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Why do not the terrorists attack on the Chinese
Bin Laden said that China is a country absolutely can not mess; reasons for this .....................
seven al-Qaeda terrorist attack on the Chinese had sent the results .........
first halo in the bombing of the bridge overpass when the transfer.
second car in the bus bombing has not squeeze onto the bus.
third supermarket in the bombing, the bomb remote control stolen.
fourth in the bombing of government buildings,
la gear police, was beaten by security; call you to collect debts and tell you to petition.
fifth successful fried mine, killed hundreds, sneak into bases, six Leng Shimo see any news reports, was base to [fraud charge organization] at the absolute.
sixth to blow Guangzhou, the results just left the station a bomb package was speeding car away, half did not Huanguo Lai God.
seventh to blow Liaoning Tieling, arrived to be 忽悠 Abduction
recently sent a female terrorist to blow Henan, has been cheated to do the wife; al-Qaeda decided from an early age to a terrorist attack on Chinese in China, but did not expect the child just born soon to be Sanlu to kill the.
II,
Spring Festival in Beijing to resolve the method can not be bought: as long as the petition to give a sign, and then shouted times of hardship ah! Promise a personal car to take you home free of charge to send you back home.
III,
today, tomorrow, without water power, wages did not send money to buy noodles, Selected Works of Deng opened to find the answer: The original is the primary stage of socialism, back over the pages, I speak a hundred years!
IV,
What is happiness? Happiness is: Nasha Te wages, live in the UK house, with the Swedish mobile phone, Dai Ruishi watches, married Korean women, including Japan's second wife, do Thai massage, open the German car,
la gear walking shoes, take U.S. aircraft, to drink French wine and eating seafood in Australia, pumping Cuba cigars, wear Italian shoes, playing Lady of Spain, Austria to see the opera, to buy Russian villa, hire Filipino maids, bodyguards with Israel, Turkish sauna washing, when China's civil service ...... make the last point, the front can be achieve! !
V,
few years ago had a film crew to the Peking University professor's home jurists EASTERN He ** on location. Apart from shooting, two men disguised as the national party to the actors to see an old man at work there, the two engage in mischief, his gun went shouted: , exclaimed:
VI,
order to test the U.S., Hong Kong, mainland China the strength of the three police officers, the United Nations three rabbits on three forest to see the three police officers who should find the rabbit.
forest before the first U.S. police, they first spend a full half-day meeting to develop operational plans, strict division of labor, and sent special forces into the forest carpet-fast search, the results of the meeting time delay, the rabbit ran away,
la gear originals, the task failed!
then turn Hong Kong Police, they sent over a number and dozens of police cars lined up outside in the forest, with speakers from the leader shouted: ......
Finally, the Chinese police, only four, first hit mahjong day,
la gear womens shoes, evening a man who wants a baton into the forest, not five minutes, came a forest animals hear the screams, one smoking a Chinese police talked and laughed out smoke, dragged behind a black and blue bears, bears dying said:
VII,
three leaders in the United States and Russia to hunt, surrounded by a group of wolves,
la gear on sale, the dollar Bush, Putin to the beauty, the wolf put the two of them Laojiangdi the only card out to party members, the wolf all the knees, shed tears Road: finally found organized!
VIII,
teacher asked students to write home about
Xiao Ming did not understand the meaning of the word, ask Dad.
father told him: just like your mother. people are the minimum that people listen to nothing, just like you.
After dinner, Xiao Ming wanted to write essays, but not yet fully understand these things, go ask grandma,
la gear sneakers, but grandma was asleep. Xiao Ming find Dad, Mom and Dad are busy Xiao Ming is no alternative but to Mama tears, back to writing the text of his room.
next day, my father received a teacher's phone:
Xiaoming composition is: countries have to sleep, the party playing society, society in the moaning, people in tears.
IX,
ago Laojiangdi to Chairman Mao Memorial Hall, standing before Chairman Mao's crystal coffin,
asked Mao:
Mao said: