A fossilized frog from the Czech Republic, maybe Palaeobatrachus gigas
Ladies, Read Only The First Part Men, The Rest
serious tips: a woman, read the 1st chapter; man, read!
Woman was out golfing one day when she kick the ball into the bush. She went into the forest to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, this cage, I will allow you 3 wishes. She put the pellet into the forest,
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The matron said,
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Nike Shox TL1, so his eyes would be fascinated to me.
For her second wish, she ambitioned to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, The woman said, Frog said,
The frog then asked approximately her third wish,
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Attention petticoat readers: This is the end of the joke as you. Stop here and proceed emotion good.
female readers please note: For you, this joke on the end of this . Stop here and continue feeling good right.
Male readers,
Nike Shox NZ, continue reading ....
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife.
this man than his wife had a minor heart attack ten times.
Moral of the story: Women think they're so smart. Let them continue to think that path and equitable enjoy the show.
moral of this story: Women forever consider they are very clever. Allow them to continue to do that, and let them enjoy it.
PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women not listen!
Also,
Nike Shox Dreams, whether you are a woman, but also read these words; it only shows that a woman never listen to exhort.