1. a person walking on the road, can be dashed, looked straight ahead and I do not love beauty, I love myself; also such as snails climbing steps, left, the right to see the search to attract the eye of beauty, caught so that their eyes straight to stick with her, I was a single man I feared.
2. middle of the night did not come home, do not call reporting whereabouts; do not worry about back after kneeling washboard; without fear of being tracked. If you work the next day very tired to complain to the boss said: Boss,
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3. hit his children cried Introduce the object hit,
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4.'re alone and want to crush Who know who to turn to the stars with a few others to make irresponsible remarks that are jealous. Frustrated when looking for a couple of single friends, Buzuibugui, and then poured into the karaoke room piercing cry: Men Kuba Kuba is not sin. Happy, buy a hundred roses, arrest who sent who, no ulterior motives, I just want to crush the world are happy.
5. someday meet old friends have wives and classmate tape and loudly told him: I have not fallen. If you still run into the same Siege and his wandering outside to comfort him: we are all very strong, good comrades and insisted in the end, single men around the world together, our victory is certain.
6. If they are hopelessly in love with a woman to make himself distracted, immediately declare: I am all over the world as long as you love me. If being hopelessly in love to expose their crimes bitterly: nine of ten men bad, do Freeze love, or you will hurt, not me, not love,
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7. by Mom and Dad nagging point that has not arrived yet incurable; by friends advised that their man has enough man child; be the envy of people who have been married forever to explain their is right; been cited as a woman is also a confidante to explain their feelings species.
8. to cook their own food, is to take care of themselves, Liu Yiwei not advocating people very fashionable.
9. every day to the gym, and let others boast a good firm does not accept the body, can accept only one: men are so good,
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10. Every morning opened his eyes, proudly said to myself: History has opened a new single day, it is a shaking ZZZZZZZZZ spiritual wealth to a single bar,
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