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| Back to logs list Reprinted from alumni of the user at 21:49 on August 15th, 2010 Read (loading. ..) Comments (0) Category: Personal Diary M: talk about it? Girl: No M: Why? Female: Busy M: What are you doing? Female: Play M: play? Woman: Game M: What game? Female: Male fun: What is the fun? Female: Male trouble: trouble for chatted with me? Women: Get M: to not clean! Female: by M:? Your shoulder! Female: Male ah court death: br> M: You recognize sister Woman: Please M: worship the can, do not de-F: I'm going crazy M: I hit 120 F: Do you fairy M: Do not superstitious woman: also people live? M: With me you will live a more exciting female: 555 M: three to five cigarettes is good, but the woman is harmful to health: Death to M: I in Internet cafes, not go die Girl: Please, let me M: Okay, sue? my phone number I will not say Female: No. Why should M: Women's Day is coming M: What do you like to spend ? Woman: I like two kinds of flowers. M: Which two? I gave you! Female: money to spend, whatever flowers! M: You're beautiful! Woman: There I was beautiful? M: So much beauty :.... read not to switch. Family die out! |
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Reprinted from 47038632 at 15:59 on January 25, 2010 Reading (loading. ..) Comments (0) Category: 007 Leisure funny 【Click here to view more exciting to share】 1, unit message, a leading Mourning deceive scold: \ 2, ranks the fourth quarters for a long time out of bed to find slippers, no, to ask you: Why is my slipper gone? 3, I have the time to buy lamb skewers out four fingers on the boss \ boss kept a \ out three fingers I say \ 4, my family name is Zhu, management unit room. One time someone call my cell phone: \ 5, my parents quarrel, my dad gas simply said: \ 6, just college, military training, the company commander did not know where the accent, shouted the password - \ 7, when the University, heard a girl la carte: chefs, fried potatoes, a plate of hot and sour wire, do not put potatoes! 8, then find a job, the interviewer asked what year I graduated. I meant to say 2000, was an excited, said: \ more waterfalls Khan is actually the interviewer Oh sigh, said: \ 9, a variety show, the host stage announcer: Please enjoy: Xinjiang dance, set off your skull! Horror! ! ! ! ! 10, Tiger does not send a cat, you think it is dying it! 11, I: That was our physics teacher. . . students: what to teach the A? I: Chemistry. . . 12, go to school one day when a phone call to me, the students gave me complete access, said: \ I would casually for a while over the phone said: \ you laughing I was laughing for 4 years 13, has a bedroom, the students called me mom, I used to say \a \ 14, gg handed me an ice cream, I bite shouted: \ 15, and Li Ning shoes to my sister, my sister an opening: \ 16, at school over the weekend to go home after dinner cravings, plan an excuse to walk. Changing his shoes at the door when Dad asked me why go? I casually said something: \ 17, the teacher left work, I will not do to copy someone else's, and then hand in papers to the office and saw the teacher said: \ 18, units of work in the morning we have a car shuttle, because the car is not on one occasion, not a seat on the bus mm, sitting next to me stood up for a busy male colleagues, she was greeted warmly and said: \one, you sit on my ass! \ 19, when the University, a student and I debate the issue, sometimes a disadvantage, so he got up and screaming for a pound the table: you nonsense, I am not not stupid! 20,pandora bracelets sale, a child ice cream popsicles are generally selling his bicycle, and once, listening to an aunt in the room shouted: New to the ice, warming the. (Estimated aunt used to be selling cakes fried fritters) 21, one day the students went home for lunch, a drink, her father suddenly came in and wanted to cry uncle, and the result was wrong, said: \Big help students laughed to death 22, a ktv, karaoke, a mm shouted: Give me one week cut the stick \ 23, the teacher made the test paper before the exam, took a more behind the girls, shouting, \Cambrian explosion class ~ ~ ~ 24, children six months old friends, and call to care, after greeting the two sentences to the sentence: Your child is now eating milk or your milk 25, one evening, met an acquaintance, opening said: \ 26, at night, a roommate entered the room loudly announced: \ 27, as a business opportunity for the Bank of China to go to a place of maintenance equipment, cook came out from the hotel after a taxi driver, said: \I mean, at that time to buy a screwdriver, I did not notice that I said something wrong, then the driver has been very aggrieved at me, said: \I was very angry, ferocious, said: \\! ! That know I was wrong, and hastened to explain for a long time, and now feel sorry for people think about women drivers. 28, political lectures when the teacher once said: \ 29, junior high school, the teacher called Translation Who is this man? a student translation: Who is this man? The whole class laughed, the teacher silent 30, the political class about political issues in Japan, said Japanese samurai pull pull A laparotomy suicide. teacher said: \ 31, college, the students I just bought a cell phone, do the mobile cards, playing 10086 artificial desk for a moment excited: How to move with your business? Hands-free, we even heard from Miss polite attendant said: We touched the ground with the business. . . All quarters laughs 32, my husband especially thin, there are times I am anxious and he said, \ 33, the original copies of the scripts: I have 110 police officers and wounded two after the criminals fled announcer read: Two hundred and ten criminals and police officers injured after my escape (Once Upon a reincarnation ??!) 34, one of our colleagues, when he went to driving test, the examiner said the words of a classic: report instrument, the examiner normal ~~~~~~ 35, I remember one time, and a sister were children to KFC, the queue when I heard her murmuring a chicken burger, a pair of wings ......, finally her turn, an opening to Xiaofan all, she wanted to say \ 36, MM told me that the new KFC's \Please give me two \............. shame-_-! 37, a boy saw his uncle: \ uncle: \ 38, a shy male students to the cafeteria to play breakfast, a window that the master asked him: \. \ 39, English classes, the teacher: \ students: \ whole class burst into laughter. 40, a classmate of his friends to call each other's grandfather then, that students do not know what they thought, mouth is: \hung up ... ... 41, a man, once he has long admired about the girl, ready for her confession. The two sat for a long time, he was finally told the girl: \/ p> 42, blamed his wife asked: Do you even do not know the name of your grandmother? aggrieved husband to A: I have ye know, I was seven years old when he died my grandmother. wife surprised: What? busy husband changed his tune: No, his grandmother died when I was seven years old! 43, her mother before going out to play mahjong, said to me: \ 44, one from the mother came out to his wife there, and saw his wife, the customary cry of: \ 45, two people bicker, suddenly came out next to one sentence: \ more exciting content, along with your welcome to share your personal space, so more friends can see 】 【wonderful to share the test: Can you become a lover it? 】 【wonderful to share the video: The most funny accidents ah! 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