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1, my mother said my IQ is only 76. How high my IQ is in the end, I do not know. I only know I am a highly lethal and numerous people were impair because of me, some of them have lost wish in life, and some even committed suicide. I all suspected that my latent super powers, and this super-powers do not know why my teacher character in particular muscular.

2, I still remember the premier one because I mash teacher. I was in 1st grade, the teacher took us to the train field as a normal way. See the spring green brush, willow branching, the teacher tin not help but think of a question, then asked: a leaf blows into the climate, to demonstrate what we see immediately what is the air thumping?

... ... ... ... I can not remember what the teacher's face was like, I just remember he desperately struggled to Qijueshenwang a few. According to the hospital where doctors later said he was due to the sudden intense stimulation causes retrograde blood possessed by the demon to death. In this way, I killed a teacher.

3, first grade teacher taught us know fowl animals. Teacher: breathe! Home after mid-term exam, my mother asked me how to test for, infant son, said: I did not fill out a question. My mother asked what problem Yeah,Lacoste Gravitate Trainers (http://www.lacoste-trainers-uk.com/lacoste-gravitate-trainers-c-496.html), child son, said: There is a 3 by 7 questions to ask how many, I was just-do

fraught 15. My mom to just drink water spray to my dad's face, hey .... I'm so great!

one day on the math, the teacher asked the 1 + 1 =? I did not know. Teacher told me to work back and ask. I asked my mother, my mother in cooking and told me to get out. I asked my dad, my dad in seeing, hurrahing 'cool'. I asked my sister, my sister in singing, sing BABY. I asked my brother, my brother phoned me and said; I wait because you outdoor. The next day, the teacher asked the 1 + 1 =? I said; you obtain out, the teacher gave me a slap in the face, I cried cool, the teacher shrieked me huge eater, I mean the anti-curse. The old saying; coil. I said; I wait as you outside. Our math teacher by far lofty blood pressure it afresh, passed out .....

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melancholy ---- massive trench in front of our family very sorrowful.
If ---- canned juices as nutritious.
childish ---- really hot today, is swimming a nice day.
very ---- very sister's math test only, disgrace.
calm ---- I do asset, are cozy to begin to start.
ginseng ---- teacher shows days when everybody partook in Relay unit, be sure to attempt.
quilts ---- Xiaoyu's sanitary napkins stolen.
lunch ---- Xiao Ming as the stool to wake each morn the first thing to do.
teacher killed at present.

hey ...... down I said to himself: loveliness of the world 。!!!!!!!

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5, when I was junior high school, physics class, physics teacher asked me: you say, how to orbit? I: According to > namely whether people do wrong things in the sun light later the necrosis of the globe ambition chance a ghost! The pedagogue namely talking almost how the original satellite orbit! History lesson ashore the educator wake to slumber, the pedagogue inquired me:



6, masquerading to be cool daytime I came back from the beautician shop, opened the gate, always the girls exclaimed: head it. came from the women's apartment downstairs and saw a friend, loudly boasted that, look, I mow a cool head. The second floor of a girls head out soon, I straps, you elect is my belts ... ... ... ... ... ...! ! ! ! !

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8, my fame has brought me a lot of trouble. All the schools are out of town for the school teacher's safety, refused to accept my portal. No way, with infinite ambition for opener navel school, I went to the countryside. Country's secondary schools however the condition is a hard point, but without the pressure of public opinion, I have also live to peregrination freely. But the gold has to be light, the muffle of rural secondary school special I did not restrain the eruption.

become, I rotated out, a sudden rise, and fast occupied the rustic market.

It was a quiz, our class and different level after the final race is still not champion. So the host announced the terminal to resolve the medalist way: A representative of every class by drawing lots. Two representatives then guess coins. Guess wrong for those who ask questions to a question, such as bad as those who respond correctly, guessed wins. On the contrary, where the class suspect who wins. Days Lingling, in Lingling, the line does not conceal my errand. I really have been drawn to characterize and successfully guessed the coins into the Q stage.

teachers and students what tense up, everyone looked at me with ardent eyes. Li particular, the class teacher, looking massive and silent. I also feel some pressure, but not for that, but because of my antagonist - Wang Buddha, Wang Buddha was the most mighty of our educate, It is said that the final chancellor that ruin in its hands. But I still have a bit emboldened, for at last I am also surprised the people who scold. Questions began. Wang Buddha's hands in his pockets, slowly, said:

I do not know why the booing, yet I understand this issue has occasioned me magnificent interest. Eggs! I virtually did not grab what he asked, I have merely listened the clear To know in the countryside terribly mini to eat,Lacoste Prep CB Trainers (http://www.lacoste-trainers-uk.com/lacoste-prep-cb-trainers-c-497.html), there are two egg, a delicacy that is really.

I appear to discern that lustrous eggs pearly and egg yolk yellow and tender ... .... I am only interested in eggs, eggs! I saw the other students face a surprise, but one of my classmates cheered, embraced each other to celebrate the victory, the teacher too told me to referendum to enlightened eyes, I do not know what they are pleased, but we are moving in the I laughed, I smiled sheepishly by them, and then replied:

Gradually, the tide will be gone without a track. Suddenly cried the other students laughed. This thing is really changing the world, a fragment of the effort, we wail changes to laugh, cry laugh change, Kukuxiaoxiao's out to I do not know what to do. I have not had time to digest how it was. Hall suddenly shambles up. Only man, save overturned, mouth spray of blood, such as columns, and then slowly back down.

I Lian Manggan the quondam. I saw a teacher pale, eyes closed, unconscious. Shua! Shua! Shua! Shabu shabu shabu! ! ! Bunches of offended eyes shot to me as to pry.

my eyes empty, ears back to a voice sounded:

later said Li did not dead, but a solemn illness, disease is cured and discharged after, disillusioned,New Lacoste Trainers High Top (http://www.lacoste-trainers-uk.com/new-lacoste-trainers-high-top-c-516.html), he mowed his head for the priests at Mount Wutai, no longer teach.