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1, cat in the fox by night forced open POP Counter Tuberose hair salon, hair salon day mouse to a cat named to pack the night, cats are unwilling to do, the mouse was furious and said: I did catch a very tough battle to recover, and now also send home CUTIE!
2, doctor asked the patient how the fracture, the patient said, I think the shoes of sand to hold the poles shake shoes, ** there is a bastard to be there thought I was electrocuted, he took a stick to the I have two sticks!
3,onitsuka tiger shoes, biology class the teacher asked: How can we correctly identify the octopus hands and feet? Student A: fart smell to it, it will cover your nose is the hand, the other is the feet. Class are down.
4, always put a loud fart people go to work, my colleagues could not help saying: you can not help but speak out? Then we see him sitting there shivering. Colleagues asked what he was doing, he replied: I have now transferred into a vibration it!
5, a person riding, heard passers-by howling: go, go,north face outlets, go ... ... I thought my mother would sing: Austrian to Austria to ... oh ... voice hardly ever fell into the ditch, and passers-by cursed : Mom! tell you Gully trench also ride! killed deserve.
6, carp and turtles to the marriage license. The clerk asked the age of the turtle,hollister polo, the turtle: 100. Unfortunately, the clerk said: I'm sorry, in accordance with the provisions of your family, you're too young, not allowed to marry.
7, a couple came to a wishing well, and her husband,moncler ski, after bending a wish to throw a coin into the well. Would also like to wish his wife, but she accidentally fell into the well without bending. Her husband was shocked, then smiled and said to himself: other article


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