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Reprinted from 622006318 at 12:52 on March 23, 2009 Reading (loading. ..) Comments (0) Category: Personal Diary 2009 will be the most popular humorous quotations
1.80 after the important task is to create 08 after.
2. Facts have proved that love can withstand wind and rain, but can not stand plain; friendship can stand the plain, but can not withstand the wind and rain.
3. others have their background, and I only have back ~ ~.
4. is always shiny gold, but all over the floor of gold, I do not know which pieces of their own.
5. remind everyone to learn to repair your own laptop, this is very important! Once a man, he will not repair your own laptop ...... then things we all know.
6. I am not a fortune-teller square, chatter not so much you want to hear nibbling.
7. not the end of the story is not good enough, but the requirements of our story too!
8. Love is like pulling a rubber band two people injured is always reluctant to let go of that.
9. flowers, flowers are often people who do not belong, and belong to cow dung.
10. lies with the promise of the difference is: one person to listen to seriously, and one is that the people who take it seriously.
11. singleton is not difficult, the difficulty is to cope with those who do want you to end the single.
12. Sometimes, not the other side do not care about you, but you see the other side too.
13. even believe, also hidden in the middle of a lie.
14. give my heart, will be true, but it may also be a complete injury. Keep a distance, you can protect themselves, but also destined never lonely.
15. really good friends, not together, there is endless talk about the topic, but together, if not speak, do not feel embarrassed.
16. not the other half of 100 points, only two of 50 points!
17. indifference, sometimes is not heartless, just a tool to avoid being hurt!
18. If the distance between the step 1000, you only need to take a step towards your direction I will take the remaining 999 steps.
19. generally willing to stay and argue with you people who truly love you!
20, life is not dress rehearsal, live every day; only low ratings, but wages are not high.
21, money can be used to solve the problem is not a problem, the problem is that I was poor.
22, spring, trees sprout, stock market followed the green.
23, Only women are also upset with the hero, only his wife and working hard to find also.
24, do not complain about life all day, life would not know who you are, let alone that it will listen to you complain.
25, only know just who will inevitably be broken; only soft people, end the end is a coward.
26, asked a colleague: > 27 convictions out of this thing is not to say it is made out of. Glory is plain, is a long arduous.
28, life is important is not the location of the station, but the direction which faces.
29. travels to brothels were not old, please Huiren Shenbao.
30. Personals: requirements are as follows, A Living, B woman.
31. to the point of the sun I'll decay.
32. to properly eat a little, only effort to lose weight.
33. Shanghai Triad, shake to Modoribashi.
34. you come back, I do not come one 忽悠,
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35. Do not stoop to earth ~ ~ ~
36. do not want to cook the tailor, not a good driver.
37, I love the people I do not love him I love people who do not love me, so I was curious why so many people get married
38, Love is like fast food, do not care what flavor, can fill the physiological need to be
49, Love is like playing basketball grab desperately trying very hard to get after the catch when the throw will not hesitate to
40, in order to better divorce we get married
41, the term fate This is a contradiction of the individual, edge, points?
42, Tiger does not get angry is you hello kitty face
43, the day see an aunt in the burning paper, side burn side muttering: Do not buy funds received ah ~
44, if the a million, I would buy a house rented out to another 30 every day to collect a rent. Wow Kaka ~ ~ full!
45, all in the cafeteria, study room, teaching front of the crazy kissing in public - can not afford housing are open! ! !
46, had just finished training at enterprises of female students came back with emotion: someone touching your thighs! Instead, the more exposed; the less number of clothes, but the less exposed! 49, Gavin inexplicable element of hospital a lot of girls who also do bare legs; we work on the jacket + pants girls homes, two took a tightly wrapped body!
50, to coax a woman hanging like Q, as at least two hours a day, after a certain number of days for the sun ... ...
51, if a safe environment for girls, she can let you get nosebleeds YD flow to the death!
52, friend's wife is right ... ...
54, the woman you have to 用心去感受, turtle * Do not take your head to think!
56, just because you were there the sea area in Qingdao strange!!!
57, I'm embarrassed to grab you, how do you have the nerve to steal it?
58, looks like your infertility!
59, you are Peisi partner Zhu Shimao's sister Pig ah?
60, very happy, also lobbied for a 5, and finally can get online!
61, into line with European prices, house prices and the moon align wages with African standards ... ...
62, do not talk to me about ideal, quit!
63, her mother said: best not to miss two things. the last one home in the car, and a love you. I want to sit the last bus to the people who love me around.
64,
nike air force 1, rather proud of the mold, not to humble love!
65, love it, as not been hurt; Sing like no one listen to the same; to dance, like no one is watching; to work, as to when there is no salary; life, today is not on when at the same
66, in this life, you are lending money to or to repay the debt?
67, is used by men, so to be reliable; woman to love, so cute.
68, men like submissive women, but if a man likes a woman, would unknowingly listen to her.
69, you let me roll, I rolled. You make me come back, I'm sorry, roll away the
70, do you have any unhappy things? Say to make us happy.
71, with the iphone people have one thing in common: that is say sorry easy to use.
72, having children, such as Sun Zhongmou when, looking to find father Kim Il Sung.
73, Lady Meng Jiang was crying on the Great Wall dry red wine, White Snake stealing Ciba.
74, you are more forgetful slut really ah
75, when the wind skirt action, a monk said wind, said a monk dress move, I enter, saying: non-pneumatic, non-skirt action, color by heart!
76, as a smoker, you must meet three conditions: tobacco, lighters, and smoking when exposed to the kind of shameless charm! ]
77, a very dark night, I suddenly want to learn, but when I found the candle when the day is bright ... ...
78, now a master's degree, like a grain of rice soles of the feet, not get uncomfortable, took not eat
79, I vowed to ten thousand installed in the machine-gun fire to you where you fall in a pool of blood, covered with bullet-studded Cupid!
80, I struggled to climb the ladder to the top untold, they found a ladder on the wrong wall ... ...
81, the child was dead, you come to the cows!
82, now do not call a mentor teacher, do not call the boss, called the research contractors!
83, carry the banner of one side against the wind ~ ~ wrote two characters: good guys! !
84, man who is bored ah bubble nose can be used to play will
85, wind direction, is more suitable for flying. I am not afraid of people stop, I'm afraid surrender.
86, love makes you see the world through a man, bad love makes you abandon the world for one person
87, work bored? Toss play, positive on the Internet, opposite the bed, put up on the job, tilt to work hard, fell crushed to apply for overtime, if thrown out of two,
air force 1 shoes, then throw every day!
88, Comrades: Do not stock, the risk is too great, or the safest tofu! Hard to do is dried bean curd, soybean curd to do is dilute, so thin is the bean curd skin, so no more is the milk, put out a stinky smell! Yeah sure win no loss.
89, I've never had soared too bike to BMW, only to see it running away in the sunset, my engine is not bad, but my car off the chain .
hang a chain, that classic ~~~~~~
Mai Zaodian a woman to take the counterfeit money, hawkers annoyed: you this money is actually painting! calmly said, drawing no problem, to draw you a ten, and five of anything, you even draw a seven it! seven to seven it, at least they have painted in color ah, actually a pencil, well, good black and white to black and white, can not use toilet paper painting ah! feel bad, even the toilet paper you have to use scissors to cut edges together all ah, this use of Shredded, the flash is too exaggerated, lines, edges and I put up, can you tear a rectangular ah, this triangle to be justified
89 after that? there who see before? Hey -
90, turned his hand when loneliness index toes; the original, will also miss heartache when breathing; the original, a person is a lifetime ...
91, is spherical A tall!
92, wife of television, mobile phone lover at home watching TV, going out with a cell phone; bankruptcy sell TV, get rich for mobile phone; occasionally keep TV, phone all day to play; fixed TV, mobile phones; Channel free, cell phone charges. a man holding a cell phone want to watch TV.
93, other people's money is my worldly possessions.
94, the first sentence of nonsense is the relationships.
95, The Union: Sands Jiang, Jialing River, Heilongjiang, Jiang Jiang can vote! Second line: experimental building, teaching building, dormitory, building floor can jump!
scroll reads: unprecedented
The Union: no return love family love! Second line: anti-fire security Brother! scroll reads: free love
96, his wife is so popular, such as changing clothes, clothing, said the cost of getting expensive; man does not a good thing, but it is after all a woman's greatest buyer's market.
97, unmarried men and women older like sitting on the station by bus. sometimes because of the bus seat so comfortable, just do not want to get off; sometimes because they do not understand their own site under the. life is not married to the men and women? They are bus drivers.
98, who is the animal affection, beloved plants. If love is denied, of course, is to leave animals, because plants will not give birth to his foot on foot.
99, have their own house, unmarried Women like a small vacuum old, and patient selection lover slowly. a man and a woman to seek advice: Let renters, married save the money to buy a house, right? Female A: That I as rent-to-do husband.
100, I am ugly, but I am very gentle with today's men and women adapted version of the Chao Chuan: I'm not perfect, but I am true; I'm not pretty, but I'm cool ; I am not rich, but I am very happy; I failed, but I am confident; I'm not sentimental, but I know how to cherish.
101, birthday is a stage, a test, a chance. love,
air force one shoes, men will advantage of this; married, women will use it.
102, when young, took many photos, a laptop placed in the living room for others to see; wait until the old, and had just understand that photos are taken to see for himself. thick lenses of his life before us, link writing memoirs have been saving.
103, a child to eat 20 dumplings as an ideal of life, I am very happy; monthly income of more than 5,000, I still do not feel to happiness. When the cause of love, family, money, nothing was missing, leaving a shortfall of thing people often feel hungry. the desire to maintain the bottom line is happiness.
104, an unmarried woman laments: Why mature men, All good men have become other people's husband, did not marry a decent man? someone to remind her: husband, wife, their culture is homegrown good, no man can be self-taught.
105, men think a woman is flirting that is the feeling
106, more people said the bridge walk the path more than you eat more salt than you eat rice and more fart Trinidad and Tobago today, so component - dirty underwear, dirty socks
108, if they are moving slowly toward the place, and she and I are getting away from it in the wrong way round.
109, flower beds have a one dollar coin money, but the bed side sign says, , which lasted three months, the survey of 10,000 households, of which the > 113, still love me who will spend her husband, a man will spend their own money to save the other woman.
115, the most stupid man is the first time when wearing a suit to work, women are the most stupid is the first time when the wearing Dress When the street.
116, a woman made a thousand dollars flat, she would tell a man made a thousand dollars, to tell their friends, made a five hundred; man unit made a thousand dollars, he will tell made a five hundred women, tell their friends, made a fifteen hundred.
117, Chengdu, there is a marked and Master Kang had two New Year's Day with me ...
119, the legend there is a food, eat makes all the difference, sweaty! Yes! This is 麻辣烫!
120, the so-called mortgage, that is, ZF, developers, banks wrestled with the buyers on the ground, exposing layers of your skin!
121, Carrefour pirates!!! field plus just works
122, Public Security Bureau received a telephone report from the masses , said that two large bomb under the overpass, the police and bomb disposal experts rushed to the scene and found a red bag under a bridge, police experts and carefully open the bag, there is also wrapped several layers of newspaper, the police removed a layer open, and finally found two large bombs really is: 4 2; a pair of king!!
123, spring, hit a tree, I rushed to the autumn meeting ** Results of the many, many - Ginseng doll!
124, a recently married male students ... often called the mix in the kitchen, that can not cut hand ...
125, eat a scoop of white children, that is,
nike air force one low, looks white, hey! looks white ~ eat vegetables rattan cane , is handsome, hey! handsome ~
126, my elementary school years, secondary school years, I was named the school's most familiar faces, new teachers come inside the school are related to what I have learned ... ...
127, a sub-sub-child of money for a child to eat porridge without cargo hungry ~!
128, I was his son, Jesus, coconut ~!
129,
air force one low, do not want the gold is not good steel deformation.
130, osmanthus fragrance of summer nights, months, like silver; tree, if the dancers; wind, such as light clothes. I am, standing water room. white teeth Shiba, anointed Baisheng snow, brush your teeth.