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150490 2005 年 10 月 25 日 17:00 Reading (loading. ..) Comments (1) Category: Personal Diary
tiger grass
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some animals in this world of crime, probably because of ignorance. Most animals have never
crime, certainly because of ignorance.
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But today something was wrong, the tiger jumped calendar harm eyes and feel uneasy. This idea has been clever cow pressure does not survive, tiger rushed out like mad. After a few seconds brought together officials of all animals, in the case of unprepared emergency animal held the first plenary session of Congress.
Tiger said an urgent meeting of reasons: a cow become smart dreamed last night, and it is no longer silent in the land,
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Tiger said:
Assembly lasted about 8 hours, finally reached a basket of views:
1 · after all the leaders can see in all bovine meat within the prohibition.
2 · to use all media to promote the dangers of meat, to promote consumption of green food such as grass.
3 · issued a decree: Any eating meat causes impotence and other diseases such as AIDS,
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4 · the grass as the country duty-free exemption of food, life-long grazing may enter the Lucky Draw at the end of the year, more than a thousand prizes waiting for you to take.
5 · after the banquet, including receiving foreign dignitaries, including all the main food of grass, raised slogans, eat glorious, meat and shameful.
6 · any intentional destruction of grassland, such as trampling on the grass ,****, kissing, sleeping bags and other litter benches will be severely punished, the lightest and punish the consecutive ten-minute look at shampoo advertisements The most important can be fined the streaking around the globe.
7 · any deliberate slander
8 · determine the conference today,
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Tiger:
the entire Congress, the major headlines of the newspaper's website were written by the headlines: Tiger eat today!
Fighing hovering over the Luandanguangchang, saw a big banner that read: tiger eat today! Mental special pleasure, can not think of leadership as I do, I thought the tiger meat of it? In fact, Niu Gur do not know, they do not know the meat taste good, long-term stability in maintaining the animal kingdom plays a key role. Specifically on the stability of Tiger leadership has played a decisive role.