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1. children in the aunt's house to eat, my aunt made a fish for him. Children ate and said: This fish is delicious, if hold thorn better.
2. three women were killed in a car accident and went to heaven. When they got there,
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next day, another woman stepped on a ** does not care. Then St. Peter and the other with a very sick man came up to her as the woman before the end. St. Peter the second woman to bring the ugly man with his chain together. The third has been found that the results of this cruel, but she does not want to always be a man with an ugly disgusting Quan together. So she was very, very careful of her steps, she stepped gingerly without any ** in the case of peace a few months. But one day, in front of St. Peter came to her, and with an unprecedented super Shuainan. This man is not only tall, sturdy and beautiful long eyelashes. St. Peter chains them together, the woman did not say anything on the left. The woman asked the man chained together with her: **.
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5. on the first floor I do not know where did you get a large dog. At first glance the beginning to its very high vigilance, a little ring to bark incessantly. My home on the sixth floor, even though every day crept down the stairs, but ten have ** to be barking or a pass. I'm timid, dog told me to run hard, for fear of it suddenly rushed out.
Sunday, I pick up an English training course is little nephew to dinner. When he first entered the first floor, as usual the big dog Nephew but he is not afraid, slipping his voice against the shout: The strange thing is,
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home, I asked what measures the small nephew, actually be able to quell such a fierce dog. Little nephew said triumphantly: br> 6. school, one day going to change my pants in the dormitory, just removing the belt, only to come in a few ***, no way, I had to come next Tizhuokuzai quarters. ** I was about to take off when the button, only to then come in a few ***, no way, I had to come to the next gate of the dormitory Tizhekuzai. Because my hands Tizhaokuzai, and very anxious and had to kick the door open quarters, while shouting: looked at me ... ...
7. One day, two are couples in the road, the boy with girl, girl is very beautiful, very elegant wearing a white dress. The boy is not very good ~ ~ myopic eyes. Boy riding a bicycle with a girl walking on the road, two sweet together.
when passing an intersection, no one has noticed the existence of ****, **** directed at the boy riding on coming. **** Upon seeing this, shouted: Facing the **** said: **** Do not pay attention while the girl, winking to her boyfriend, the boy immediately understood. **** Boy asked: , you quickly go! it! who saw the old lady lying in the front of the vehicle on the road, motionless,
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Some people started screaming, and some see speechless, and the driver was pale and afraid to go on a seat when the driver of the car when the driver began to refer to now, a strange thing happened ... ... Suddenly, the old lady shook to stand up and take breaking out of a broken plastic bags and started picking up the intestines, mouth also murmured muttered: cooked food, but likes those days. Mother scolded him: good things, your father company has a young lady, in order to survive their money to send home, so those days,
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to the lake, suddenly felt like someone shot her shoulders, she switched over and saw A pale woman. That woman said: I do not have feet ... ... I have not breast le!