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Reprinted from alumni of the user at 22:54 on May 19 2010 read (loading. ..) Comments (0) Category: Personal Diary
1. Brother, you are not in touch! Here you touch a touch above the hair you have lost touch, so tender skin, the touch is all you water it! After you let how I sell? This peach is fresh, even if you do not buy it!
2. a row of * women in the street waiting for passengers, curious woman eighty Q: What are you waiting? * Female snappily: other lollipop! The old woman also joined the teams of sugar, was arrested. Police asked the woman: teeth gone too competent? The old woman smiled and said: I can lick.
3. a mosquito into the city, very hungry. Saw a tall lady breasts, then plunged into the snap, the result is a mouth full of silica gel, then Yangtianchangtan: farmer town to buy condoms, how to say forget the condom. Half a day before the cruise in the pharmacy counter, or can not remember. Finally had to Xiaoshengdewen saleswoman: Miss, there did not sell plastic bags loaded jj? Hardy looked to the top of the next
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5. a pair of lovers making love,
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7. ###### on blind couple agreed signal, the man said: So voyeur, a look see. One day, while the small young men and the blind to go out, slipped into his home, on the blind woman said: Ability of small youth large, to the climax, even blind women boast: anxious angry, exclaimed: female leaders heard Xiao Ma said: transferred to gynecology, secretly pleased. Then the next day to see dozens of female patients, even with a touch of view, sustained erection of eight hours. Night, pestering his wife having ######, impotence is not lifted. Double take: dry his mother! Also to be led plot against it!
10. and mm idly in bed, the voice of Iraq's fractious school ad: Great, let me quickly insert in the possession of child! One night back, sister school feeling very depressed, then that is very considerate to her gay burned the bowl to eat. In the end to her that moment, I suddenly felt very warm and sister school, so very grateful to say: said: also quiet ... ... Suddenly, a strong men came from the opposite side, to see mm to Xiong Baba asked: robbing, then piteously and said: ? secondary education tart that you can tell me a former graduate talented woman than you? >
14. twins in the womb chat, the boss said: good dad! often head out to see us, that is not love and health, spit Koutan left, her second child, said: Wang Shu, or next door is good, he 吐完sputum sputum also loaded with bags to go.
15. a migrant workers to the hospital for a check constipation, a medical examination to this person opened a prescription to the dispensary workers is a look at the roll of toilet paper,
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16. son and mother to sleep every night, mom: You grew up to marry a wife and mother to sleep it? child A: ah ! mom: That your wife supposed to? children, said: let her sleep with their father. Dad hear excitement: the kids to ignorance!
17. professor asked: rotten radish and pregnancy What a woman the same point? a student wonderful A: are the fault of insects. a mere 60 points. The other students actually get out, the answer is: because pulling too late.
18. her husband came home to see his wife in bed with the doctor. Doctor: Do not misunderstand, I took his temperature. Husband: If you insert the physical thing my wife does not scale, you're dead.!
19. A couple came upon a wishing well, and her husband bent down, make a wish also to the well is still a coin. wife would like to make a wish but she accidentally fell into the well when he bends over. husband was shocked, and then they smiled and said to myself really spiritual ah!
20. Fr JJ Little Sister said his key to heaven, help the mysterious little sister to open her door. little sister was very happy to go back on old sister said she got the key to the heaven. old nun Sister a small description of Father JJ, furious Road: !
21. the night. husband in bed reading. from time to time reach into the wife legs.'s wife will strip coquetry. husband asked: Why? wife asked: Why are your hands? husband and said solemnly: Wet wet hands. good open book!
22. a male long-suppressed ######ual intercourse, my wife sick. day he stripped to his wife inverted before the mirror,
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23. villager report said: shame that! I was raped last night. Police asked the man sawed long? that Anke not see,
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24. gang rape of women into a home was fight to the death against the husband back to see my wife is gangster Shimoji hold him down, picked up a shovel and angry film, heard his wife cursed: their intrafamilial transmission in China Takeo, Takeo rubbed and rubbed of a sudden, ashamed of their penis into their place, the Japanese woman was furious: What's your work? Adonis said: rubbing the inside!
26. night, fool Guanggong Yuan see the couple making love, love to watch. The next morning, see a man doing push-ups, we take a closer look, the man was furious: what you look silly B! fool said: You did that silly B, Di Xiaren are gone and you still do it!
27. a flea cry to his unfortunate partner: I used to live in a man's beard, and later through twists and turns before reaching the pubic hair on a woman, the results the next morning woke up and found that men and back to the previous beard on it,
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28. The old man by train at night stretching across the foot rest of a mistake in Miss file. A few days later, does not feel itchy feet, the doctor thesis for syphilis, the old man with known rare. Doctor said: explosives, and pointed to his pants leg, said: This is equivalent to one hundred kilograms of explosives. and then took off his underwear, his girlfriend walked out the door bolted, exclaimed: God! lead so short!
30. a Farmers prostitution, JI, said: , fifty dollars, five times on the grass.
31. two dwarf ###### in their room, where a soon to finish up, just listen to another room, 1,2,3, 1,2,3 ... ... ... ... hey, hey, the morning he asked the dwarf: tamper with, suddenly caught husband small jj, while Meng rub, then as hard as sticks, husband wife Bianyu off clothes, my wife asked: Why? Fu Q: What are you doing? Wife A: The driving test tomorrow and thought hanging files.
33. Monkey King learn, by ganging up with the bones of the dead into a *, because of the monk did not succeed, so the empty road I took advantage of the occasion of alms, by night the bones came Dong Fu, the absence of lighting, two blowing hot and cold at night , has been completed, the Monkey King with emotion: The cursed bones of the dead !
34. small ball every new toy to be little new to show off, a small new gas no way, took off his pants, said: And you never have. The next day, the small balls take off pants, said: My mother said, as long as I have this, how many how much that thing!
35. Liu Bei and Guan Zhang trapped three desert island, a few days later, younger brother Zhang Fei want to cut hunger. Guan Road: SB, rubbed and then cut the meat and more! At this point, see Liu Bei in the SY, Guan Yu asked: Big Brother, are you doing it? Liu Bei: the whole point of sauce, dipped to eat!
36. a little girl to the cake shops Mai Zaodian. She said to his boss: the boss! Buy a chocolate doll. Boss: Do you want male baby or a baby girl? Girl: Of course, male doll to another! Because the place to eat a little more.
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