About washing 
 husband: you go to wash the dishes. 
 wife: good. 
 husband: how not move ah? 
 wife: I have a headache. 
 Husband: lazy dead, do not let you wash your headache. 
 wife: Really! The thought of washing I get a headache. 
 
 
 wife on the truth: You see the girl more beautiful. 
 Husband: What is it good-looking. 
 Wife: What do you mean! Why do not you and I are keeping! 
 Husband: pretty nice. 
 Husband: hey, you do not go ah, how to ignore me? 
 
 
 on her husband to get up: get up, get up,
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 wife: Do not talk, I go to sleep. 
 Husband: fast from it, to should not be late. 
 Wife: You do not touch me! I want to sleep! ! 
 wife: Yeah! Are the late! How do you call me! 
 
 eat 
 on his wife: I eat the plum in half, very good to eat, you eat the rest. 
 Husband: I do not like plum. 
 Wife: No, you love to eat! You are not eaten anything against me! 
 Husband: This fish is very good to eat, come. 
 Wife: You dirty chopsticks touched, who eat! 
 husband: What do you eat I eat half, I do not hold anything against you, how do you hold anything against me? 
 wife: you are right. I hold anything against you that I am better than you clean. I'm clean, how can you than you hold anything against me? ! 
 
 
 divorce his wife: If we divorced, the house belongs to me, my money I have to take. 
 Husband: What about my money? 
 Wife: Your money is my money, what is your money! 
 wife: Also, your monthly income after divorce have to give me 80%. Ah, if you marry again, then give me 60% 
 become. 
 husband: my wife, I will not divorce you! 
 
 
 wife on the clothes: the clothes look good? 
 husband: good-looking. 
 wife: you turn me,
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 wife: that clothes look good? 
 husband: does not look good. 
 wife: you will not want to buy me! 
 
 
 on chores, her husband: We divide the job into home. 
 wife: good. First of all, men do it too dirty work, such as grazing, brush the toilet, wipe the table ... ... 
 husband: this right. 
 Wife: You studied engineering in school, and I was learning the arts, and live with your kid things, like washing machines, refrigerators, 
 power 
 rice cooker, electric irons ... ... 
 husband: this ... ... OK! 
 wife: men outside, women inside. And dealing with outsiders you do it live, buy groceries, utility bills, take the newspaper milk 
 ... ... 
 Husband: OK,
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 Wife: Do not worry ah. So much smoke in the kitchen,
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 Husband: You tell me you do it. 
 wife: I have a lot to dry Yeah. I can be with you, monitoring you, praise you, comfort you ... ... 
 
 
 wife about the child: we want a child. 
 Husband: OK. 
 Wife: Do you like our children? 
 Husband: Yes. 
 Wife: No! You have a person like me,
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 Husband: Well, well, for a person like you. 
 Wife: That my child how can you not like ah! 
 Husband: ... ... or do we have to children. 
 
 
 husband on gender equality: equality between men say, we also have equality at home is not equal? 
 Wife: OK Yeah. Woman men bully you bullied several thousand years. We also need to bully you for thousands of years, then level 
 so, is it true equality. But wait, then a few thousand years, our family had to equality. 
 
 
 wife of happiness: You married me, is not it happy? 
 husband: do not see. You are not unreasonable and do not work, toss the same old people, how happy I am ah? 
 wife: This is your happy ah. I am not unreasonable, if I sacrifice myself to contrasting 
 do you tolerant; I do not work to develop out of you, hearts are more than body, your ability is not good; I toss people, then your life more colorful 
 Yeah, you see, your marriage life is so monotonous it like someone's home. 
 
 drink 
 on his wife: her husband, I want to drink! 
 Husband: I'll keep on doing. 
 Husband: hey, this cup is not in your hand Well, did not see? 
 wife: Yes, I just want you to me. 
 
 on leadership 
 Wife: I was not on the outside leadership in the home have to be leaders. You're out is to lead, in the home must be led 
 guide. 
 Husband: What if I do not succeed in leading the outside it? 
 wife: a man, Man on the outside face, home to come and collect his wife Shua Weifeng, What kind of man! 
 
 on unreasonable 
 Husband: You do not unreasonable. 
 wife: I've never talked to you science, home is not unreasonable place. Say you are a male, also 8 months than I 
 it, you must let me. 
 
 
 husband about money: After I earned in proportion to you, and I earn too much to stay in, so motivated. 
 wife: good. 
 Husband: I'll give you what percentage? 
 wife: one hundred and twenty percent. 
 
 on the bed (a) 
 husband: You are so mean and how it accounts for the earth child! 
 Wife: Of course, I have to stand up, have to stretch it! 
 
 on the bed (b) 
 Wife: We cover the double was it. 
 Husband: Do not! That the next morning to all wrapped on you. I did cover none. Or build your own 
 it, my heart at ease. 
 Wife: Well, you are yourself cover, until tomorrow morning I still have to be wrapped to go! 
 
 
 wife on the idea: Let's go play. 
 Husband: Well, you say where to go where. 
 wife: I have a mind to say to you also! 
 Husband: I'm out of ideas you never agree. 
 wife: I do not agree with what is called the idea Yes, and what is perfunctory! You have to constantly have an idea, until I am satisfied so far. 
 
 
 wife on the phone: Why do not you call me? ! 
 Husband: falsely accuse! Today is not that a good thing you give me a call. Finally, I waited a day, or I'll call you 
's. 
 wife: I said, can I changed my mind. Ai-ling said: Women have the privilege to change his mind. 
 husband: Do you change your mind and I did not say? 
 wife: I said, my heart said, Who told you and me mind is not interlinked. 
 
 
 wife on the opposite ######: I have a boyfriend, you can not interfere with me. 
 Husband: OK, I have a girlfriend. 
 Wife: No! 
 Husband: Why Yes I know I not. 
 wife: I am a boyfriend, you can not do the others can do, I will not pick your old problems,
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 blessing. Your girlfriend, I am acting by a small, jealous quarrel with you, is not conducive to family stability. 
 husband: I have acting by little. 
 wife: a man, and woman as acting by a small, loss of nerve to say you! 
 
 
 wife on the mood: I work on the bad mood, will reduce the quality of our marriage. 
 husband: I feel not good work. 
 Wife: Your mental capacity should be stronger than me, because you are taller than I am large, heart than I should! 
 
 
 take things on his wife: the bag you carry it with me. 
 Husband: I took four bags, and you get nothing, the nerve it? 
 wife: I was holding it for you! 100 kilos you do, I will get something better than what you get much more heavy on the walk 
 Wife: We have been walking the road to a piece of it. 
 Husband: too far to get there, now that we can not go back. 
 Wife: Well, you carry me back. 
 
 
 on the affair his wife: now play the old TV affair, you say, you will have an affair it? 
 Husband: no. 
 Wife: Why? 
 husband: Do you have enough to regret the one I never want to second