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Reprinted from 412154981 at 11:32 on September 24, 2010 Reading (loading. ..) Comments (0) Category: Personal Diary
Montagnards: Hello. Miss, steamed How much?
Waiter: touch .100!
Montagnards: The following it?
Waiter: The following 200!
Montagnards: I'm dizzy! No!? That dumplings do?
Attendants: sleep, 400.
Montagnards: a bowl of 400?!
Waiter: no. One night 800.
Montagnards: I would ! So expensive! Why bowl to 800?
Waiter: all night, all this price, big brother.
Montagnards: If not here take it?
Waiter: taken out to 1000
Montagnards: IX! Shenzhen consumption his mother too expensive? Dumplings with out more expensive.
1. there is a shy boy finally summon the courage to ask the beloved girl: What do you like boys? Girl: hit it. Or ask the boy, he had said sadly: flat little head can not I?
2. tomorrow you wake up, my pillow lay a mosquito, surrounded by a suicide note that read: I struggled for a night, it did not pierce your face, you get thick-skinned I discredited live in this world! Ah ~ Lord forgive him,
エアマックス+2009! I am committing suicide.
3. and a woman having an affair, the husband suddenly home, the men did not care to wear clothes on jumping through the window to escape, walking down the street on the road crowd,
nike airmax, the men filled the sky if nothing had happened: ah, ah This is the Earth. Passers-by said: cao, mounted feather aliens.
4. One night, a ########## man called a taxi, the driver stared at him intently, ########## furious and shouted : You have not seen his mother ########## man it! Driver also furious: I see where you money from his mother!
5. teachers want to girls sports members to confirm the class is not homogeneous, said to him: said:
6. four mice boast: A: I take rat poison every day when the candies; B: I do not step on the mouse one day flip itching; C: I a few times a day, but not practical Avenue; D: Time late, hold the cat home to slightly
7. One day, a pair of mother and son fly together to eat lunch. Fly mother son asked: 'Why do we eat every day stool ah?' Flies mother angry and said: 'Do not say when to eat,
100 , you read is NOT true tears - Qzone log, then so sick, hot to eat!! '
8. A drunken man accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by onlookers. A police over: What happened? Drunk: do not know, I am also just arrived.
9. ramen shop counter, a pretty girl is waiting in line. To her, ramen master asked: Do you want thick or thin? Girl A: I'll have whatever you pull.
10. I said: Finally one day, you can not help all of face in front of me shouted:, rabbit to wipe the body of soil play gray rabbits, wearing glasses to read the newspapers, the wolf asked: You can see a rabbit? Rabbit: It is strongly * wolf rabbit bird it? Wolf shame: I KAO, published in the paper so quickly on it?
12. Do you have any TV ah? Now a quick look at the central Zhao was killed, police blocked the northeast, 19 people were killed and 11 missing, 1 been fooled!
13. I ' m at the roadside, watching to the penny, just to bend over to pick, originally Koutan, I rely on, who spit so round?
14. chimpanzee accidentally stepped on a stool pulled gibbon,
nike air max plus 360, gibbon gentle help of their carefully cleaned after they fell in love. Others asked how they come together? Chimpanzees with emotion, said: ape dung! Are ape dung ah!
15. tightwad something out, afraid of being quiet and just call his wine,
エアマックス パープル, so the paper wrote: I spit in the cup was a clot of phlegm. Later he came back and found a piece of paper more than a few words: I spit!
16. a students caught by the enemy,
ウィメンズ エアマックス, the enemy tied him in the poles,
Note that all the men and women students it!, and then asked him: say, Where are you from? You do not say to electrocution,
在家适合做的五十一道家常菜! Students back the enemy a word, the result was electrocuted , he said: I was TV's!
17. a person riding the streets, over a junction, and threw the front line. Traffic police saw, exclaimed:
18. pups from birth to a vegetarian diet . Mom Dad wolf wolf pups trained hunting brains. Sirius dad finally pleased to see the son of the wolf mother Kuangzhui rabbit. Rabbit pups to seize the ferocious ferociously absolutely shattered, said: Boy! Pay out the carrots!
19. junior high school math class, the teacher said equation change, a rolled sleeves on the podium loudly: students pay attention! I want to deformed ...
20. directorate: comrades! Soldier: head of good! Heads: Comrades are sunburned! Soldier: head is more black! Head shot of a soldier's chest,
ナイキ エアマックス95, said: This is the muscle was trained in how good! Soldier: report officer, I was female. Read will turn!!!!!