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Question: There was a pig four pounds, two pounds of a bridge bearing, pigs how the bridge?
conditions:
1. Pigs are pigs, that any solution must not cut pig;
2. The story happened in pig Kingdom, not to introduce the human factor;
3. is a bridge, not across the river, not to mention swimming in the past;
4. is a bridge, not through streams, not to mention flying in the past Ya;
5. bridge is two pounds of load-bearing bridge, the bridge was moved to the plains or the over another bridge bearing more than four pounds are considered changes in character;
6. not a word game, do not say
answer. The answer is as follows:
1, the earth is round, the faster the larger the pig by the centrifugal force of inertia, so the pigs to the past must reach a certain speed, that ran in the past: pig production on the ground The pressure is mg / 2 (g = 9.8 the surface gravity acceleration)
mg / 2 = mv ** 2 / r
v = (gr / 2) ** 0.5 = 0.7071
first cosmic speed = 7.9 km / s
If the pig run fast enough, that is, its speed over 7.9 km / s can safely cross the bridge
2, pigs in vivo injection of water off the passed
3, called on the Bureau's anti-a direction in the past not on the line.
5, the bridge was named the bridge of socialism with Chinese characteristics, let CCTV
6, to find a leader (such as leaching lost record, had the dog) mouth of a blow over them, let alone 400 pounds, 4,000 pounds can be the bridge safety
natural unharmed.
7, spend some money, pigs recognized the label affixed to a ZF, this pig of 200 pounds; or spend money, experts out, according to reports, this
bridge bearing 400 pounds.
8, into the A-share market for a few then it can have a
9, a large crab care in the past, the power of the largest crab, and 400 pounds a cinch! So we want to build social
crab will
10, Zhouzhenglong a Canon digital camera in hand, while adjusting the focus while reading about: I can call it a bridge, Quickly print out pictures of a pig. Holding high
Zhouzhenglong saw pictures of pigs, took the bridge: can not cross the bridge bearing 200 pounds. `A 20J ``` HOHO `` then all passed
13, PS Chang pictures over the bridge, so go-vern-ment would confirm pigs across the bridge, and Who can say it does not too!
14, soon renamed the pig Zhu strong alone survive a month after the rain, body weight from 400 down to 150, can easily cross the bridge
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15, a price cut of pork, natural can easily cross the bridge Rights
16, the opposite direction to, pigs can only be a positive line of the bridge to withstand 200 pounds, the pig walking the opposite direction, it means pig has
bridge it! ! ,la gear womens shoes!
17, swine can row directly across the bridge,la gear sneakers, because the pig named four pounds, four pounds of weight is not a pig
18, Send Express (EMS )···
19, the bridge This concept has two, and take the bridge is the bridge longitudinal, cross the bridge to go across the bridge can also be called; go horizontal
bridge, for example, for example, a boat under the bridge, can be said bridge. Usually we say tian ~ an-door, not through
after a tian ~ an-door tower, but from the side over. The same bridge. The pigs need to walk from one end to, and independent of load-bearing capacity
.
20, assuming that the length of the bridge take the pig will take N-step, that is N-step across the bridge.
pig first step when the bridge will collapse it? Obviously not.
step taken when the bridge will collapse it? Obviously not,
third step taken when the bridge will collapse it? Obviously not,
fourth step it? Step it? ~~~~~~ 55-step it? ~~~~~ 99 steps it?
then concluded in only four pounds of pork has completed a long bridge, crossed the N-step, the bridge is still intact.
so blatantly over.
21, the bridge changes that
1, the bridge is 200 kg load-bearing, is that the bridge built in the early theory of the nominal value is 200 kg load-bearing, this bearing
nominal value of fact, there are conservative re- composition, that the bridge can withstand even the limit is 250 pounds, or 300,400 pounds will
food, even if you eat 13
versa months no problem, but the taste will not change, 14'15 months to eat the same
may also get the same taste. So, the bridge entirely, and certainly by 400-pound pig.
2, the bridge is 200 kg load-bearing, is that the bridge built in the early theory of the nominal value is 200 kg load-bearing. According to the principle of molecular motion of the original
child, building the bridge between the structure, that is,la gears, exists between the basic components of each of the molecular movement of atoms, and
is a component of the integration process. For example: If the bridge was built with big blocks of ice to build the initial bridge is 200 kg
bearing, but ice atoms of water molecules between the convergence movement, and slowly the structure as a whole. Note that a whole body of ice
build the initial structure of the building must be better than ice-bearing ability of the structure of many, many, oh. Therefore, the initial structure bearing
weight bearing can not prove that the current structure, this 400-pound pig to safely cross the bridge.
22, conscious that
1, pig's objective is to reach the other side of the bridge, in fact, who have no life, such as pigs wandering in the ocean, like the total look for the other side,
Buddhist saying goes seemingly distant and inaccessible, in fact, but Pigs have figured this truth, had been thinking of reaching the other side of the bridge.
2, Confucianism advocates He passed, or to ratify it as a



Yi Zhongtian Edition:
400 pounds of pig actually been loading 200 pounds to the bridge? This time its friends a bad surprise! It is to cross the bridge?
what it all right Bridge ah? Because friends know, the bridge was not an ordinary pig can live, ah? That which is generally pigs can
had? So they immediately ran to advise it. Say you do not cross the bridge, you cross the bridge to how to how a kind of, probably means that the bridge
when you're done the bridge collapsed, the modern words is OVER. In fact, over 400 kg of pig
200 kg load-bearing bridge at risk? Some people say it after all their predecessors, ah, the success of its predecessor to have the bridge. Culling is not the case in fact,
According to the So in fact the father of the bridge just
dolphin fiction future generations. Then, according to So, ah, dolphin is indeed the father of the
eagle by an animal with a bridge to the


Liu Xinwu Edition:
In fact, 400 pounds of pork to answer how the bridge over 200 kg load-bearing , we need to analyze literally, I
a lot of historical reference to the conclusions. First we look at So this involves
value. Audience may not understand, in fact, I just help you explain a little micro
you will understand. Lunar New Year in qualifying in 12 pigs How much is it? 12, the last one Yes, in fact, which is the smallest dark
show us the meaning. Look at the bridge bearing 200 pounds what does that mean? 200 kg load-bearing bridge what can ah, ah must
is a small bridge. Well, this bridge represent? I find a lot of information, found a So to say that the pig is a female royal blood royal
least a small sow ah. This in fact shows that this is actually a small sow the descendants of the former crown prince, and royal family members of gilts into
bridge, it should be is that it must take action. So what kind of action it


Cultural Studies Edition:
400 kg 200 kg pig how the bridge over bearing? Who is actually a very profound scientific, there are too many things that make us think the
. We first analyze the pigs: pigs that Cao Xueqin Why? Then the value of 400 pounds where the pigs? Ah? In fact, ah, First of all, how many Grand Garden and is a pig on? Wang Xifeng, there is one, is the history of Hunan
cloud. Phoenix and unicorn are good fortune, is similar. Well, we all know, has married a person of Wang Xifeng. She was
ruled out, the only remaining unmarried is The Figure. In fact, ah, 400 kg 200 kg pig over the bridge bearing just a hint Shi Xiangyun
gem finally married. And The Figure is just a golden pig. Here we can not help but admire the author's care and thought ah
. Well over 400 kg of pigs of 200 kg load-bearing bridge, think about how difficult gem The Figure marry you?


Yan Chong Edition:

400 kg 200 kg load-bearing pig how to get the bridge, you can write a big book of one million words can not be overemphasized. But I
are today only forty-minute time, I would like to briefly run it. The main superiority Ming is fortified city, Kennedy Town
cloth are some of the following bridge. The main strengths is the post-gold cavalry, cavalry good field, basically riding a pig. And Nurhaci pig iron
Commander, made a number of bearing 200 pounds of inaction is called the bridge to the main hospitality, anti, and you out of town, you have the bridge,
into static to dynamic system, anti-primary for the passengers, to give up fighting the city to carry out the field. In fact, ah, this has long been criticized before. I think
400 pounds of the pig, is it that there is a gas, is called the upright, with the words of Mencius, called the is called patriotism, the patriotism he is a strong patriotic
, not a general to tell you. Noble and patriotic spirit of this deeply shocked me, I would put it I received a shock transfer to the National
vast television audience, shocked them. From the philosophical point of view, death is a big joint, is also a kind of big state
, 400 pounds of pig cross the bridge fell to his death, lived and died, because he was mentally transcend time and space, forever.


Jilian Hai Edition:
we should look at how to correct loading of 400 kg over 200 kg of pig bridge that? First, we should analyze
the rational causes of this matter. In the book, when we really see, or hear how over 400 kg of pig weight of 200 pounds bearing
bridge. Our minds first reaction? Danger! Hey, 400 kg of pig was originally a very small
animals, it wanted to have a 200 kg load-bearing bridge, which can be said to be very risky. But hey, we have to look at this matter
rational if, in fact, does not want the facts as we imagine them. First, let's take a look at 400 pounds of pork,
what is so small the pigs like? Qing in the records are mammals, body fat, short limbs, in fact, stupid pig
, fast, meaning it is flexible. Ah, looks ah, over 200 kg load-bearing bridge is more dangerous. But also good
, what? Flexible, fast, so do the opportunities it the bridge collapse is relatively low, a change is stupid if you move
large objects, such as camels ah ah, what an elephant that must put the bridge collapsed. Second, that is, over the bridge to pigs, this is
special reason. How it? It's timing is right, what time? Evening, night, the Master is
little bridge. Car? Do not forget what your age. Qing ah! Then how can there be car ah. Not have a bike, was
what? Is the carriage, the speed is slower. Thus, even if you flew across the bridge with closed eyes, in fact,la gear police, are very safe.


Kong Qingdong Edition:
I'm ready today,
400 pounds because I feel how the pigs had 200 pounds of load-bearing bridge is lots to talk about, this topic can be endless to expand out, at least in
is lots to talk about a number of years. I have also written some 400 pounds of pork on how the country 200 kg load-bearing bridge thing, and I
In some universities, some media have said the pig is how the bridge every time that something more to say. We first look at the original Jin
: This is a ten feet wide, but N of the river, above the 200 kg load-bearing Hengjia a bridge, the bridge stood a mighty 400 pounds of body weight
pigs. Today we come to appreciate and is a Jin Yong novel of love problems, and Jin Yong
those Wonderful love, and sometimes even more readers to think deeply, we love through these Wonderful Wonderful to see some humanity, Wonderful people
life. This is the first bridge to be flying like a pig,la gears sneakers, knowing that the bridge has the fatal disaster,la gear on sale, but it is chosen to cross the bridge to Huashan Mountain, which is the power of love
situation. Like Guo Jing, Yang Guo such as heroes of love, in fact, Jin Yong's novels he wrote of love is admirable, not only to write
the mountain rivers of love, even the pig's love, I give it a name had a word to called only dazzling, but really thrilling, unforgettable.


in Dan Edition:
400 kg 200 kg load-bearing pig how the bridge over the political? Politics does not necessarily have to lead a pig on the material developed
life, it is merely a symbol, which are derived from faith. This is a concept, he believes the power of faith
sufficient to gather together a group of pigs. In fact, there is a pig's eye two functions, one is fed out to the infinite waits
eating people, the other is infinitely loving gaze inward in the food trough. 400 kg 200 kg pigs had load-bearing bridge, to bring the secret of happiness is
it must be measured in person every step of the way the deck. It dared to reveal their own weaknesses, life and death is only a form of
change. It is the attitude towards death: ① not afraid of death; ② not court death. This is a realm of sentiment and beyond
. It is felt across the bridge just a moment, Jones is a process, It maintains the bridge
, it must have some kind of growth potential was never developed. Some insist on miracles is actually completed, and some
miracles are never those who think the most clever and most intelligent person can complete.
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