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Riddles
1 in the world who all of a sudden getting old?
answer: the bride. because today is the bride, tomorrow is his wife. 2 a heart worth? answer: 1 million. because the single-minded entity! 3 hurricane climate to how much money to work out with? answer: four million. because of the typhoon weather did not 4 to the examination, you can not read everything? Answer: An Encyclopedia (Encyclopedia lose). 5 if tomorrow is the end of the world, and why some people want to commit suicide? [b] to go to Heaven foothold 6 questions: cloth and paper afraid of? answer: fabric afraid of ten thousand,GHD Purple Straighteners, the paper just in case. reasons: no (Brazzaville) fearful of ten thousand, merely the (paper) equitable in case. 7 questions: pencil name? answer: Xiao Reason: tear (Xiao) pencil. 8 questions: Kirin to the North Pole will become? answer: ice cream. reasons: ice lotion (ice unicorn). 9 question: Which number from 1 to 9 the most diligent, which number the lazy? answer: 1 lazy; 2 hard reasons: one (1) do not do two (2) endless. 10 question: how to make the silence sparrow? answer: press it a bit. reasons: quiet (silent sparrow oppression). 11 question: Which person in history to run the fastest? answer: Cao reasons: speak of the monster to 12 :30-50 questions which bear feces is extra than powerful! Answer: 40 reasons: truths speak louder than man (Bear) discussion 13 question: in the pig pen ran out how to do? answer: Wang Lee Hom reasons: inside coax 14 question: how do they come? answer: Han Reason: also coax 15 9 28th is the birth of Confucius, then aboard October 28 what day? Answer: Confucius full moon 16 wolf (surmise fruit)? Answer: carambola (sheep escape) 17 Chiang Kai-shek (Chiang Kai-shek) whether still alive, then the world will occur? answer: more people ... 18 under the two Kuaibing carp (four-character idioms)? Answer: courteous (Ice carp) 19 tofu Why activity impair? answer: because it is frozen tofu 20 a bus occurrence occurred, entire of them were injured, why was nothing Xiao Ming? answer: because he is not in the car 21 have a location to enter can not ask what is this place? Answer: grave chickens and geese race 22 meters, chicken sprint faster than the geese, why is it then to the extremity? answer: chicken run in the bad instruction 23 East school peal rang, but not one student in the study-room, how is it? Answer: on the physical teaching 24 Lingling never learned arithmetic,GHD Deluxe Midnight 2011, but complimented her math preceptor is amid the best, why? answer: calculate from one to two 25 when a foot onto the New World later Columbus, followed at what? answer: step one foot 26 Some people say that eating fish can shirk the risk of myopia, and why? Answer: Have you ever seen a feline dressing eye What 27 jaws no tongue answer: teapot mouth 28 What kind of government can not give mandates to others Peixiao age have? Answer: New Long officer 29 a police officer saw the thief started to run,GHD Leopard Grain, why? answer: to rapidly grab the bandit 30 days of chewing gum little tomorrow, can someone likewise said namely he bad respiration, and why? answer: each day, and cursing. Why 31 than the tree frog jump high? Answer: Because the tree does not jump 32 33 Pharaoh four or five times a day to shave face, his face still has a beard. What is the cause? Answer: Pharaoh was a barber What flowers ought not touch 34 answer: Spark 35 What can solve all the secret? Answer: The respond 36 when, Times Square, the bell will ring 13 under? Answer: When the mend Hou 37 in antique periods, what people do not chance a dad because the premier while the father was? Answer: eunuch 38 when someone knocked on the gate,GHD Benefit Straighteners, you never say Come? Answer: When the restroom 39 black or white chicken chicken grim terrible? Why? answer: dark chicken powerful, can,GHD Straighteners NZ, white egg, could not make black white chicken eggs. 40 Why does everyone favor to sit and see a movie? Answer: Because the foot stand will look acid 41 abolish early-morning study what are the implications? Answer: less slumber for half one hour 42 Please Tortoise and the Hare, amuse pigs to the referee,GHD Pink Limited Edition, may I query who will conquer the tortoise and the hare? Answer: You can not mention that! That the person is a piglet ... 43 two women and a thousand words what ducks do alike? Answer: ridiculous (chicken) is approximately 44 kin has a pig planter and the donkey, the New Year when you slaughter a pig farmer alternatively a donkey ahead? Answer: You are compliant to slaughter a pig (stupid pig) or kill the donkey (ass) 45 helicopter to fly so tall why do not hit the stars? answer: because the stars will 46 a day, a third of the steak cooked wading in the avenue and suddenly he saw in front of a medium rare steak, but little notification of him. Why did not they say hi? answer: because they are not versed with |
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