Manny for Nothing, the Lyrics

Now look at Ken Williams,
That’s the way you do it,
You get your players on a claim waivee.
That ain’t tradin’
That’s the way you do it.
Manny for nothing
Ozzie’s mouth for free.
I shoulda learned to smack the cowhide.
I shoulda learned to throw that ball.
Look at those guns stickin’ out of his jersey
Man, he can drive some
And he’s up there, what’s that, a called strike one?
He bangin’ on the ump and he’s tossed easy.
That ain’t tradin’
That’s the way you do it,
Manny for nothing
Ozzie’s mouth for free.
(Refrain)
Now look at Ken Williams,
That’s the way you do it,
You get your players on a claim waivee.
That ain’t tradin’
That’s the way you do it.
Manny for nothing
Ozzie’s mouth for free.
That little cheater with the female hormones,
Yeah buddy,Texas Rangers Hats, that’s his own hair.
The little cheater has own big penthouse.
The little cheater is a millionaire.
(repeat)
I want my,Cheap Coach Sunglasses,
I want my,
I want my ALC.
Since this post generated some funny comments,Original ######## Outerwear – Fall 2011, I thought I’d try a song (with tremendous apologies to Mark Knopfler):
Refrain
(Refrain)
That ain’t tradin’
That’s the way you do it,
Lemme tell this rule of thumb.
Got to have a DH who can drive the baseball.
Got have a slugger who can hum.
They’ve got to sit down Teahen and Beckham.
Got no power from Pierzynski.
Don’t have to move Konerko or Rios.
Don’t have to move Mark Buehrle.
I want my,Atlanta Braves Hats Sale, I want my,
I want my ALC.