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2. have a car
Computer help her search results ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ chess
the woman refuses to accept the results and found the input
1. to a beautiful house
2. have a lot of money
computer to help her search results again
~~~~~~ banks still do not disappoint this woman to continue to input conditions
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1. To Shuai
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2. send him to school
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wife: ten.
husband: the whole it?
wife: it is too early, others do not get some sleep!
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