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[align=left]The preacher was vexed because a certain member of his congregation always fell asleep during the sermon .[/align][align=left]　　As the man was snoring in the front row one Sunday, the preacher determined he would teach him not to sleep during the sermon. So, in a whisper, he asked the congregation. "All who want to go to heaven，please rise." Everyone got up except the snorer. After whispering "Be seated", hollow block machine[/align][align=left]the minister shouted at the top of his voiced, "All those who want to be with the devil, please rise."[/align][align=left]　　Awaking with a start , the sleepy-head jumped to his feet and saw the preacher standing tall and angry in the pulpit , "Well, sir," he said, "I don't know what we're voting on, but it looks like you and me are the only ones for it."clay brick machine[/align]