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Unread 12-05-2005, 03:07 PM   #1
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One day my cat was attacking a glass of milk near the Bible and I thought.

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Also had read a few redneck jokes on the internet.

Did you hear about the dog that wone the lotto?

He bought his owner a bone.

Have one joke that got me banned on a forum. A mod at one forum said it was more tasteless then racey.

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