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day, a naughty school discipline of students as being guilty of demerit, and the Office of the class teacher so that it stops threatening its withdrawal.
I asked: Do you have no plan for your future too?
He said: Well the teacher do not worry, I meant better. The plan you'd intend to everyone, I do not want to mix a few years back I went to see Le point you are still teaching ~
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Another day in the summer, I wear a short collar T shirt stand on the podium, his hands on the table watching the students homework. Suddenly received a pass over the piece of paper students: Stand up straight ~ carefully emptied,
Bad it was - Qzone log!
another day, because the menstrual cycle the body is extremely ill, simply move the stools sitting in lectures to students to explain a little uncomfortable ask students to understanding.
after school, see a boy holding a ice cream, then joked: ask me to eat ~
the boys sternly replied: teachers not convenient for you, I dare not ask you to eat ice it!
a male is a national class level 2 player, but very unsatisfactory results, with its chat after class, said: ah ~ you have to test into college to university can take part in the University Games in time ~ Oh ~ Do not forget the teacher
the student A: You wave a change of position a short-sighted vision? ? I do not want to talk
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yesterday on the self-study, prepare students to talk about the scientists Sanqiang story. Asked: Do you know that scientists Sanqiang, right?
students impatiently A: know know! ! Brains ~ ~ Which of the top three? ?
Geography Examination, and several grades of students Dianxuan the office every day, drawn by the teacher pulled back.
geography teacher asked: What is Russia rich in? Kazakhstan students to grasp a few
scalp, A.: rich foreigners!
phone is playing a class, the students found the class teacher,
Sunflower Collection of Crazy ~ curse, the origina, class please its to the office.
teacher asked: brains ~ this matter waves a deal?
Student: I am a first offense! Leniency!
class: this time must be called your father!
students: business
class: a cell phone notification
students: phone down
class: base it?
students: did not have landline, have cell phones but also with wisdom for landline Well
class fire, and the table stood up for a shot, which the students pick up the class teacher immediately Coushang smoke and lighter on the table: General Lee off anger ~ first burn a Well, why care about us too Le some small wanderers?
added a lot of students QQ, occasionally go up.
on-line today and found a student QQ signature has changed, a closer look and was completely mine down.
the student ID is the \?
Class today, and found the front of a student in a hurry yesterday, homework assignments
then has the job of the collection
the students quit, said: I had good intentions to give you homework, you ungrateful. . .
very silent in the case of my next time: Thank you, good intentions, trouble you had good intentions to help me listen to talk in class today released
listening to a conversation is about content: A Q B sleepy What bed? B said near the bedside lamp, because the want to read, just a saying that the other choose their own bed, because tired to rest.
through this dialogue, let students choose what is the relationship between two people:
A, authors and readers
B, sales and customer
C, husband and wife, most of the students did not
Select the correct answer is C.
they said: how the couple would also like to sleep on two beds, respectively, can not be! Obviously the sales staff and customers to open the room.
C students choose to refute, why open room in bed reading a waste of expression?
moment I stood on the podium, has been silent. . . Children's shoes are? This is something we do not get to the bottom of the right?
Middle School students going to school for a long time, often black and tired.
clamoring to study up some day I taught them to sing English songs.
I shirk: I did not want to sing out of tune accompaniment. Several students immediately took out his cell phone
a few do not follow, with the WAP to the MP3 of that song down under, said: teacher, Le were not a reason,
A woman wants to have a good big brother - Qzone l, accompaniment to old ~
I said: Well do not have lyrics beans I can not remember.
another student and then handed over the phone a few a few do not follow, handed me: Le is not an excuse, the lyrics to the old ~ you have to wisdom for?
day, sitting in the car, accidentally heard before sitting in front of a junior middle school students who started life in exclamation: Oh, good grief Life ~ ~, a week is like starting over a year, I do not know 20 weeks oh to live out loud noise (a 20-week semester)
another day, or in the car, sitting in the back of the two junior high school boys and girls, be careful not heard dialogue Zhefan:
M: I send you home Ha ~
women: not old ~ I charge you not to twist to the Well ~ I do not call my father and you play, and he said you look black in the back of my deformity ~
silent laughter. . .
class will sometimes unconsciously say things that under the confused, or wrong in this case
general, students will be shouted out in the following
a student asked: teacher, you Also this morning is to eat fried fritters Oh? Alzheimer's disease more irritated Oh? Le
today a situation has emerged, the students change the lines: the teachers, oh very, very drunk Sanlu milk powder?
This semester we had a 5 zone entrance exam to the District Board of Education of a collective mark the weekend papers.
I am responsible to change composition.
English composition in the jokes are endless, let us refrain from that.
I was lucky enough to encounter a super personality
his composition students, only a few capital letters impressively, composed of: I HATE TEST! (I hate exams)
not ordinarily irrelevant points, but I hesitated to give him a point, because grammatically, the sentence was not entirely wrong.
day to find someone to middle school junior high school teacher is
office learned of a student, just to hear the dialogue as Zhefan:
TEACHER: You said more than a change of position, you hear their nicely in the end?
Student: I do not know
Teacher: Do you literally like a fish consumption of children like
Student: I wave a child, as consumption of fish yo?
Teacher: Caesar did not get the skull!
everyone is silent. . .
black tired recently, and high, and everyone is nervous, so can not find wisdom for a good swing at the
word dictation (Middle School English Book 4 Unit word):
get to the privilege (privilege; Special treatment)
a student asked: Oh
meaning wisdom for me: anyway you want, but also read memories of Kazakhstan Well
wealth (wealth)
students and scratching the skin, and asked: What does this mean?
A:
results or you want to close up the book and found that students write two consecutive money
school students do classroom exercises (non-English verb), a total of nine questions, done on the answer.
have a complete answer to the students, said, \English teacher of mathematics is not taught yo? \? \
\in men.
day, the teacher in the office boasted: \, the car comes up to this teacher said:
\large bags of snacks and ripple like water.
want education about them: \Hush up that several students at once: \
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