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 Reprinted from 176166589 at 07:54 on September 29, 2006 Reading (loading. ..) Comments (0) Category: Personal Diary  1, the bowl fell, a big scar
 2, a variety show, the host stage announcer: Please enjoy: Xinjiang dance, set off your skull! Horror,
What is I LOVE YOU! ! ! ! !
 3, Tiger is not fat cats, you think it is dying it!
 4, high school, classroom discipline and chaos, the teacher huff Jiuqi XXX, said: XXX, you gave me to stand on the wall! ~ ~ Class Bao Han!
 5, once I drove, the female colleague sitting next to me suddenly asked: 
 6, I: That was our physics teacher. . .
 students: what to teach the A?
 I: Chemistry. . .
 7, in the cafe, a student suddenly raised their hands, shouted: 
 8, our hostel to go pee a man drunk and then brought out a cold words: urinary drank too much wine on the particularly high.
 9, buy oranges, the boss: a five pound. Me: too expensive, five dollars samgun it. Boss: No no.
 10, friends asked my computer configuration, I said, is the color of the display. (Wanted to say that LCD's)
 11, junior high school variety show, grab answer session.
 Judge: 
 then began to read the title, said, 
 this time, a player to answer in the.
 host said, 
 12, heard a MM in the canteen shouting 
 13, school days
 one day to find my classmate received a phone call gave me finish, said: 
 I received a telephone call one side of it casually said: 
 you laughing I was laughing for 4 years 
 14, high school students (a boy) into the cool noodle toss of her hair: more under the point of noodle ah! 
 15, has a bedroom, the mother called back 
 students
 Road: 
 I used to say 
 results say it is: 
 16, gg handed me an ice cream, I bite shouted: 
 17, and Li Ning shoes to my sister, my sister an opening: 
 18, one time I took my roommates in the stomach, she cried: 
 19, each high school send a badge. . Time to check before, went to the classroom teacher shouted, everyone is driving a bra to wear to Tzara. . Silent. . . 
 20, at school over the weekend to go home after dinner cravings, plan an excuse to go for a walk. Changing his shoes at the door when Dad asked me why go? I casually said something: 
 21,
12 kinds of food to take away your excess fat mad, one Education Bureau visited calisthenics, after the announcement of the physical education teacher should be 
 22, a high school teacher surnamed Jiang, exactly like the Law Ka Ying (Journey to the West Monkey's speech), I ask him a question, blurted out: 
 23, with a colleague, one day I was driving on the road flat tire, and asked where there is inflation, and colleagues said: 
 24, with a teacher about overnight mahjong, see the blackboard did not rub, was furious: 
 25, once I see my sister in the paint Uncle Tai Po, suddenly cried out: 
 26, the teacher left work, I will not do to copy someone else's, and then hand in papers to the office and saw the teacher said: 
 27, once we go to Huangshan tour, tour guide just introduced to: hundred ladder that year Liu Xiaoqing > attractions. A man suddenly blurted out our group: 
 28, several female students that come to my house to play, I'll get water,
When you decide the time and the new boyfriend (to) - Qzone log, they open the DVD player to see the film, I have heard in the back room is Cantonese, and then I yelled transfer under acoustic, acoustic wrong, suddenly speechless, I am a purple face, a rainbow nearly fainted ~ ~ ~ ~ 
 29, even high school, after school and even go home with MM, the school gate to see a sell barbecue, MM said that cattle eat complex, because the former are more grills, even afraid of the boss can not hear, so even shouted: Even huge embarrassment. . . The most embarrassing is that even MM then asked, . 
 30, mm call me and my quarrel, and she was very large volume of the TV, I was tired, and loudly said: