[ Transfer ] husband and wife

1. About to get up
husband: get up, wake, do not you wake early today to encounter that thing.
Wife: Do not talk, I sleep because a when.
husband: fast play, and be should not be late.
Wife: You do not touch me,Nike Shox Menn! I want to sleep! !
wife: Yeah! Are the late,Nike Shox Kvinner! How do you cry me! ! !

2. About eating
wife: I eat the plum in half, quite good to eat,Nike Shox R2, you eat the recess.
husband: I do not like plum.
Wife: No, you adore to dine! You are not eaten anything against me!
husband: This fish is very good to eat to.
Wife: Your dirty chopsticks touched, who eat!
husband: I eat you eat half, I do not clutch anything against you, how do you hold anything against me?
wife: it is. I hold anything against you that I am better than you clean. I am better than you neat, how can you hold anything against me? !

3.
Divorce his wife: If we divorced, the house owned by me, my money, I have to take.
husband: my money?
Wife: Your money is my money, what is your money!
wife: Also, your every month income behind divorce must give me 80%. Ah, if you marry again, then I became 60%.
husband: my wife, I will not divorce thee!

4. On the family
husband: Let the sub-division of housework it.
wife: good. First of all, men do it too dirty work,Nike Shox, such as grazing,Nike Shox R6, restroom brush, wipe the chart ... ...
husband: this right.
Wife: You studied engineering in school, I studied liberal craft, live material with your kid, like bathing machines, rice cookers, cordless steels ... ...
Husband: This ... ... OK!
wife: men outside, women inside. And dealing with outsiders you do it live, buy edible, pay utilities, get the newspaper of milk ... ...
Husband: OK, OK, then what are you doing?
Wife: Do not worry ah. Kitchen smoke so much, can demolish the skin, and cooking with your kid.
Husband: You acquaint me you do it.
wife: I have a lot to dry Yeah. I can stay with you, monitoring you, compliment you, solace you ... ...

5.
Wife about the child: we must a child.
husband: OK.
Wife: Do you like our babies?
husband: love.
Wife: No! You have a person like me!
Husband: Well, well, a human like you.
Wife: That my child how tin you not like ah!
husband: we still do not have to children.

6. About water
wife: her husband, I want to beverage!
husband: I'll give you reserve on doing.
husband: hey, this glass is not in your hand Well, did not see?
wife: discern,Nike Shox TL3, I just want you to me.

7. About Leadership
wife: I am not a leader outside the home have to be leaders. Leading you out at home have to be led.
husband: What if I do not succeed in leading the outdoor it?
wife: a man, Man on the outside face, family to come and collect his wife Shua Weifeng, What kind of man!

8.
Wife on bed: twice is that we cover it.
Husband: Do not! That the afterward morning on your body all wrapped up. I did not cover vain. Or cover their own right, and my heart at ease.
Wife: Well, you are yourself cover, until tomorrow morn, I still have to be mantled to work!

9. About the Center
wife: I have been in our family is the center,
husband: I have been in our family is the center.
wife: you can be my center of that center than major.
Husband: Why?
wife: Because I am a daughter, you're fair a kid.

10.
Wife on phone: Why do not you call me? !
husband: falsely indict! Today is not that a good thing you give me a call. Finally, I waited a day, or I call you.
wife: I have said, may I changed my mind. Ai Ling said: Women have the privilege to alteration his mind.
husband: You change your mind did not tell me it!
wife: I said, I said to myself, Who does not mind you and I interlocked.

11. Friends
wife on a differ surname: I have a boyfriend, you can not mediate with me.
husband: OK, I have a girlfriend.
Wife: No!
Husband: Why I know I not ah.
wife: I am a boyfriend, you can not do others can do, I will not pick your old problems, and is conducive to a happy family.
your girlfriend, I am deeding at a small, jealous argue with you, is not profitable to family reliability.
husband: I also acting small.
wife: a man and a female acting as a small, loss of nerve to say you!

12. About to take entities
wife: the bag you carry it with me.
husband: I took four bags, and you get nobody, the nerve to do?
Wife: I holding you too! 100 kilos you do, I get someone better than you get something heavier.

13.
Wife above a walk: wade to a piece of road we have it.
husband: to obtain there too distant, not a moment to go behind.
wife: all right, you carry me back.

14.
Wife about one affair: now the age TV melodrama happening, you say, do you have one affair?
husband: no.
Wife: Why?
husband: have you had a regret I have is ample, never afresh to be the second

15. On the streets
wife: her husband, took to the avenues go.
A. Case:
husband: in!
Wife: You see you, that is amusement, all three-year-old male, also play such a big heart, that sense of professionalism at always.
B case:
husband: do not!
Wife: You see you, never with me, know the go day work, who are 3 years old, alternatively did not understand life, do not care about the home.