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Reprinted from 450695709 at 17:54 on July 28, 2010 Reading (loading. ..) Comments (0) Category: A good joke 1. Q: Food.
Answer: anyone, really good! Most people see me directly faint.
3. Q: Ten bottles of beer, and you'll what?
A: let them come.
4. Q: How much you say you kissed the opposite ######?
A: did not count. But for every one, I would write to a card. ... ... Then I do with these four poker cards.
5. Q: QQ, couples both,
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A: The boss in the next
6. Q: on the bus a man stepped on your foot, you say
A: step back. Later you can show off you, I stepped on Jay!
7. Q: If you are reading in the library, is fascinated,
nike air force 1, the opposite of the opposite ###### you touch their feet three times, you will?
A: slam.
8. Q: It seems that many women are like ***? Reasons like, or dislike of the reason is what? Rumors seemed to back it!
A: The crown Xijia oil! Looking forward to the second quarter.
9. Q: There are 7 seconds from the end of the world, the last thing you want to do?
A: The harvest them
10. Q: When the lover / husband to hold you from sleeping suddenly say : ... ... you believe it?
A: I believe. all wet, not dry.
13. Q: blind date, the woman said to you: you do not house no car compared to what the pro? how do you answer?
A: The show love to the
14. Q: Do you have experience of almost dead
A :**** you count up?
15. Q: I have a female mopper paid six men Friends, I ask her how to Valentine's Day too?
A: eat hot pot
16. Q: Why no car Yang Guo Xiao Long Nu also tired of him then?
A: Who says no car? He has been with Diaopai,
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17. Q: 10 pm a female colleague sent a message to 'My husband is not' how to go back !!!???
A: I immediately went to the ... ...
18. Question: If someone asks, I can catch you? how to answer better??
A: Why chase me? I'm not acute bronchitis syrup...
19. Q: Do you live on a desert island alone, no signal suddenly can play, you first phone call who?
A: China Mobile, the complainants them! how the signal is so bad,
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20. Q: If you meant what you want as a man, like *** you have a bunch of women?
A: I wish I was a woman with a bunch of *** ... ...
21. Q: Give you 1 million, so you jump from the 2nd floor, would you cutting?
A: Please put 100 million pile in the downstairs, I immediately jump up
22. Q: white sheets, white quilt, white pillows, white slippers mean?
A: The white doctor, that is, want you to white
23. Q: boys to girls more than 100 text messages sent every day,
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A: He ordered a monthly subscription packages
24. Q: The words describe their looks!
A: not worth mentioning
25. Q: Do you only 2 dollars in his pocket, how to solve the meals???
A: buy a broken bowl, squatting street
26. Q: My younger brother pulling pants - playing two American political celebrities!
A: Austria! Dad, Mom! dilute Larry!
27. Q: If someone looked at your photos, say : Vice chess buy it, there are four car too! There are also four BMW.
29. Q: 10 years of raising pet lovers and contacts 1 week, must give up one, you choose what?
A: give up pet it,
air force one shoes, give it to lovers.
30. Q: What kind of car get married married with the most cool?
A: Bujiadiwei Air open, Aston Martin video, escort Zeppelin DS8 the bride and groom a donkey.
31. Q: Do you bother you?
A: I used to use an exclamation point people are asking me
32. Q: Maid to 7 years you can not see What
Yang Guo A: I can not see Yang Guo life
33. Q: two words to describe your level of driving
A: The traffic police silent
34. Q: A man said to you eat more than rice! ! said: br> Answer: the wrong
38. Q: You took the most lethal weapons bovine B What?
A: TT. (kill million people at virtually)
39. Q: I bought a house actually dug up the garden a body, how can I do? should not alarm
A: Continue to dig around, there troops and horses commission
40. Q: say a ** its most cruel way?
Answer: The whole family ate KFC bucket
41. Q: Here 1W, let you go 3 cell door screaming voice: ring line and down.