People {spew} blood Riddles

1 in the world who suddenly become old?
Answer: the bride because the bride today, tomorrow is his wife.
2 a heart worth?
answer: 100 million for the single-minded object!
3 typhoon weather to bring much money to go out?
Answer: 40 million. typhoon weather did not Encyclopedia lose).
5 if tomorrow is the end of the world, why some people ambition to commit suicide?
[respond] to paradise accounting position
6 questions: cloth and paper afraid of?
answer: fear of 10000 cloth, paper just in circumstance.
reasons: not (cloth) afraid of ten thousand, only the (paper) just in case.
7 questions: pencil name?
answer: Xiao
reasons: mow (Xiao) pencil.
8 Question: Kirin to the North Pole will become?
answer: ice emulsion.
reason: ice cream (ice unicorn).
9 Question: Which number from 1 to 9 of the maximum diligent, which figure is the most lazy?
answer: 1 lazy; 2 hard
reasons: (1) do not do two (2) endless .
10 question: how to make the calm sparrow?
answer: reception it a morsel.
reasons: silence (silent sparrow oppression).
11 Question: Which person in history to run the fastest?
answer: Cao Cao
; reason: that Cao Cao Cao Cao to
12 :30-50 questions which bear feces is more than powerful!
answer: 40
reasons: facts talk louder than male (Bear) argue
13 questions: pen where the pigs bring ... to an end how to do?
answer: Wang Lee Hom
reason: inside coax
14 question: how do they come?
answer: Han
reasons: also coax
15 9 月 28 is the birthday of Confucius, it is October 28 What day?
answer: Confucius moon
16 Wolf (surmise fruit)?
answer: carambola (sheep run)
17 Chiang Kai-shek (Chiang Kai-shek) if still living, then the world will occur?
Answer: one extra person ...
18 Kuaibing under two carp (four-character idioms)?
answer: respectful (Ice carp)
19 tofu Why play hurt?
answer: because it is frozen tofu
20 a bus chance occurred, all of them were impaired, and why Bob is right?
answer: because he is not in the motorcar
21 have a area to enter can not, query what is this place?
Answer: Grave
22 chickens and geese 100 meters marathon, chicken run faster than the geese, why is it then to the terminal?
answer: fowl sprint in the wrong way East
23 school bell rang, but not one student in the classroom, how is it?
answer: on the physical
24 Lingling never learned arithmetic,Nike Shox R4, but praised her math teacher is one of the best, why?
answer: calculate from one to two
25 When a foot onto the New World after Columbus, followed by what?
answer: step one foot
26 Some people say that eating fish can avoid the hazard of myopia, and why?
Answer: Have you ever seen a cat to wear something eye
27 mouth no tongue
answer: teapot mouth
28 What variety of administration can not give mandates to have the old Pei Xiao others?
answer: the new Long met with a police commander
29 thief started to run, why?
answer: to rapidly collar the day tomorrow thief
30 small chewing gum, can someone also said that he wrong expiration, and why?
answer: every daytime, and swearing.
31 than the tree frog Why can jump high?
answer: because the tree will not jump
32 scraping the face four or five times, his face still has a beard. What is the reason?
Answer: Pharaoh was a hairdresser
34 What flowers can not touch
answer: What sparks
35 can solve all the riddle?
Answer: The answer
3 6 when, Times Square, the peal will ring 13 under?
Answer: The repair time
37 Hou in archaic times, what people did when my father first as a father?
answer: eunuch
38 when someone knocked on the door, you never say Come?
answer: the restroom when
39 black or white chicken chicken powerful powerful? Why?
answer: dark chicken powerful, can lower the white egg, white chicken eggs could not make black.
40 Why do we all like to sit and watch movies?
Answer: Because the foot stand to penetrate acid
41 will be abolished early learn auditorium, what are the implications?
answer: half an hour fewer nap Tortoise and the Hare
42 Please, amuse pigs to the moderator,Nike Shox R3, may I ask who would win tortoise and the hare?
answer: can not say namely! That the people who are pig ...
43 ducks two women and one thousand words are alike, for well?
answer: preposterous (chicken) of almost
44 family has a pig planter and the donkey, the New Year when you massacre a pig or a donkey peasant first?
answer: you are ambitioning apt butcher (stupid piglet) or slay the donkey (ass)
45 helicopter to fly so tall Why not kick the stars?
answer: because the stars will did not disturb him. Why did not they say hello?
answer: because they are unfamiliar with




1 Who is the sovereign of the animals?
2 ● Zoo what will emerge after decease? ●
3 movies What people can not dress a hat? ● nut
4 bookstores can not buy any books? ● testament
5 elephants left ear like? ● What is the water right ear
6 inexhaustible? ● tears
7 What has five heads, but people do not calculate it strange it? ● hands, feet
8 household asked the physician the patient's condition, doctors only raised five fingers, his household began to cry, what reasons it? ● If someone happens
9 a chicken and a goose while on the ice, why dead geese and chickens did not die? ● goose is what Penguin
10 letters to people who like to hear to and hear the most? ● CD
11's longevity secluded? ● Keep breathing, do not breathe
12 something more vexed, it will be greater? ● temper
13 flowers bloom entire year circular, what is spent? ● plastic bloom
14 Chang-e why I like living on the moon? ● Chang moths eat rabbit pork
15 where the road narrowest? ● Yuanjialuzhai
16 death fart called? ● perish
17 when someone knocked on the door, you never say Come? ● toilet
18 in the world's smallest isle is? ●
19 asylums on the road when the earth exploded, where the most safe? ● hell
20 real man who is henpecked team attach to argue how to renew the glory of man, and suddenly I listened their wives to the , we run, but only one person did not run, why? ● fainting die after
21 What is the middle of the Pacific? ● What is the word level word
22 common around the world? ● Arabic
23 a child and an adult walking in the black night,Nike Shox R3-R4 Combination, a child is an adult son, adult child is not the father,Nike Shox Norge, may I ask why? ● Because they are the mother-child relationship
24 two pairs of father and son to purchase a hat, why only buy 3? ● grandfather, dad and son
25 beat beat hammer without breaking eggs, Why? ● Hammer Of course not damaged

26 tigers chase a person namely suddenly in front of a river, he could no swim, but he passed, and why? ● fainted
27 world boxing champion knocked down quite accessible be what? ● sleepy
28, a matron divorced several periods to activity a four-character idioms? ● ahead the public (go) to make gas (forsook)
29 people who stutter do everything the most losses? ● long-distance calls
30 when a foot onto the New World after Columbus, followed by what? ● onto the other foot
31 ? ● In fact, you do not know my heart
33 men with drink,Nike Shox Nettbutikk, why not non-Finger Guessing Game? ● toast Monastic
34 of the 8 in half, how many? ● 0
35 when the sun from the west? ● swear when
36 have fair given birth to a babe, two children and the same year he was born the same day, and is the same because parents of students, but they are not twins, is it feasible? ● possible, they are triplets
37 Wake up, everyone first thing to do that? ● Open your eyes
38 metropolis opened a new hospital, progressive equipment and good service. But what is strange is this: here is not a patient really received, this is why? ● This is a veterinary hospital
39 in winter, not along heating, how can instantly put into ice water? ● Remove the ice
40 points from a hungry cat walked alongside a fat rat, why would only indifferent to the hungry feline actually go its access, did not even see the mouse? ● blind cat encountered dead rat
41 Peacock Why not fly to the southeast to northwest fly? ● northwest wall
42 as a truck driver and a motorcyclist collided with the truck driver was seriously injured motorcyclists are right, why? ● truck driver was not pedaling
43 Xiao Ming's mama has three sons, excellent son named Ming, the second son cried two out, three sons cried? ● Of way, phoned the Little Ming
44 a youth man, he had a river to go to work; However, the river did not ship nor bridge. So he would swim across the river in the a.m., only an hour's time he swam to the other side, the p.m., the river breadth and flow rate are not changed, but more importantly is his swimming speed did not alteration, but he had spent two and a half hours to swim along the river, you say why? ● two and a half hours increase up to one hour
45 sea on a great warship, it would have been the Capacity is 60 people, results in up to 59 people, it actually sink into the sea on a! This is why (the ship people who are not productive and overweight exists; no heaviness on embark)? ● Do not fear, it is the submarine
46 days I do not understand what to know, I know you do not know? ● broke
47 soles for two people, one facing south, the north face of a standing, not granted to go back, not granted to walk around, not allowed to see in the mirror and ask whether they can see each other's face? ● naturally can, they are standing face to face what

48 eggs, no impregnable, cook unfamiliar, can not eat? ● checkups of s duck Comparison of ache? ● head hurts
50 Confucius and Mencius differ? ● Confucius's son on the left. Mencius's son in the top

51 can not also by what? ● Excuse
52 into the zoo to see the first animal? ● conductor
53 magnifying cup can not be what it is distended? ● what is inverted angle
54 will mushroom by half? ● 6
55 by the time you call it it's name will be broke, what is it? ● what is often silent
56 will come, but never actually been to? ● tomorrow
57 Wang first time to travel abroad with their parents, deserving to language barriers, a wastage of his parents, Amy did not know exotic languages, he is not unconcerned, but favor as not in their own nation feel the slightest inconvenience, this is why? ● Wang is a baby
58 How can red with a blue pen to jot to? ● jot a ● Spare tire
60 has a natural black cruel, in the September 7 that day, threw it into the Qiantang River in what phenomenon? ● sink to the river base
61 people in what circumstances would Qiqiaoshengyan? ● cremation
62 fox best muddled man, then what couples, why give birth to babies without eyes? ● chicken

64 Why two tigers fight, must fight to the bitter merely give up? ● not one dared tried to intervene

65 Lin after major surgery for one synthetic heart. Disease is cured, her girlfriend has to break at once, why is it so? ● did not really love her

66 you can do, I can do, we can do; a person can do, two people can not together. This is what to do? ● nightmare

67 black or white chicken chicken powerful powerful, why? ● black chicken, black chicken that lays white eggs, white chicken eggs, not raw black middle of the night to go home before

68 forget to send the opener base in the family and no others, then what is your greatest hope? ● forgot to lock the door black cilia

69 What are the benefits? ● afraid of tanning

70 if tomorrow is the end of the world, why some people want to commit suicide? ● go to heaven seats
71 directors do not cook, can have a especially nice edible, what? ● launched

72 can not drink any wine? ● Why a decanter of iodine

73 apparent noxious narcotics are harmless to people? ● As long as you do not drink it

74 to play something, do not have the effort? ● asleep
75, one thing, people know to buy, sell people know only by the people do not know, What is this? ● coffin


76 It is said that a woman like a book, what books you like a fat woman? ● consolidated

77 is alligator and shark bite feel different? ● No one knows

78 a cow, walk 10 meters north, then west to go 10 meters, walk 10 meters further south, turn right back and asked where the cow's tail shake? ● North Korea to

79 ● The day after tomorrow

80 What is the main cause of divorce? ● marital

81 9 个 orange given to 13 children, how to separate it fair? ● juiced

82 put a pencil ashore the layer, no one can make the cross, how to do? ● Why

83 on the wall the old Statue of Liberty standing in New York Harbor? ● She can not sit

84 frog Why can jump higher than the tree? ● tree will not jump

85 what the world has approximately 2,000 km / hour speed-Benz carrying people, and do not have fuel or additional fuels? ● Earth

86 for fear of shape, not to have children after wedding how to call beauty? ● phoenix

87 Why do blacks like to eat white chocolate? ● afraid to eat their own fingers

88 who is always afraid to take a bath ● Clay

89 why most Buddhists are in the northern hemisphere? ● South ● hospital

92 Why do geese fly south? ● feet away because of slow
93 melon, cucumber, watermelon, pumpkin could eat, what not to eat melons? ● cheat

94 has 6 bowl bread, six children every assigned to 1,Nike Shox TL3, but likewise keep a bowl, and why? ● Finally, a child took the kettle with the Pharaoh
95 4 or five times a day to shave the face, his face still has a beard. What is the cause? ● Pharaoh was a barber

96 a word, everybody will peruse the wrong met. What is this word? ● This is the Several side? ● two sides. Inside and outdoor
100 a month which has twenty-eight days? ● Every month, 28 days