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33701 2008 年 05 月 28 日 15:12 Reading (loading. ..) Comments (1) Category: Personal Diary
Baidu know the most hilarious question and answer
1. Question: Why do good Never look back?
answer: because the horse shit in the back pull.
2. Question: How can most effectively thin hip? Answer: rub tree.
3. Question: display screen constantly shake slightly, in what ways?
A: You shook, when you display the frequency and amplitude of the same picture when you do not feel out.
4. Question: How to get rid of the annoying dog? Some people in my neighborhood dogs,
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answer one: and the host says is useless, I tell you a good idea. Every time the dog shit,
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answer two: Leave it to buy a computer, and then teach it to the Internet, it is no air to your doorstep.
5. Question: how to drive away ants?
answer one: in the bedroom door labeled \
answer two: do not buy back end of the anteater.
answer three: Play Zhang Chu's song \
answer four: to stick to the nest entrance of the problem, they are hard to die! Immortality will be difficult paradox tortured to death.
answer five: keep these termites so that they racial discrimination,
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6. Question: how can more money picked up in the street?
answer one: his own wallet on the ground can be.
answer two: best when LJ cleaning staff. Sidelights on the money this a great chance.
answer three: money is not picked up,
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7. Question: The most simple longevity secret?
answer: keep breathing,
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8. Question: Why do I get dizzy when you play 3D games?
answer one: the cerebellum is underdeveloped.
answer two: the brain developed.
answer three: the size of the brain are underdeveloped.