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Reprinted from 380935194 at 08:54 on December 7, 2010 Reading (loading. ..) Comments (0) Category: Personal Diary
classic mistake
1 nurse to see patients in the ward to drink,
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5. on the bus, standing beside women sitting on the strange man said: You do not know if I pregnant? I saw men look very nervous and said: O can not my child!
6. the people: the military prostitutes in it? Army: Yes Yes, there is no discipline and how the line! Man: Really! To pay for it? Army: This would also like any money Yeah, we are unified discipline handed down from above.
7. female secretary: \
8. Wang wife was pregnant with the quadruplets, and to show off to all her neighbors, pregnant with quadruplets is not easy, said an average of one patient to sixty thousand times before. Lee was shocked: That you have space to do housework?
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College Humor spoof of the classic comedy
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