Tuna Safe - Thongs in a Can by Cristian Partan - chargeless commodity courtesy of ArticleCity.com
How it Happened
I was alone @ home late one night afterwards one, two or three too abounding vodka & cranberries. Dog-hungry, I started clambering about the kitchen in seek of sustenance. Unfortunately, the only thing edible I was able to aggregation up was a can of Star-Kist? adolescent. I then reluctantly sat down with a fork & began to absorb the tuna straight out of the can if I noticed "it". There was a tiny logo on the ancillary of the can with a dolphin leaping out of water & the words "Dolphin Safe" beneath.
After much pondering as to what the "Dolphin Safe" logo could possibly represent, I eventually came to the conclusion that there were no dolphin locations in my can of tuna fish. Elated with my declared advance analysis, I started to really enjoy the suddenly adorable tuna. Thoroughly apathetic, I threw the empty can into the kitchen trash and staggered my way back to the bedroom for a abundant needed night's coma.
The Concept
The next afternoon I arose (unsurprisingly) acutely arid. I then calculating felt my way back to the kitchen to drink about a gallon & a half of that refreshing elixir accepted as H2O. As I was rapidly quenching my clamorous appetite,
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After a Few Cups of Coffee
I then Googled "Dolphin Safe" & fell off my high cloud. As it unfortunately turns out,
supra shoes, "Dolphin Safe" in agency that there were no dolphins accidentally killed or injured in the process of communicable the tuna. Hmmm...per this analogue,
Nike Jordan, my "Tuna Safe" concept didn't seem as bright to me. Now depressed, I anchored myself a late afternoon, bubble beginning, double vodka & cranberry. Things then began to grow clearer once again. So what if my interpretation of the "Dolphin Safe" logo was not 100% accurate or even close? By simply using the idea of the familiar "Dolphin Safe" logo as an assurance symbol,
nike leisure shoes, my amusing "Tuna Safe" concept makes complete faculty...right? Nevertheless, I was now even added determined to follow through with my appreciably unique & avant-garde abstraction.
Knowing I could not auspiciously implement my concept in an inebriated accompaniment, I sadly poured out the rest of my drink & reluctantly put abroad my bottle of vodka. I had to lay off the booze in order to auspiciously commence on this vital service I felt I could provide intimate couples the world over. That service would be apperceive as: "Tuna Safe" - Thongs in a Can "Your Fresh Seal & Mood Indicator"!!!
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