor brother's house with the hidden gold, cough spit down nine days, the wind Health bead. But then, the situation changes, loss of smell Road Gillian Grace, the daughter of Fu to buy a king. The men's women's attachment to the special needs of men loyal. That is, women like Shan Cai, you need the loyalty of men like Dao Ming Si. The man's loyalty to Dao Ming Si that will become invincible virtue, covered him for everything. No way, he was rich and handsome. And a pauper, or ugly man man no sense of loyalty, have enough to eat or not eat food are also doing so much loyalty? Loyalty is only one element, and the love for the poor is often not the decisive factor. Loyalty is a multiplier, you can put the resources you have multiplied by 2, the resulting data is your Meili Zhi. If the base too,new balance sneakers, loyalty, will small, can be ignored. Of course, not without opportunities for the poor and ugly. Like Yu Xuanji, dying say, easy to get a priceless treasure, a rare lover, there is what Du Anger ##############. That is, when women friends old, tossing no more, Xiecai, or gentle speaking, Qianhua to do, it will corpuscles down spontaneously Mindful of the \Many years ago, they think men are two kinds of attractive and not attractive. And now, their eyes are still the two men, good and bad.
the way women are, with all the time do not know what, until just lost regret. But cruel is that this time and no one ignore her. They will become a symbol and continue the \
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