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1. Man really enjoyable lie not ashamed! Clearly in the stepped back, said the unit, secretly rendezvous, said the wine drunk, go home tired, open work, whirring down bed to sleep, if the offer charming wife, pretending Hantong closing cover stomach! 2. A man having an affair of the symptoms: the company every day, overtime, home never stick, mobile home on the off, text messages back to the end to delete, go to bed snoring loudly, often anti-wear underwear. Control check found three are suspected, four can be confirmed.
3. a man to die: see the beauty? Slander dead, picking in? U.S. dead, fool room? Sudden death, sleep on the bed? To death, his wife know? Scared to death, father and mother know? Die of shame, leaders know? To death, rival know? Killed.
4. the sky is blue, the sea is deep, if not a man is true; love is permanent, the blood is bright red, the men do not fight is not enough; man if it is money, and no one is destined for; men reliable, pigs will climb trees!
5. Eight men fear: a fear of pregnant lover, two henpecked hard, three lady sick, afraid, afraid of the masses four, five lovers are afraid of bubbles, mahjong blasting six afraid of seven fear of stolen money stolen, eight afraid of Viagra failure.
6. a young man to find a pretty good-looking, hard to find a competent marriage after divorce to find a wealthy, find a lingering death.
7. man, always smiling, the two eye discharge, not the disease Fanjian is swindling! Women breast waist, loose **, not dig your pockets, that is, put your black knife! This years banshee strange men, be careful in strokes ah!
8. This year, my wife, as PHS affordable but limited local use, such as China Telecom Security mistress with fixed but not out, Xiao Mi like China Mobile and easy to use, but calls too expensive. Valentine's elegant fashion, as China Unicom, but often out of service!
9. diagnosis of a woman having an affair must orifices: the work of absent-minded, go home to her husband fell face, children learn to care,new zealand sheepskin, more often cooking salt. Excuse the body often lack, let her husband go there.
10. Today, the rich meat and eat them poor, the rich and powerful eat the tortoise; injustice petition stuffy Internet, such as the officialdom battlefield; men and women hope high hope thin, dressing dogs were exposed flesh; afraid of love afraid of losing love steal,cleaning uggs, occupy key positions in the fear of retirement!
11. marriage is called network, bigamy is called a dual-card number,SEO (Search Engine Optimisation) and Marketing (SE, name call transfer affair, Valentine and more called Monternet. called the sales number of divorce, separation stop machine security number, remarry called the complex machine, called the transfer a woman to remarry, remarried a man called up card
12. The poor man: the cause of the country, the honor is the unit, the performance is led by the wife's wages, property is the child, the error is own.
13. These days, women no less than beautiful kitchen, the kitchen is not soft, gentle spend money, spend money is not fashion, fashion is not assured, rest assured could not see.
14. Driver earn money telling anyone pull; accounting flower pen with money; leaders sign papers with money; .
17. man tired, so will knock back; man unhappy, why they want to wash your hair; man hard, so often would bet on it; men busy, so often on the wrong bed. Men more likely to do?
15. Wife of a mad, men have to hide; wife first serve Biao, men quietly; wife situation as Fu, the man to slip; wife of a rich men to step down.
16. knowledge of the United States, is to make a loss; the beauty of poetry is to incite men and women derailment; women of the United States, is so stupid that no regrets; men of the United States, is lying right day hell.
17. wine, ah, put in the bottle like water, drink goes haunted, spoke made a slip, walking legs, flashes, impotence to bed, middle of the night to find water, the morning regret, noon porting glass is beautiful!
18. In the four other families on the toilet dilemma: pull over out of paper; finished polishing the finished pulling out of water; pull over polishing the finished water is not washed down; pull over polishing the finished water is also But then floating down the red will come up.
19. his wife is the operating system, a very troublesome but the installation of unloading; little secret is the desktop, if you are interested to be replaced every day; lover the Internet, continue to spend money fame; Miss pirated software, remember when you first use antivirus!
20. Men pathetic man, busted their ass to make money, facing his wife mouth sweet, not free money handed over, the raising of a lover will be in danger, and feel so flat pocket, why not Zhang Shuai point, simply to be a bitch.
21. I really do not understand that many, many pretty girls to buy clothes to wear, is to attract the attention of boys, but boys want to see, but it is a girl with no clothes on.
22. fell in love with love green apple, crush love figs, pistachios love at first sight, free love no results, really love to eat candy, love, betrayal and bitter fruit, lightning, love to eat the forbidden fruit, passionate love to eat consequences of what you eat fruit?
23. singleton is a mountain, love is the road, breaking up is at a crossroad, trial marriage is the Pathfinder,gray uggs, marriage is a dead end, bigamy is a short circuit, divorce is a way out, marriage is a dead end. Affair is a merry way, may I ask where you are now mixing the road?
24. Sijiu meters ugly house poor, rural primary school education account, tumbledown three Susukida acre, there is no pot of cold wife hot stove all year round medicine all the time, today's message solicit his girlfriend, join hands with the revolutionary road , would you not?
25. Life was wasted, always worry more bother then, to find a handsome brother, dance together, nothing to sing love songs; not been three and a half, become handsome devil; ten days of the Cold War, from all over the ; Looking Back, single most happy.
26. slugger criteria: extraordinary cut, smoked powder, standing on the road kissed; jumped over Di, played chicken, grass had friends rape his wife; had been a soldier, had stood Kong, played leading award-winning ; went to classes, been to Kong, bored wife's mother molested.
27. advise you to pick flowers out of less, after all, you have a family, the social atmosphere is not good, at home, the red flag did not fall, Gone with the Wind is blowing out bunting, homework will have to pay to spend a little money does not matter, bring down the body not right.
28. men are not drunk, there are tips how women; women are not drunk, how men have a chance; women men are not drunk, no one hotel to sleep.
29. first love is the new version, old friends re-ran is a refurbished version, pre-marital cohabitation is a trial version, the wedding night is genuine, love is a revised version of the widow, seduced ** is pirated ...