1. noon, to save money, a pulchritude line-up in the back asked me: do not line up.
2. the afternoon on the bus, take bus card rattle when dropped into the slot in the.
3. one day find the phone was gone, a quest of bags and each turn of the house, without success. Fell to the ground then needy, pocket and pulled out a cell phone, sending txt messages to everyone: I lost cell phone
4. adjoin forgot the key, rotated over the balcony from my house, ascertain the keys in the house behind he rotated behind, and then open their own gate. More stunning is that I begin to achieve in collusion with the balcony, I did not placard something bad. Alas, we were sure to be the head with a door course via.
5. I remember the first time when the girls tell the fact, too tight, and thus be
6. unit to eat a few days antecedent, a colleague asked for a decanter of Xiao Nianqing great Sprite, give us a lap down, turn their bottles when empty. So for the colleagues shaking Sprite servant said: / p>
7. and the woman's two enthusiastic colleagues (full prototype) together with a meal, they get attach to give me a specification thing.
I want to say: you really warm and ah two matchmaker
the results of one open
: You 2 fat woman .....
8. Ge Jige World of Warcraft. Counselor rounds, furious, grabbed the mouse, the desktop shortcut to Warcraft shuffled into the Recycle Bin, clear, saying: you keep on playing!
9. Today, Dad's phone call to Mom, Mom was busy, I picked up.
me: Hello
Dad: Well, your father do?
me: ah?
Dad: Why do you father?
I: volume. . . Call it
Dad: Oh, you let him hit me back to the phone.
10. once you play mahjong blackout, and on the point of candles continue to melodrama, then it was too hot, hurrahing,
11. idea couples of mitts, the boss to 35, I said 30 I would, and the boss have to 35 non-compliance, say a few back and along does not give way, I calculate even, to the sheets 50 stop, he was deft find me 35. . . .
12. a heading called for the retinue 4 points joined with related words:
1, Zhang Haidi sister paralyzed;
2, Zhang Haidi sister stubborn to learn;
3, Zhang Haidi sister learned several foreign languages;
4, Zhang Haidi sister academic acupuncture.
correct answer ought be:
results have a child to write: Although Zhang Haidi sister tenaciously learned acupuncture and several exotic languages, she was paralyzed.
also found a steeper child wrote: Zhang Haidi sister not only learn a foreign language, merely also learned acupuncture, she was so stubborn to learn, and finally paralyzed!
13. noon cooking, my mother gave me a pot of carrots:
14. I surnamed Chu, treatment unit apartment. One time someone buffet me phone:
15. a presidency guided everyone to drink, raised his glass and loudly:
everybody (... ...)
16. I remember once called Elizabeth to buy fruit, I mouth said: Boss, how much Shakespeare? boss resided on the spot
17. Rice Noodles
one: the boss, not to twenty-two onion noodle.
boss (... ...)
a (side of the seat meantime looking back to multiplication): Do not put onions ah!
boss (in tears): You in the end is to eat noodle alternatively dine onions?
18. period to market to buy food, prepare supper, a Korean friend to buy lettuce, 4 to 2, he gave him change as always vendors, leaving a shortfall of a dime, so he said to the hawkers -
hawkers stunned, half-answer -
19. a beverage and chat in the restaurant to eat, suddenly found himself out of a chip of rice on the appearance, secretly feel sorry waste of grain farmers uncle, the pick up and eat up. But afterward found that the rice does not seem to me ... ...
20. Xiaoqiang lecture at the rally, the following people listen!
Xiao Qiang, said:
colossal emulating of people suddenly perspiration. . .
21. Yesterday swim directly to the trunk open, lost the key inside, then near the trunk ... ...
22. to friends at home, chatting in her dad back, jaws shrieked
23. time to buy dry noodles, in front of a couple is buying, the boss asked them not to put the parsley, the male said not to, how do woman said.
I think in the afterward
think is lost in it, the boss asked me to eat? loud I did not hesitate to answer:
24. high school to go to school from the early, early all things right for my mother to eat up bag with school in common is steamed buns, Sunday school mother did not porridge, I do not understand clouded ribs Flanagan , put that bag of rice to throw ...
25. One day,
Lacoste Swerve Keyline Trainers, said more people to buy barbecue duck, then, without analytic of her old said: duck in the queue.
26. to call to find a man labeled Zhou Chunmei of Finance out.
I picked up the phone a
excited: I am Zhou Chunmei. . . =_=|||
Zhou Chunmei: You Zhou Chunmei, that who I am. . .
27. once in the school breakfast, in front of a student card, the machine did not answer, painted or not, it is depressing that the machine is damaged, I said let me try, brush a tiny card, the machine did not actually rejoinder! he plucks the one, still the same, maddening! received the card was approximately to put the bag and found the bank card in his hand,
Lacoste Trainers 2011, I guffaw! he pointed me smile extra, and I take the personality of the incipient card!
28. at university, a year school,
Lacoste Trainers 2010, apartment Five dwelling at the station called to see if there is no one, then call the fourth of the apartment.
fourth of doze stumbled:
over the ambition, Five dial phone numbers that look right, ah, fought back
29. a.m. and left a plastic sack inside is full of snacks, his right hand a plastic garbage in the a.m. to open the litter, And then carrying another waltz to the enterprise, at midday to eat snacks while peckish open sideboard merely to find there is a bag of garbage.
30. take the subway into the door, take the call at the gate on the savage brush, has also been backward the additional and I said how come it does not brush, the machine namely broken it. . . Khan. . .
31. mom twenty years ago I proudly rode twenty 8 inches of the Phoenix men's bicycle gave me a year age sister to kindergarten, to kindergarten she was highly chic after kick to make the move mantis, emotion beat with the Han. She did not push along for the Italian Tuizhao Che on, hike a few steps behind somebody shouted, slight cross fell to the ground, accordingly after 20 years, I drip my sister refused to take life and decease I mama dew bike, hate hate this twenty years ... ...
32. like all the nibbling and eat the seeds. Guishi suspect God, nibbling all the good,
Womens Lacoste Trainers New, put a plate of melon seeds an old head down to the trash, looking at another set seeds shell daze.
33. exhibit stand, to move the mouse, the results still stand, straining to move for a long time, found himself shaking the phone ... ...
34. bike to buy things, to the cache did not bolt the car into store. After buying something out of the lock on the bike prepared to go. . .
35. bite pen head like a child, one day bite feel right, particularly salty, and a mouth that sucked ink
36. Once finished tear apples, not the allow of a long break, very arrogant, shoving the apple darted into the trash, took the skin go out into his mouth!
37. fried egg, tomatoes, boiled eggs, when holding a knock at the Wanbian not wrong for a long time, but his wife said egg is broken.
38. the final cold injections, nurses to take your pants off in the end result of virtually ~
39. the company has a second sound so muddled, like the toilet, and unknowingly walked into the pure water in front of the machine, seeing the big half a tub of water, actually did not respond, crotch zipper pull ... suddenly pushed elsewhere respond, Fortunately, no one alongside. Then think about, it is estimated the work was I was too engaged. . .
40. picnic time to work out the last cigarette cigarette point directly to the fire heap to throw zippo cigarette back into the bag, still barbecue, after the thump out a bunch of sparks scorch the clothes also destroyed 2 2 bowls of dumplings
41. clutch the phone when the cigarette lighter, hold the phone when the television remote control meal along.
42. cooking when the phone rang. take calls instantly to the phone which put Caipen results and vegetables to the boiler onward with a then looked shocked jug a long time ahead the phone out rapidly. Fortunately The lettuce is then fried bean curd ... .. If you finished ...
43. college roommate and go home, change clothes together after the door and suddenly saw a little muscular, she would go pia, and then holding a small strong body to come to frighten me, I do not like bugs a tight door and ran out, she was very excited to continue to chase me. . . All to the hoist, the only . . . . Wearing a small pants. . . . Fortunately, no one in the passageway. . . .
44. once went to the bathroom to eat hands, a sudden short-circuit the brain to see a mirror, toothbrush glass to take a very skilled, the cleanser on the toothbrush mobbed, buzzing melodies had a tooth brush out, while also wonder how today's toothpaste savor right.
45. The first day at go, someone calls looking for director (woman), the call to the manager by the way the sound, Mom was looking for you, response the phone.
46. there is a lesson on the microcomputer, while I send a information to her boyfriend, while very gallant teacher shouted out loud: After 5 seconds all hilarious. 50-year-old teacher is a little old man.
47. my sister has a cell phone and a PHS,
Lacoste Zepher MR2 Trainers, an day change the fashionable phone card, a colleague inquired her how many to buy a fashionable number, she said, forgotten, replaced it with a phone card call their own small well-informed. Dial and colleagues, to continue to chat, PHS rang, she took up and asked:
the presence of colleagues all petrochemical.
after she pressed the hang up, then said:
48. Zhongguancun day cruise to the students,
Lacoste Swerve Trainers, a hawker Couguo ask,
49. remember or fifth grade, the preceptor first asked a group of students:; What is your nationality; student said:; Yi
50. Customer A: boss, ice breast is hot you! ... ...
51. a friend visit this appliance, a home to watch them the scales on the floor, the Friends of body fat, you ambition to attempt to discern the scale. Then instantly step up,
52. for the first time using public transportation IC card, I took the initiative to the automobile after the driver flashed the card, it went straight to the seat. Do not want the driver said: make every exertion to read:
53. hotel fourth of slippers out of bed looking for a long time, no, to ask you: Why is my slipper gone?
54. in the cafeteria line, heard next to a boy, said:
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the old man
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