1, one day, very sad Pig monk asked: asked: a? chamber, the floor I knelt her bed; Well, she is a wolf in sheep I have wives long years in prison. . .
4, great games and there is no big deal. What Games run great. What good Dayun great. When you run into the spring, and come with us to take credit!
5, 【marry, or not marry - 2011 a poem by the most talented】 you marry, or not married; your mother is always there, suddenly sad suddenly hi; you left, or do not rest; youth are always there, not to just go; you choose, or not critical; goods had a few, not only reduced growth; do you think, or do not accept their fate; love somehow forgotten and fearful also abandoned; to the arms of male left, or left to live in your heart, man; phase, as, silent; turn off the lights, strip.
6, reportedly, Peking University has a beautiful spread of the poem. Made by the girls above: Walking the playground last night, Lu-yu frog cool, vomiting, vomiting, and only take the first hit the tree! Below boys on: Baiku Stadium last night and saw the dinosaurs hit the tree, KB,
monster pro headphones, KB,
Monster Headphones, poor tree trees! !!
7, China's new white-collar ten criteria: ① a monthly salary of 20,
Beats Headphones,000 yuan or more; ② adhere to the fitness and sports; ③ at least two-bedroom; ④ 15 million from the scooter; ⑤ a fixed circle of friends; ⑥ not limited to work done in the office, working-range is the future trend; ⑦ work nine to five, enough leisure time; ⑧ unique entertainment; ⑨ attention to low-carbon life; ⑩ a favorite fashion brands. What you see is a white-collar workers?
8, exam week, a Mopper the QQ state: obviously the size of the test pad is the amount, but it has more daily volume-based syllabus, students need to review the night with extended type . But even so, still side leakage.
9, a man as the pure childish woman, woman to man as the pure childish!
10, husband to drive long distances. Listening to the radio at home when his wife heard a report, quickly picked up the phone. Wife: br> 11, there is a truth, we must tell you: the Chinese soccer team ranked No. 83, far higher than China's GDP per capita in the world rankings, per capita income ranking officials Corruption Perception Index ranking, ranking of social welfare, medical ranking system, environmental index ranking, ranked per capita natural resources ... ... What right have you laughing at the Chinese football?!
12, is Gong Linna】 【very disturbed plant twenty persons under the Eleventh Bian Hui wide with the second half once on the two and a half Hui ten persons under twenty factories under the wide wide Bian Bian Hui half eleven and twenty persons on the second half once the flowers on the two and ten persons under twenty factories under the wide wide Bian Bian Hui half eleven twenty persons with the Second, the once on the two and a half Hui ten persons twenty Bian Guang under factory under the broad Bian twenty persons XI Hui half and the second on Dan, on two and a half Hui ten persons twenty Bian wide under the plant under the broad Bian twenty persons ten
13, about 80 members of Beijing Bei Liang unable to cope with high prices after the proposal, the , 40-year-old woman married 20-year-old guy to change; guy is the same, age 20 married 40-year-old woman, until 40 men / women 60 times, so that women retired, 40-year-old man go back to 20-year-old girl to marry .
14, a Mopper Summary: demon called beautiful, talented woman called Diao, wood called lady, listless called gentle, fierce called straightforward, silly is called the sun and relentless called ice, soil is called dignified, Yang called temperament, called strange personality, able called bandits, show's called a taste of tender young beautiful name, the old name remains charming still exist, cattle called Aoxue Ling-feng, called free pursuit of self, called fragile innocent girl, not woman's name is Super Girl!
15, Gua tadpole, animal Later Jin Dynasty, the original level of c,
Dre Beats Headphones, because the aura of a large number of senior animal support, as Mahler fertile desert, snow in recent years because of high participation, As artifacts found and surplus refining high tree, and now a big big raging in heavenly Gobi
16, donkey asked Laolv: why we eat every day, hay, and dairy concentrated feed Dun Dun? Laolv sighed: Zan man than not, we are relying on food to run errands, people rely on breast dinner!
17, biology class. The teacher: ah, after his wife; Last: brothers, regret a second wife ah
19, Columbia 21 years of virgin keep the body, and finally changed the day before yesterday night ............... as 22 years ...
20, the Bulls saw a cow in the running in the grass by the roadside, eager for the cow, said: the Pasha, the expert is not a man? Contact chest and IQ comparison study found that women's breasts more full, and she more intelligent. Bosomy women, IQ 10 points higher than the average woman is about. Even those National Bureau of Statistics said the average chest circumference of Chinese women 34B, you drag the What?
22, some people alive, he was dead. . . Some died, they did not want people to live !!!!!!!!!! such as Newton, Leibniz, Lagrange
23, dreams of this stuff and classic, like never will fade because of the time, but even more precious. - on time, getting her face filled with expectations, more and more indifferent to me. Until that day, the guy asked her, holding a red rose, He turned to me, Give the man called over and that I can charge back? Results of that particularly depressed man, said: Brother, end of the year, all Yao Zhang, and I finally stop, you and I charge on the TM!
26, finally a new four modernizations: the feminization of male, female pet of pet aristocratic, aristocratic not culture. . .
27, a college student taking questions: - Comments: too much with no way out!!!
28, 【signatures to force an alternative personality】 1. My first kiss was not any of the ... 2. I give you my phone number, how can you still do not understand I thought, something all right to charge hundreds of dollars should be calls to me; 3. is the harmonious society, I am very practical, good people are let go, let it be afraid of bad people? 4. that people are really manners, class and old do not talk to me; 5. the emperor himself Guaren, Temple thousand contestants should be referred to as . .
29, the world's 10 most beautiful things: 1. kiss; 2. to watch the sunrise; 3. and very much care about the man hand; 4. Lying in bed listening to the rain outside; 5. Every time I see man heart, the feeling of uneasiness; 6. sleep late at night chatting with a roommate; 7. a trust in the eyes; 8. sleep, the sun shone on him; 9. woke up and found that you can sleep a few hours; 10. winter warm blanket.
30, abandoned the whole semester, close to the examination all broken, did not sleep the whole week, before the examination is in the back, into the examination room full collapse, to get the whole examination paper tears, the whole thing back not test, what test all will not. . .
31, like most of the dialogue: male students at the school gate and fight, she pointed to each nose and shouted: something, pick up the phone, even a . .
34, a man without a backbone, more Goddess gas; woman is a delicate, more jewels; artist not a talent, more Yaoqi; businessman not a gas, more exasperating; author did not Aura, more artificial gas; rich no more righteous, more arrogant; poor no more emboldened, more and end in disappointment. Cities without fresh air, foul, and this is now the social atmosphere, the weight of people airtight. . .
35, met two French. One possibility is to teach the Chinese language teachers, and the other should be his students. Pointing to the Chinese calendar, the teacher was pleased to students, said: Look, read the word This is Lei Feng Day. He was very famous in China because he helped many people during his lifetime) students admire and said: ah, you're informed! Finished two people happy to go. I take care to have a look, see the calendar is written: frost.
36, never get up beds, study and never tired, and not into the Union, did not matter; often at night, thinking who is the most suitable, appropriate matching of men and women, and youth can not be wasted; know do not study wrong, still drinking party, middle of the night without sleep, constant weeping class; is crowded atmosphere, not the back end of review, the examination will not Han, but rebuilt on the back. . .
37, the son of the log after watching her husband hit his wife angry, log says: come to my house to play today, Chen Shushu mother, that I finish my homework, you can snack. Then, Chen Shushu praise me for doing a good job, so my mom picked up, Mom called Uncle careful, after his uncle and kissed my mother, and kissed me. Great rebuked the wife to her son, crying: wear girls clothes called metamorphosis. 2 cute girls called angry, angry boy called hateful. 3 girls called soft tears, tears boy called cowardice. 4 girls is perfectly justified to spend the money boys, boys and girls to spend money is heaven not. 5, boys and girls to play is like a baby, boys play girls are bastards...
39, there is a tribe never to wear underwear, visitors and persuade them to say: wear underwear is clean, and very warm. So put on, took off his stool, he was not available, a look back, Hey! really clean, nothing, sat down, not to mention really warm 。。。。。。
40, so that women have in mind the feelings, so that men in mind the feeling. feelings precipitation over time, the feeling disappears with time. the end of their different species, so, who can understand who's in love, who can understand who's left 。------ Xu Shima
41. Every child away from home have done CCAV potential × × news: glossy.
42. across the street, friends did not notice the red light go straight ahead. I am anxious and said: possible. I: I want to live in the × × TV's news. God: ... ... (open book) to World of Warcraft, it may have to adjust your race.
44. This year the Ministry of Railways said you would not Students stand to go home! me: a sleeper it? conductor: no. I: a seat it? conductor: no. I: have standing tickets for it? conductor: do not sell student ticket. I: Why? conductor: the Ministry of Railways said the .......................
45. Teacher: how can you be late? Xiao Ming: all because of a road sign. Teacher: road signs? What The signs ah? Xiao Ming: It says in front of the school slowly, and then I slow down into the campus...
46. donkey asked Laolv: why we eat every day, hay, and dairy concentrated feed Dun Dun ? Laolv sighed: we menfolk than not, we are relying on food to run errands, people rely on breast dinner!
47. biology class. The teacher: What most likely happened? (The standard answer is married!
49. There is the truth, we must tell you: the Chinese soccer team ranked No. 83, far higher than China's GDP per capita in the world rankings, per capita income ranking, ranking officials of Corruption Perception Index, the Social Welfare rank, the health care system rankings, environmental index ranking, ranked per capita natural resources ... ... What right have you laughing at the Chinese football?!
50. Some people alive,
Monster Beats Headphones, he was dead... and some dead, do not want to let live !!!!!!!!!! such as Newton, Leibniz, Lagrange
51. a friends cell phone costs 100 yuan charge, charge the wrong phone number, and a bit distressed. give the man called over and that I can charge back? results of that particularly depressed man, said: Brother, end of the year, all Yao Zhang, and I finally stop, you and I charge on the TM!
52. a wife,
bose headphones, seven months pregnant, knew a boy, so very proud with her husband, said: heard a broadcast report, quickly picked up the phone. Wife: high-lighter, holding the textbook, where no points where the!!
55. Xun Ministry of Education cut the proportion of secondary school textbooks in the article not because of Lu Xun's article out of date, but because the students may think after reading Lu Xun is a contemporary Writers
56. a visitor: The Virgin of the body, and finally the night before ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .. into 22 years...
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